| 5 Images | Soccer slash Football star David Beckham apparently allows other women, besides his Posh Spice wife, to play with his balls. You see what happened there? You see, David plays in a sport where the primary playing device is called a ball, and ball is also another word for testicle, which Mr. Beckham has two of. Hence the word "balls" - and on forced occasions, women will play with these balls which could have only been created by a god with a great sense of humour. And humour was what was attempted when we said women - such as Sarah Marbeck - like to play with David's balls. Of course, our sources can't confirm the bedroom antics of Beckham and Marbeck and whether balls, either foot or salty, are actually played with. ...view »

| 7 Images | A professional actress known for her role on the TV series "Neighbours" was found naked on the internet recently. The digital imagery, which depicted Krista Vendy in the nude, was discovered by a lonely internet surfer who had an addiction for anything and everything associated with "Neighbours." After making his discovery, the anti-social 43 year old virgin described his achievement as the highlight of his afternoon and then went on with the rest of his exciting life. ...view »

| 23 Images | Sister to fellow actor Jake who contributed her acting talents to 2002's Secretary and 2004's Strip Search ...view »

| 11 Images | Actress who made notoriety for her brief role on TV's 'ER' in the late-90s and went on to act and appear nude in 1998's Permanent Midnight, 2000's Duets and 2003's The Cooler ...view »

| 7 Images | B-model and b-actress seen here, funny enough, naked in Absolute Best ...view »

| 43 Images | Based on recent TV watching, the governing body that decides what Americans can watch on network television called the FCC appear to have waged their own failed war on drugs. That being the family destroying drug known as butt crack. The FCC rules that partial crack in small doses is acceptable. Meaning, the lower crack area may be in full view as long as that really offensive top part of the crack that ends at the tail bone is covered by a one eighth inch piece of fabric commonly known as a thong. However, if a thong can not be made available, the upper crack may be shown so long as the rest of the crack is hidden by a pair of ratty old pair of jeans such as the ones worn by plumbers. This is defined as the Plumber's Crack Exception. Overall, the FCC states that despite both entire ass cheeks being able to seen by anyone raging from toddlers to senior citizens and everyone in between, they will not tolerate any full viewing of the entire butt crack all in one sitting. They say you will have to either get cable, buy a magazine, watch a diaper commercial or go on to the internet to feed your full all out crack habit. ...view »

| 20 Images | This Czech born fleshy substance once inhabited the body of supermodel Eva Herzigova during her prime in the mid 1990s. It enjoyed an exciting career posing for such high profile publications as Victoria's Secret and the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. Eva's fat was said to have a falling out with Eva's breasts and ass which lead to a messy breakup with the rest of Eva's body. The fat and Eva's body haven't been seen together in public ever since. Rumours have it that the fat got together with Eva's supermodel colleague Kate Moss in the end. ...view »

| 16 Images | The word paparazzo, or its plural cousin, paparazzi originated from the Italian language. Today the word is commonly used around the world when referring to 'a free-lance photographer who aggressively pursues celebrities for the purpose of taking candid photographs... from which homes are broken and lives are destroyed all because someone didn't get enough attention from Mother and now seeks attention by giving unwanted attention to famous folks' or something along those lines. The Americans have adopted this slippery form of photography in order to get important and intriguing shots such as Madonna walking out of a hotel or Gwyneth Paltrow walking to her taxi at an airport. These important events MUST be documented. Of course, the shots that can get a paparazzo enough cash to buy a fancy new Honda Civic are the ones where they've caught a celeb with their pants down. Luckily, for the European paparazzi division, everyone, including the famous ones like Italian actress, TV presenter, and model Manuela Arcuri, enjoy a Sunday afternoon on the beach sporting two nipples and two bum cheeks to take in the sun's nourishing Vitamin D. ...view »

| 17 Images | French actress seen here in 2003's Corps à corps (Body to Body) ...view »

| 10 Images | German actress seen here nude in TV's (there's European television for ya) "Klinik unter Palmen" ...view »

