| 7 Images | Scholars of racial slurs with brains the size of a peas, which make up 100% of the racist community, have been told that calling someone a "Greco" does not refer to someone who's origins are from Greece. However, model Viviana Greco does not mind when being referred to as Greco. Inside sources say Viviana wears the Greco name with pride. In other news, The D-Man finds another way to write a nonsensical story about someone he knows nothing about. Reports say his ass was where it was pulled out of. ...view »

| 40 Images | This Italian actress has had a number of scenes in movies where cloths would destroy the plot. Some of those movies include La Riffa, L'Ultimo Capodanno, Brotherhood Of The Wolf, and Bram Stoker's Dracula. There were also times in Monica's modeling days where clothing could have rendered the photograph void of art. Being the supporter of creative endeavors, Monica allowed art to survive by providing her own nudity to the cause. ...view »

| 19 Images | This American actress' nude appearances in film include but are not limited to Flesh and Bone, Great Expectations, Shakespeare In Love, Hush, and Sylvia. Other nude appearances by Gwyneth have included photo shoots with Patrick Demarchelier and breakfasts with Brad Bitt. ...view »

| 32 Images | This French actress was only born in 1979 but already has over 25 films to her credit. Some of which have a tad of nudity... but that's because as a French movie is to nudity, a Star Wars movie is to poor dialogue. Ludvine's nudity has contributed to scenes in such movies as Swimming Pool, Water Drops On Burning Rocks, and La Petite Lili - that's French for The Petite Lili. ...view »

| 7 Images | This model's bio may be encrypted in the mysterious language of Italian on one of the following images. Or, like so many other men's magazines, it may just provide the information all well educated people must have in their astute minds, the all so relevant information of what turns her on. When we learn what makes Francesca's loins light up, we will all be better people for it. ...view »

| 20 Images | Various actresses, models varying from super to the regular variety, and various others. Vary good then... ...view »

| 19 Images | Heading into the fourth month of 2004, Gary Limpdinksi of Kleinshooddye, Alberta, has yet to replace his 2003 nudie calendar hanging on the wall of his gas station garage. It's not because Gary finds Italian model Frederica Fontana so special that he needs to look at her for more than 12 months when he's greasing his customer's lug-nuts, but because of chronic laziness. In fact, it was only last August when Frederica's glossy 2003 calendar finally replaced Gary's dusty and oil stained 1997 calendar of Kittens Doin' The Darndest Things. However, that 1997 calendar had a long stint on the shop's wall not because of Gary's laziness, but from a deep emotional attachment to those "cute little critters," as Gary put it. ...view »

| 5 Images | After hours coming up with a clever headline featuring word play, this webmaster has nothing more to say here. This topic could brew rants about drugs, or embarrassing talk show appearances, or nightclub violence, or lessons of how not to break into people's houses, or about public nudity, or misshapen breast implants, or about breaking your own punk rock rules for vanity and attention, or rants about the conspiracy of rock widows stealing their dead husband's music and selling it as their own. You know, stuff like that... but too bad this webmaster has nothing left to say. ...view »

| 14 Images | Brazilian bombshell Ana Beatriz Barros is yet another reason why you may want to use your AirMiles to head down to South America instead of Afghanistan this year. Of course, Ana is probably not actually in Brazil much any more. You'll more likely find her on a photo shoot for Sports Illustrated, or Guess, or Victoria's Secret in any given place on the globe. So don't waste your frequent flyer miles to find her. The odds are against you and so should the law if you get too obsessed about accomplishing that goal. ...view »

| 9 Images | Just making my rounds at movie premiers, private beaches, people's backyards... frankly, any place that welcomes a guy with warm wishes who's holding a camera with a 3 foot zoom lens is the place for me. Although, these warm wishes tend to be peppered with expletives and the odd punch in the skull. Ah, those bodyguards love to kid with me with their funny insults and kicks to the kidneys. For instance, right after I got these latest shots, Janet Jackson's security team pulled the ultimate prank on me by hiding my camera up my colon. Ok guys, where'd you put my camera? Oh, those guys! ...view »

| 16 Images | An Italian model working a fiddle; an Oscar winning actress working it; a Spanish actress offering the gift of a decorative ball of fossilized worms; Leo's girlfriend in every-day undergarments; a brain genius of the 21st century; a model you can learn about if you can read Spanish; a suspicious photo which suggests Australian women don't have vaginas; a pair of hard working and dedicated slackers; a British actress doing her Steve Irwin impression; an actress who will be in the upcoming Hell Boy; a model in either a mound of coffee beans, or a pile of elk poo - pick whichever one turns your crank; bitchin' purse girlfriend; a Kiwi who's appeared in SI; and lastly, a Canadian who also appeared in SI and a handful of less than stellar movies... ...view »

