US President Barack Obama has been playing nice too long. If he wants his people in a few years be able to say to themselves, “Wow, getting my cancer treated AND not going bankrupt because of it isn’t so bad after all” then he needs to immediately start kicking some ass. Hmm, ass. That reminds me that it’s Friday and we need to rearview the world of celebrity bum from the week’s past.
See, Mexico is more than just a bunch of drug lords shooting innocent bystanders. It’s also a place where models like Lil Brillanti and Anais Salazar embrace each other in naked bliss while the warm and brown Mexican air kisses their nude curvy bodies. See how I know things about Mexico? Drug lords and lesbians are so typically Mexican. These two symbols are even on their national flag. I think.
Little known fact: of all the photos on the internet, 90% of them are of nude models from Eastern Europe. [Source: My Head.] Papai Gyongyi is yet another one but we find her extra cuteness deserving of one of our stupid little blurbs.
This is perhaps old news in internet standards but we thought we didn’t need to report Alice Eve’s nudity in “Cross Over” seeing as we already did last summer. However, she’s a bigger box office draw now that she’s also in the film “She’s Out of My League” playing the hot girl who is just so darn into a guy with quirky nerdiness. The hilarity ensues. So here are bigger vidcaps of her nude scene in “Cross Over” plus a few HD (720p) video clips of the scenes available for download here, here and here.
Nude photos of Heidi Klum continue as does her great modeling career and once again, they involve a food-like substance on her naked breasts. One assumes whipping cream or cake frosting but the oddball in me thinks anything from mayo to eatable plaster. Either way, most would want their mouth involved. Since there are never enough supermodel photos, we compliment a nude Heidi Klum with the following ladies of fashion... Alessandra Ambrosio, Alice Rausch, Candice Swanepoel, Darla Baker, Eniko Mihalik, Erin Wasson, Felicity Gilbert, Giedre Dukauskaite, Guinevere Van Seenus, Ines Sastre, Iris Strubegger, Iselin Steiro, Kara Young, Kate Moss, Mariacarla Boscono, Masha Novoselova, Mia Rosing, Mila DeWit, Missy Rayder, Morgane Dubled, Nicole Trunfio, Olga Kurylenko, Rianne TenHaken, Sara Guarch, Sophie Vlaming and Veronica Varekova.
Sure, these latest photos of Stephanie Seymour sporting a bikini at the beach shows that she’s indeed a Mother, and one that you would want to fu... well, you know... but must we keep calling every attractive woman over 30 a MILF? Unless you’re using it ironically, it just makes you sound like a douche. Seriously. Cut it out. The word (if it can be called a word) is used in such a lazy fashion too that even women who are a bit older who don’t even have kids are subjected to this douchebaggery. Of course, logic is not a common trait for the douchey population. So if MILF is part your lexicon, use it sparingly and correctly if you insist on using it all. (BTW, for the douches, “lexicon” is not an obnoxious body spray that turns you into the ultimate love repellent.)
We just want to briefly mention how American SI totally dropped the ball on Catrinel Menghia. She appeared briefly but fantastically in their 2007 issue but nothing as far as we know since. The South Africans were smarter and made Catrinel their swimsuit issue cover girl. It’s just another case of American publications making weird and bland choices. Don’t they see Catrinel Menghia and realize that she’s pretty much all anyone needs?
It appears a very smart person is revisiting old Helena Christensen editorials and rescanning her great modeling career which peaked business wise in the 90s. These are the nudest or most revealing of the new scans. So if you really want to revisit her truly nude modeling career, take another look at her Nudography which we actually started building back when Helena was in her modeling hay day but we must mention that her hay day of being ridiculously pretty continues to this day.