| 30 Images | This French actress' nude scenes include 1991's Van Gogh, 1996's Tenue correcte exigée, 1994's Farinelli: il castrato, 1998's L' Homme est une femme comme les autres, 1997's Metroland, 2001's Un Ange, 1998's Lautrec, and 2003's Monsieur N. ...view »

| 1 Images | " Hi, I saw the set of seven Lisa Marie pics you just posted. Why not show the eighth, the water pic with Jeff's cock showing? Nice image and it completes the set. Great site -- I check it every (other) day. :) Cheers, U "
Oh U... Uuuu... you're good U. It's true U, the eighth photo in question DOES complete the set. However, after closer inspection, Mr. Goldblum's cock, as you put it, is actually not in view of the camera because at the moment the picture was taken, he was actually receiving a blow job from Tinker Bell. ...view »

| 36 Images | Mixing also makes variety which creates diversity which shows differences and having things that are different allows us to see who's better and the ones that are better will beat up those who are not better which is sometimes referred to as mixing it up which brings us back to the beginning of the mixed up circle of life. ...view »

| 14 Images | The 1990s introduced us to a young, sharp and perturbing set of ribs that happened to belong a model named Kate Moss. With massive exposure on advertising billboards and in magazine ads, this wash-board ribcage was all the rage in the fashion industry. It helped spawn whole legions of other well known boney body parts including Carla Bruni's pelvis and Nadja Auermann's spinal column. However, these days, Kate Moss' chest bones have enjoyed a low key lifestyle under a newly formed fatty layer called flesh. Moss' ribcage has adapted well in its new surroundings and enjoys being out of the spotlight for once. When asked, her ribs said that they aren't jealous of flesh's return to being in fashion once again: "A healthy amount of flesh deserves a place in the fashion world again." Notes Kate's ribs, "Without my fatty friend, we'd just be another set of lonely bones that the boys never take notice of." ...view »

| 7 Images | Film director Tim Burton's ex-wife Lisa Marie and actress Geena Davis' ex-husband Jeff Goldblum are the latest paparazzi prey to be seen frolicking sans trousers in the ocean suds of Saint Bart's beach. Lisa, best known for her role as Martian Girl in 1996's Mars Attacks!, went from dating Burton, a director of strange movies, to dating an actor who's real life mannerisms and acting technique (both baring suspicious similarities) are widely known to be downright strange. ...view »

| 11 Images | Model turned actress whose ground breaking performances include playing characters called 'Party Babe' from 1992's Waxwork II: Lost in Time and the unforgettable character 'Model' in 1993's Warlock: The Armageddon. Hollywood tends to save these thought inducing roles for the curvaceous female actresses who come from the modeling industry because... frankly, the likes of Meryl Streep just don't have the chops to capture the intricacies of a character like 'Party Babe'. So that's when thespians of Elizabeth Nottoli's caliber are enlisted to tackle the role....view »

| 15 Images | Cast member of TV's ER seen here in 1998's Croupier, 2000's Essex Boys, and 1996's The Fortunes and Misfortunes of Moll Flanders ...view »

| 10 Images | This actresses nude appearances in film inlcude 1996's Carried Away and 1997's Going All the Way ...view »

| 7 Images | British actress seen here 2001's Me Without You and 1999's Rogue Trader ...view »

| 14 Images | Scientists Predict Offspring Will Come Out Of Birth Canal Wearing Black Eyeliner And Fishnet Stockings Biologists studying the complexity of b-class celebrity mating habits found that actress slash model slash dancer slash wife of attention seeking cross-dressers Carmen Electra and chronic guitar masturbator Dave Navarro have the genetic ingredients to produce offspring that could be born a non-virgin... a slut if you will. Further studies are required, scientists add, considering that this goes against all previous known science. The biologists conducting the study admit (while Carmen actually seemed to be a "sweet girl") their results were heavily swayed by the fact that Navarro just didn't seem "quite right" to them. ...view »