| 7 Images | Spraying The In Office Plants Was One Thing But Spritzing A Victoria's Secret Model Was Just Too Much For Todd
Once Todd Berger came back to consciousness, and after the laughter died down, the photo shoot featuring Italy's Claudia Cedro went ahead as planned. Cedro, who's modeled for Victoria's Secret, felt bad for Todd who as the new intern, had only up to that point, been watering the office's plants and took the odd beating for bringing decaf coffee to the company's photographers during shoots. Mary, the regular model spritzer, called in sick that day complaining of an aching front-bum. So Todd had the chance to finally prove himself as a diverse and dedicated employee by taking on the grueling task of hosing down a naked lady. Despite Todd's best efforts to keep eye contact with Claudia, and barely before he could squeeze the trigger on the water sprayer, Todd's world went to black. A tooth was left on the side of the desk where poor Todd's young bashful face smacked heavily on his descent down to happy silent land. Being a consummate professional with a heart, Claudia sent Todd a gift basket later that week along with photos from the shoot. Unfortunately, Todd took one glance at the photos, and let's just say, lost a few more teeth to a hard object that got in the way of his plummeting face. ...view »

| 44 Images | Born in Sweden 1948, Uschi Digart is sometimes known as Queen of the Big Bosom. ...view »

| 7 Images | Italian Asia (Aria) Argento, Actress and model, started her acting career when she was only nine yers old. Since then she's been in about 30 movies, she has won two 'DAVID DI DONATELLO' (the italian oscar), two 'CIACK', an italian 'GOLDEN GLOBE' when she was only twelve, and a 'GROLLA D'ORO'. In 1994, Asia turned her hand to directing two short films. Asia Argento is also the author of a number of short stories published in many prestigious magazines. Incredible portfolio. ...view »

| 11 Images | Working late Japanese model and actress Chiharu Komatsu in some good photo's. ...view »

| 27 Images | In The Nick Of Time, Editor Vetoes 'Naomi Campbell, M'm M'm Good!'
Chief Editor, The D-Man, made a firm stance against another headline written in poor taste brought to his desk by journalist The D-Man. The D-Man defended himself by noting the playful word association between the delicious and popular Campbell's soup and Naomi's last name. Adding how Naomi is also popular and according to his sources, quite delicious. The D-Man didn't buy his own argument. Tempers were flared. Names were called. The odd insult toward his mother was said to be delivered with a rather harsh tone. After the spit showering yells died down, and the ego induced sucker punches were reduced to minor flicking of the ear lobes, the mutual love for himself came a shining through and calmed the situation. Despite his long standing & good reputation with himself, meetings can get ugly in the mock celebrity reporting business. Thank Gad there are stable and calm personalities like Naomi Campbell for us to write about and look up to in the biz. People like her in the world keep it from becoming one big scratch-your-eyes-out cat fight. Excuse me as I hug my teddy bear and look at a rainbow... ...view »

| 50 Images | Mitch Says Travel Show Is Very Informative... No, Seriously Guys After Mitch Borelon of Detroit, Michigan was mocked and ridiculed by his Frat mates for being honest about enjoying "informative television," redeemed himself by describing the beautiful curvature of Wild On's former host Brooke Burke's backside. Adding how he'd "...like to get some of dat." The success of E's Wild On! has proven that young men have an insatiable thirst for travel knowledge thus further vindicating Mitch and his propensity to "learn a little on the side." Marg Baumgartner of Sealhunt, Saskatchewan says her 19 year old son, Wayne, has started his own travel club because of Wild On!. She says Wayne's club meets during every airing of the show in his bedroom. However, after thinking about it, Marg realized that Wayne was his club's only member. Wayne and Mitch are but two of the many reasons Brooke has become a male-filled-household name. ...view »

| 12 Images | When supermodel Rachel Hunter was chosen to be featured in The BiDaily Celebrity Nudes, one could not help but come up with a pathetic and clichéd tabloidesque headline like the mess you see above. You see, she's a supermodel. That's been determined. She's also the ex-wife of razorblade gargling crooner, Rod Stewart. And most recently, has become a sex symbol all over again for her appearance in the video "Stacey's Mom" by Fountains Of Wayne. That'd be yet another pop group the venerable Grammy Association decided to continue ruining its reputation for - awarding so called "excellence" in the music industry by nominating F.O.W. for Best New Artist. Observers of this video couldn't help but notice how Hunter went from being married to a geriatric to becoming fantasy fodder for a kid who was obviously too young to know that pulling your pud isn't the latest Dr. Seuss book. Aside from that creepy pop video, Rachel Hunter helps put away the myth that beauty and sexiness is reserved for the under 25 group. ...view »