Along with Reality TV hottie Adrianne Curry’s bare bum showing up on Twitter over the weekend, we have the following variety of celebrity nude and nude-ish photos: Abigail Mir, Alessandra Ambrosio, Amanda Seyfried, Arielle Dombasle, Belen Francese, Belen Lavallen, Beth Ditto, Brenda-Lynn Acevedo, Carolina-Pampita Ardohain, Charlie ONeale, Chelsea Jones, Christina Hendricks, Clio Goldsmith, Crystal Renn, Danielle Mason, Dawn Marie, Ekaterina Krakovskaya, Elin Nordegren, Emily Scott, Emmanuelle Seigner, Emma Frain, Emma Glover, Eva Habermann, Flor Mattiedi, Freja Beha-Erichsen, Gisele Bundchen, Hannah Massey, Heather Morris, Holly Peers, Iman , Julianne Moore, Katie “Jordan” Price, Lady GaGa, Layla Roberts, Lisa Scott-Lee, Lucy Pinder, Mara Morelli, Marianela Cassisa, Marianela , Maria Telpuk, Mariel Romano, Monica Farro, Monica Keena, Nadezhda Vasina, Natalia Solovieva, Paris Hilton, Patsy Kensit, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Sandra Ahrabian, Sarah Nile, Sisse Soby, Stefi Morales, Valeria DeGenaro, Vanessa Demouy and The Bachelor’s Vienna Girard.
While some actresses refuse to ever go nude in a film despite how silly it looks when a women wears a bra during a passionate sex scene, these mainstream actresses not only have no problems being nude on film but actually have the guts to do a real sex act on screen. The latest in this steamy collection features model turned brave actress Rie Rasmussen in ”Human Zoo” enjoying the art of cunninglingus (videos available here, here and here.) while the rest in the collection features a lot of actresses performing the lady’s answer to that. (Also nude in film are Assumpta Serna, Caroline Ducey, Chloe Sevigny, Eiko Matsuda, Elisabetta Cavallotti, Karen Lancaume, Kerry Fox, Maeve Quinlan, Margo Stilley, Maruschka Detmers, Nancy Vee, Paz Vega, Rie Rasmussen, Shanti Carson, Sook-Yin Lee, Stef Ovidie, Tiffany Limos.)
For those not familiar with foreign factoids, let us educamacate you as some based on our cracked research about the little known country of Hungary. According to the following photo documents called “Calendars” Hungary started keeping track of time using these time keeping devices around the year 2009. They liked it so much; they decided to do it again in 2010. To keep Hungarians interested in what day it is, they of course used nude models of various Hungarian famousness to represent each month. So to welcome Hungary to this breakthrough time counting technology, we have their calendars which feature models Adrienn Hecz, Alexandra Bordas, Anett Bocsi, Annamari Kiss, Czegledi Edit, Dora Torok, Eva Nagy, Klaudia Almaidban, Mariann Fogarasy, Michelle Wild, Noemi Olah, Orsolya Kocsis, Reka Kis-Hegedus, Rubint Reka, Sonyak Szilvi, Viktoria Gyulai, Yvette Beke and Zita Karsai.
Helene Traasavik is a Norwegian model of the very attractive variety. She doesn’t exactly have the typical look of someone to have been descended from the Vikings. Nor does she resemble The D-Man whose ancestry also comes from Norway. Oh, except for maybe their uncanny similar elbows which are rather splendid as most Norwegian elbows tend to be.
Here is Top Chef host Padma Lakshmi back in the late 90s when modeling was her prime gig. We’ve seen her nuder here at BoB before but there’s no reason to ignore these rather revealing implied nudes of this now reality TV personality.
For those not familiar with foreign factoids, let us educamacate you based on our cracked research about the little known country of Hungary. According to the following photo documents called “Calendars” Hungary started keeping track of time using these time keeping devices around the year 2009. They liked it so much; they decided to do it again in 2010. To keep Hungarians interested in what day it is, they of course used nude models of various Hungarian famousness to represent each month. So to welcome Hungary to this breakthrough time counting technology, we have their calendars which feature models Adrienn Hecz, Alexandra Bordas, Anett Bocsi, Annamari Kiss, Czegledi Edit, Dora Torok, Eva Nagy, Klaudia Almaidban, Mariann Fogarasy, Michelle Wild, Noemi Olah, Orsolya Kocsis, Reka Kis-Hegedus, Rubint Reka, Sonyak Szilvi, Viktoria Gyulai, Yvette Beke and Zita Karsai.