| 30 Images | David Blaine and David Copperfield both dabble in magic and fashion models. Two of those dabbled models, Josie Maran and Claudia Schiffer, decided they "just had to get together and chat" about their former boyfriends, David and David. They wanted to determine who suffered the most being a girlfriend of a high profiled magician who would make love using the same ominous stare as when they would performing a card trick on a primetime TV special. Josie and Claudia made it interesting by putting a 100 bucks on the line and called in Lisa Marie Presley to be the judge because of her experience of having the King Of Weird as her ex. The results, along with The Davids' magicial sex secrets, were undisclosed. ...view »

| 13 Images | American's love their baseball. Canadian's love their hockey. Mexican's love their cock-fights. At least 2 of those 3 North American nations could really care less for the game they call soccer which the rest of the world calls football. However, directly south, the country of Argentina loves the kicky ball sport. Seeing that North Americans seem to make a huge ruckus when a nipple comes into sight, Argentina football promoters came up with a clever way to turn a few Americans onto their beloved sport. Nude photos of actress Maria Fernanda Callejon were posted on a undisclosed website alongside a fictitious and scattered story that managed to make a correlation between a naked lady and soccer. Clever? Or did someone just waste 15 minutes of their life that they will never get back? ...view »

| 29 Images | A timely visual study of what you happen to be sitting on right now. 'Timely' because the study looks from behind at a newly single supermodel (amongst others) and 'visual' because it's not in brail. ...view »

| 6 Images | Reports coming from inside Iraq say that despite Saddam Hussein's ousting by The United States, the average Iraqi believes that the invasion of their country has had major negative affects. Meanwhile, Dana Ferrara is naked. ...view »

| 17 Images | When Nina Moric was asked to reprise the role of "that girl in the Ricky Martin video" by the sadistic people who decided that American Idol reject William Hung should be humiliated on a mass scale (but sshh, he doesn't know it), Nina politely declined. She felt it was one thing to pretend to be sexually interested in gay heart-throb Ricky Martin during the shooting of the first Livin' La Vida Loca video. It would be far beyond her acting abilities to roll around with some poor shmuck who's so out of touch of simple human behavior and social nuances that he can't see that he's the victim of the most sadistic 15 minutes of fame gag since that other time when something like this happened that was really bad... ... yeah, The D-Man ran out of steam on that one... D's just upset that he's contributed to this maddening world by allowing the William Hung debacle even to enter his conscientiousness. Damn you, television! ...view »

| 36 Images | Meanwhile, in other miscellaneous news, a visual study of miscellaneous celebrities, who are considered famous for miscellaneous reasons, is presented with neither a missile or an anus featured in the study. George W. Bush and proctologists said to be disappointed. ...view »

| 14 Images | Patriot-Breast-Painting Bill Turned Down By Congress Years before the American flag pin was all the rage, US President Bill Clinton had an idea to promote patriotism which would have the American flag painted on the breasts of young woman across the country. Clinton originally came up with the idea during a debauched evening with "the guys" in his second year of college. He held on to the idea straight into his Presidency which was said to be one of his major motivations for seeking power of the White House. Clinton officially proposed the idea to Congress in 1994 and hired Italian model Elenoire Casalegno to show his unique vision of a strong, united and topless America. The bill was eventually turned down by Congress by a wide margin. George W. Bush later came up with his own idea to promote patriotism after 9-11 which was a pin of Uncle Sam giving the world the middle finger. He later compromised on the flag pin. ...view »

| 8 Images | Actress Will Now Be Known As Nifer Actress and mediocre singer, Jennifer Lopez, was stunned in a Los Angeles court Wednesday when a judged awarded former boyfriend, Ben Affleck, the custody of the Ben in Bennifer. The judge ruled that Lopez will now have to officially be known as Nifer whenever she appears in any tabloid publication. However, Lopez was relieved when the judge turned down Affleck's request to gain full custody of her ass. ...view »