| 33 Images | No matter how much mud and blood directors like Mel Gibson, (The Passion Of The Christ) and Giuseppe Tornatore (Malena) throw onto Monica Bellucci for certain scenes in the aforementioned movies, her beauty permeates the dirt covering her. An actress who may be widely known for her beauty can often seem out of place in a film due to the fact that her renown gorgeousness can often outstrip her acting chops. This can distract you and completely take you out of the movie. In Monica's case you never forget she's a stunning lady but it never seems to stop you from believing that she might actually be a real live person living in the made up world of the movie you're watching. In 2000's "Malena" she does however play a lady who's widely seen as pretty and obviously pulls it off quite convincingly. ...view »

| 54 Images | Is it just me or do celebrities love to spit out restraining orders like JLo likes to spit out husbands? The judge told me, that yes, it's just me. Apparently, I have issues when it comes to invading a person's personal space. Representing myself in court, I told the judge that this is clearly untrue. I pointed out the fact that it's been proven on a number of occasions that celebrities aren't actually people. I figured, "I got you there Judgey Judge." Apparently not. He said, "Pete, based on your previous records of personal invasion charges and convictions, in 49 of the 50 States you're no longer a legal person either." So let's just say that I managed to get my allowance early from Mother, made bail, & am now residing in the State where I legally can say, "Paparazzi Pete: person." I do have to say it quietly though. Ok. Enough. I think I can see through these bushes that someone remotely famous is about to lose their knickers. ...view »

| 32 Images | Reports coming out of Britain say that model Katie Price was never happy with her chest. Of course, after changing her name to Jordan & then hanging 30 pounds of slightly viscous fluid encased in plastic fun bags under the skin of her self-claimed inadequate chest, she couldn't be happier now. If the reports are true that there's extra income in being a sideshow attraction, then there's good news for Jordan since it will help pay for all the chiropractic bills that will eventually follow. ...view »

| 12 Images | The savvy media has spotted another case of love gone wrong. The never-jump-to-conclusions media first reported the demise of the Cruz/Cruise super couple (Penelope Cruz and Tom Cruise) when these two professionals actually decided to attend to their "careers" and be apart for a heralding amount of time. Some say it was many months, others say it was a whole 2 days. Neither Crooze could be reached for comment on whether they were able to repair their fractured relationship or not. Probably because they were "working." So to fill the gap, here is a small breakdown of Penelope Cruz's nude appearances in her various films... ...view »

| 16 Images | The breakdown is: an SI supermodel; an actress from the past; an Italian celeb; a model; yet another model; an Aussie singer/actress and famous sis; the lead singer of Blondie; another model; oh, and another one; an Oscar winning actress; David Blaine's supermodel girlfriend, now that's a trick; another actress from the past; a musician; a very quick scene from this year's new season of The Sopranos where Tony's shrink played by Lorraine Bracco has a little dream sequence; lastly, yet another actress. ...view »

| 10 Images | Brazilian born model who's made a name for herself in Italy. As Feranda is to Italy; David Hasselhoff is to Germany. ...view »

| 20 Images | After millions of years of evolution that God started up in His early pot smoking days, He saw that this human female creature called woman, that He mocked up at the last minute, was flawed. G saw that the man creature was clearly losing interest in the female breast. He felt that the 23 hours and 30 seconds that man used each day to think about boobs wasn't enough. Meanwhile, The Lord had created something called silicone millions of years earlier but for the life of Him, couldn't find an application for it that tickled his fancy, until forty years ago. He planted His master plan into the minds of two plastic surgeons, Cronin and Gerow, (who at that point had never actually touched a girls breast before,) to invent the first silicone breast implants. Then only 40 short years or so later, young insecure women around the world, with the help of asshole boyfriends and Hollywood managers, were baited into the idea that there is no such thing as breasts that are too big. One such woman was a young British model by the name of Katie Price. Here we can see her original design which God clearly botched. In our next issue, we will explore Katie's second, possibly third and even fourth upgrades that evolved her into Jordan: The Train Wreck God Didn't See Coming... ...view »

| 7 Images | As mentioned in another article, one factor that's helped promote the breast implant phenomenon is the asshole boyfriend that plants the idea that, "Baby, you're perfect, BUT... you would be even more perfect if you had bigger tits." Men can be romantic that way. Since actress Patsy Kensit married well known asshole Liam Gallagher of the band Oasis, it does make one question whether his assholery was a factor in her getting breast implants or not. Our researchers couldn't find the exact timeline of her marriage and eventual divorce from rock diva Liam and the sprouting of silicone. So the blame may not be pointed to the right asshole in this case. However, the point of this article was obviously just an experiment to see how many times one could say asshole without being an asshole about it. ...view »

| 20 Images | After years of whore infested nights and heroin filled dreams, this webmaster has no more juice left in him to write nonsense about celebrities of anything else for that matter tonight. So here's are a bunch of celebrity images that may or may not please you... ...view »