They’re often bosomy, they’re sometimes brunette, sometimes blond, they are often naughty and in the case of the following, they are always British. They are Amylu Bennett, Chelsea Jones, Claire Andrisani, Eva Wyrwal, Hannah Martin, Katie Downes, Lucy Pinder, Madison Welch, Natalie Blair, Nikkala Stott, Peta Todd, Porchia Watson, Rhian Sugden, Rosie Jones, Sammy Braddy, Sam Cooke, Sophie Howard, Sophie Reade, Stacey Hannant, Stacey Massey and Vikki Blows.
Along with Nicole “Coco” Austin indulging her Twitter followers with her nude booty in blue light, we have the following celebrities baring their bums: Alexandra Escalona, Amii Grove, Anna Valle, Barbara Bloemen, Belen Francese, Brenda-Lynn Acevedo, Cameron Diaz, Carolina “Pampita” Ardohain, Cinthia Fernandez, Cristina Pedroche, Daniella Sarahyba, Donna Ewin, Emma Ely, Eugenia Volodina, Francesca Neri, Helene Traasavik, Hoara Borselli, Ilse deMeulemeester, Jakki Degg, Katerine Avgoustakis, Kim Ebgelbosch, Kim Kardashian, Laure-Anne Tombeur, Linda Dusoleil, Lola Ponce, Mascha Marianne, Masha Novoselova, Mia Rosing (NOT Megan Fox), Monica Farro, Moranguinho , Nancy Duplaa, Natalia Vodianova, Natasja Bovens, Natassa Liberidou, Nikki Visser, Papai Gyongyi, Rachael Neiberding, Raquel Welch, Roxana Diaz, Samantha Frost, Sammy Braddy, Sarah Nile, Serena Williams, Stephanie deLaet, Sylvie Doclot, Tiffani-Amber Thiessen, Vasilisa Shepelina and Veronique DeKock.
Meanwhile, in separate but in very related news, we make a special report on Argentinean model Rocio Guirao Diaz’s backside because her derriere deserves it.
We go back to 2001 to the “Rock Star” premier to revisit Brad Pitt’s then girlfriend Jennifer Aniston showing off her two best friends, her nipples. In related news, these other celebrities and their public nipple appearances: Ana Beatriz Barros, Emma DeCaunes, Holly Hunter, Jeri Ryan, Jerry Hall, Kristin Davis, Lady GaGa, Marina Fois, Melanie Thierry, Natasha Poly, Nicole Eggert, Olivia Grant and Sandra Ahrabian.
British bombshell Amii Grove discusses such obscure things as men, turn-ons and her breasts. You know, the subjects these models never tackle. Of course, the pictorial itself excuses the trite interview. Meanwhile, Argentinean model Cinthia Fernandez (also known as webmodel Abbey Diaz) shows us the specialness of South American booty. To finish the international trifecta, we have Evgenia (Eugenia) Dvoretskaya who indulges us with some new and upgraded nudes to complete her already stellar Nudography.
BoB viewers should all be familiar with Argentinean model but Italian celebrity Belen Rodriguez by now. You should also be familiar with her extraordinary skill at wearing a bikini. However, these latest beach candids might even blow away your previous opinions on Belen’s bikini sporting talent. You might also ask yourself, “Why don’t I ever go to the beach?”