| 14 Images | Seconds after the network airing of The Thomas Crown Affair, Tommy Gilbert of Crannybrook, Minnesota voraciously searched the internet for TTCA's uncut nude scenes featuring actress Rene Russo. When Tommy was channel surfing and happened upon The Thomas Crown Affair, he quickly stopped his impetuous clicker clicking knowing there was nude scenes a coming. He failed to realize, however, that he was watching NBC. Which being a network station, censors all of the potty language and any related naughty-bit viewage that allows Tommy to actually enjoy a film. Tommy clued in that his fun times ahead of seeing celebrity nudity was not to be when the first commercial break came on. Tommy became very upset. Hoping that NBC's edit department was still hung over from some Baywatch reunion party that Tommy had always dreamed about, continued to watch for the slight chance that a debauched NBC editor missed the odd frame of nipple. Tommy's hopes quickly vanished when the unreadable final credits rolled by a side-screen preview of the millionth reminder that Friends will, in fact, have its final episode on May 6th. Tommy then rushed to his computer where his hand mounted the mouse reminiscent to Tommy's favourite porntoon, Donald Does Mickey. The violated pointer device was then used to bring up the popular naked people picture finder, Google. The following are samples from Tommy's Googlin' good times... ...view »

| 10 Images | Danish born model Anine Bing was deemed responsible for reeking havoc on the streets of Birmingham, England for appearing in a 6 foot billboard ad which was considered too risqué for the Midland English drivers making their way home to watch tele. Birmingham's City council ruled for the ad to be taken down in order to keep the mobile phone industry as the number one cause of minor fender benders. The ad featured Anine in the typical pose of any tennis player when it begins to rain... and the hunky ball boy slips on the wet court and falls under the spread legs of the female player... who happens to be on her knees... orgasmically rubbing the rain drops off her face. Oh sure. It's something you see every day at Wimbledon. ...view »

| 56 Images | A visual study of the arse, ass, backside, beam, behind, bottom, breech, bum, buns, butt, can, cheeks, derriere, duff, fanny, fundament, hams, haunches, hiney, hind end, hinder, hunkers, keister, posterior, prat, rear, rear end, rump, seat, stern, tail, tail end, tokus, the seat of one's pants. ...view »

| 8 Images | She's so famous and so worth writing an informative and life changing biography about that it overwhelms one to write nothing. ...view »

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| 13 Images | Winner of the 1989 Elite supermodel contest, The Look Of The Year, Ines Sastre's Film Nudeography includes 1996's Par-delà les nuages and 2001's Vidocq. ...view »

| 8 Images | A model who became naked by the sea shore seems to be her claim to fame. A resume any one could be jealous of. ...view »

| 32 Images | Being A Strong Female Character And Being A Naked Woman Is Practically The Same Thing According To Research
If Jaime Pressley's role in 1997's Poison Ivy 3: The New Seduction is any indicator that a femme fatale's most deadly weapon is nudity, then I don't know what is. Clearly, a woman's strength is measured by how often they take off their clothes. Seducing mild mannered middle-aged fathers is a woman's only defense against all the wrongs in the world. A woman's femininity can be fatal. Oh yes indeed, my friend. Go to the marked-off room tucked away at the back of any video store and you'll be able to research that solid fact yourself... and BY yourself seems to be the most popular method of research in this line of study. ...view »

| 45 Images | Auch Amerikaner fahren fort, über Hasselhoffs leuchtendes Talent unwissend zu sein
More could said on that topic, but instead, let's allow our non-German friends into the conversation. Actually, we'll have to change the subject because no one but the Germans truly understand. So, how about that Heidi Klum? She's been known to be on the pretty side. Those pretty sides of hers has landed her gigs with high profile companies that sell pretty, like Victoria's Secret, Sports Illustrated, and Cosmo to name a few. ...view »

| 10 Images | This Italian born supermodel can be seen here in her natural habit where plain white backgrounds make up most of the landscape. You can see her behavior, mood and expressions change as fast a camera's shutter. She must be quick and nimble to survive in this dangerous and narcissistic environment called fashion. For her model life span is short and the next generation of models are clawing at her feet for their turn to flirt with the public. ...view »

| 48 Images | For the person out there who can identify these naked people, you win the prize of being better than everyone else. Way to go, winner. ...view »

| 20 Images | Oh, the variety that ensues in these pictures is so overwhelming that the various words that one could use to describe the various people in these various photos ceases to be said. Oh variety, with your various varieties! ...view »