| 3 Images | Apparently it was the Germans this time. Yes, the Germans. Once again, Janet Jackson, along with the Germans, have threatened freedom with the elusive evil that is known as nudity. Conspiracists will claim Jackson is but only a patsy in this long fought battle between the clothed puritans and the nipple baring heathens; while others continue to point fingers at the Germans, like they have for so many years. Yet, the Germans only reported this latest incident. So really, let's give them a break and go after the true soldier of sin, Justin Timberlake. So far, no evidence has been found which would link Timberlake to this latest nude spotting (and yes this time, it really is nude) of the arguably most stable member of the Jackson family. So let us stop blaming this poor woman for threatening America's freedom. Whereas Timberlake's career already breaks oh so many basic moral and taste laws that we should just let him take the fall for whatever happens to piss us off when we wake up in the morning. ...view »

| 17 Images | Believe it or not, sitting at your computer right now and looking at these images of Monica Bellucci will allow you to physically hear her voice as often as you would while sitting in the theatre watching the latest Mel Gibson epic, "The Passion Of The Christ" - swear to God. However, one of her previously released movies, "Irreversible" had a tad more dialogue for the stunning Italian actress to tackle. However, you will not being be able to hear anything while viewing these stills from the aforementioned movie except for the quiet but annoyingly present whirrrr of your computer. So please, no letters. ...view »

| 6 Images | Apparently if a model has appeared nude on the internet in some fashion, you can't possibly think you have the audacity to look up any legitimate information on her career without being inundated with pop-up after pathetic porn pop-up. Our crafty research team did manage to learn that Alena Seredova is Czech, a model, and may have been born in 1979. We may be confused, and somewhat dazed from our search, but apparently if you click here, you are only seconds away from joining an all out anal party with totally wet bitches. Yes, well we've learned our lesson about being so bold as to look up "information" on the internet. Don't worry, it's safe to click the links here... ...view »

| 36 Images | The makers of the DVD probably never imagined that their sales would be impacted so positively by the numerous nude scene fanatics that have found a comfy home on the internet. Or did they? Perhaps it was just another key market for them to target when they brought out yet another format of media storage. Famous actresses in almost forgotten nude scenes in very forgettable movies are now being dusted off by the techno geeks with eagle like eyes who can spot a half a second of nipple amongst thousands of seconds of bad movie. Even with the distraction of their parent's banging on their bedroom doors to come out and join the family for a feast at McDonald's to celebrate their 38th birthday. Take these stills as examples of fine nude scene sniffing sleuth work. Which show some very well known actresses who never knew that one day, millions of anti-social slurpy drinking fans would be able to stare at without the tracking lines that those damn VCRs have when pausing that key second of bum and booby... ...view »

| 6 Images | Perhaps too many to count and frankly, who are we to know who actually "loved" the star of 1989's "Johnny Handsome"? Handsome indeed. So we'll just concern ourselves with his 1990 co-star of "Wild Orchid", Carre Otis. She may or may not have loved the man she made alleged simulated love to in this erotic film. One may never learn the truth unless you watch 'Carrie Otis: The E! True Hollowood Story'... tune in! ...view »

| 13 Images | Great, now this site will come up in Google when people search for teen sites. Please note, BoB (that's the acronym for Babes of Babylon - not the guy who runs the site) is not a teen site despite the following story being about the former Miss Teen France '99. She's got to be at least the ripe old age of 20 or 21 now, so we're cleared to show these photos of her. Ok, now that we're settled on that... to the story of Karine Jalabert. Umm... she's the former miss Teen France of 1999... and now, well, she's naked. Nothing like a beauty pageant to get your career just a rollin' along. ...view »

| 4 Images | Not since peanut butter and jam has the marriage of two beloved indulgences been so sweet, until now. Buxom bombshells and semi-automatic assault weapons. This Ted Nugent fantasy comes to life thanks to Czech born model Veronika Zemenova, a business savvy webmaster, and of course, the good work of the NRA which in many minds, is the true spelling of freedom. ...view »

| 24 Images | A supermodel; an actress famous for baring breasts in a teen comedy; a rock star's lady friend; a fashion model who suited up for SI this year; one of Helmut's muses; a model who dated Ed Burns - aren't they married? One of the first big time supermodels; an Italian beauty; an actress from "Training Day"; Leonardo's model lady friend; the boob that started the decline of civilization; a new version of the Vulcan death grip; a model without her top on; a snippet from a European calendar; the more modest star of 'Sex And the City'; another famous backside; a backside that's not quite as famous; one of Charlie's Angels; another d class celeb to make it into households' consciousnesses by baring her boobs on Wild On; a model of the super variety; a beautiful actress who we hope will fill her resume with some better movies; famous when her boyfriend Axl was too; a star athlete; and finally, another stunner to be featured in SI. ...view »