Sure, we studied some supermodel imagery earlier this week already, but can anyone get too many supermodels penetrating their eyeballs? Not us. So please allow the following models of fashion to massage your eye sockets: Alessandra Ambrosio (with Brooklyn Decker) doing a bikini shoot, Rosie Huntington Whiteley, Lydia Hearst, Eniko Mihalik and Irina Lazareanu in shots by Terry Richardson, Trish Goff very nude in Purple, plus... Abbey-Lee Kershaw, Ana Beatriz-Barros, Brooklyn Decker, Cecile Brun, Charlotte Kemp-Muhl, Christy Turlington, Constance Jablonski, Dorota Wojcik, Erin Wasson, Eva Riccobono, Fernanda Lima, Freja Beha-Erichsen, Iselin Steiro, Izabel Goulart, Julie Ordon, Lily Donaldson, Louise Pedersen, Magdalena Frackowiak, Masha Novoselova, Melodie Dagault, Naomi Campbell, Natasha Poly, Natasha Vojnovic, Rel Dade, Rie Rasmussen, Shelby Keeton and Zuzana Gregorova.
Actresses stripping down for the sake of art with highlights including the first blurry glimpses of Amanda Seyfried topless in “Chloe” and Autumn Reeser nude in “The Big Bang” among many others.
Here, we’d like to report that the following image study shows much higher quality versions of Rhian Sugden’s 2009 Calendar of ones previously reported. Accompanying the images is a pair of videos of backstage footage from her 2010 Calendar. If you like bosomy blond British people with a knack for the cute, then this will be an enjoyable moment for you.
From one half of the former country of Czechoslovakia, we bring you some Czech models who don’t appear to be doing their actual nude modeling in the landlocked Czech Republic in a lot of these photos. Unless, the country was somehow shifted to the coast when it broke away from Slovakia. This sounds like a solid scientific theory.
The latest from the often odd and almost never not uninteresting world of fashion which employs some of the most beautifully odd looking ladies and oddly some how makes it all work. Featured models: Adina Fohlin, Alyona Osmanova, Angela Lindvall, Anja Gildum, Anja Rubik, Carolyn Murphy, Dree Hemingway, Edita Vilkeviciute, Eniko Mihalik, Iselin Steiro, Jacquetta Wheeler, Kaori , Kate Moss, Kate Willing, Louise Pedersen, Michelle Buswell, Natasha Poly, Olivia Henderson, Paulina Porizkova, Raquel Zimmermann, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Sophie Srej, Sophie Willing, Stef Van Der Laan and some intriguing unknowns.
Our worldly adventures takes us first to Great Britain to see pinup model Amy Green, followed by a trip to Italy of about 10 years ago see Cristina Rinaldi, and then we take a bit of a naughty trip to Brazil to visit Jessica Correa doing some nice modeling and for those up for a little more excitement than usual on BoB, you can see her in action being what they call an adult actress (warning: her naughty bits are graphically shown to be doing what nature intended them to do) and then maybe after a cigarette, you can do some dancing to the tunes put together by fellow DJs Mari Ferrari and Niki Belucci of Hungary, followed by a trip to Spain to watch some Spanish Big Brother 11 featuring Rebeca Perea, and lastly, we go back to Brazil to see the lovely Sheila Costa.
We’ve seen Greek model and singer Julia Alexandratou before here on BoB in what we think are some pretty great photo shoots. We were first introduced to Julia in her sexier re-creation of the famous Marilyn Monroe shoot that Lindsay Lohan also copied. Julia’s was better. Now we hear of a sex tape featuring Julia expecting some out of focus, boring amateur video shot by scumbag ex-boyfriend who’s now just trying to make a quick buck. Turns out, the sex tape actually looks like a full fledged (hardcore) porno made to “look” homemade in the way that the professionals do it. Julia comes across a bit coy in most of her photo shoots mainly doing implied nudes but in this video, she seems as into it, if not more convincingly enjoying herself than a lot of the adult actresses out there. Is it not often the case that the more coy ones become sex crazed demons in bed? If you’re a fan of “porn” or a bigger fan of “celebrity porn” then you will enjoy this little video. Hopefully our risk to get a little more risqué here at BoB doesn’t scare you off. To say its NSFW is obvious and not watching it on your Blackberry while driving is hopefully a given.
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