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May 31st., 2004
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To look way back to the year 2003 is like trying to remember what we had for dinner last night. Was it chicken or fish? No, in fact it was goat. Yes, 2003 was the year of the goat, or more accurately, the ram. Speaking of ram, here's a calendar from that year which features what has been all the rage among female mall hanger-arounders in this current decade, the thong.
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Pretty Boy Host Jeff Probst Insists On More Challenges Featuring Woman's Special Swallowing Techniques
During auditions for the latest season of CBS' Survivor in the far away island region of Phellatiopia, a native woman of the region was said to stand out amongst the rest of the other contestants who were brought in from other countries. She had the ability to catch live fish with her bare hands and then swallow them whole which was first exhibited during a mock survivor challenge. Other locals interviewed said it was common in their culture for young woman to be taught in their early teens to provide to the rest of their tribe using this massive swallowing technique. While 10 percent of Phellatiopian males were said to be also highly skilled in this arena.
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A variety of different vidcaps from Christina's first nude scene in "Prozac Nation"
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May 29th., 2004
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Model and maybe actress, Clara Morgane sports the latest in formal apparel with a cute little neck tie accessorized with nothing at all. Other pieces in this seasons collection includes subtle pieces of clothing running up the bum crack fit for skiing on the cool slopes, plus a leather jacket that's just a must have for those wanting to get it on in a steel cage in the shape of a testicle. It's all the rage...
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Neil Bronson of Someplace, Overthere was assaulted on Monday for referring to model and naked chick, Sandy as "just another naked chick." Sandy was said to be upset that her career of getting naked and being a chick didn't mean she was just another chick who got naked but a respectable model who just happened to not be wearing any clothes while on the job site. Neil later apologized for any wrong doing even though he didn't have a clue of what the hell just happened.
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Susan seen here in Bull Durham, Pretty Baby plus a preggie pic.
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Shown here in Wild Things 2 plus a pic plus informational collage pics.
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Some caps and interesting collage pics. Caps from The Last Hand.
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Reports coming from inside the heads of celebrity stalking photo "journalists" say that a fantasized world exists where people, and even the famous ones, actually like the paparazzi, respect what they do, and even want to hang out with them to talk about how lame their parents can be when they bring a girl home. However, this contradicts reports coming from reality where taking a picture of someone in a compromising position just to get a barely noticeable peek of a private part without even asking permission first is what's actually lame.
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Celebrities tend mix and mingle with each other at the same events despite so many of them being famous for such completely different reasons. Take this bunch for example. We have a Canadian rock chick, some nude models, international actresses, SI supermodels, a WB actress, a model turned actress who's in this summer's blockbuster Troy, more nude models, more supermodels, a busty Borge, a singer who's like whoa, a porn star who went and buggered up her naturally perfect breasts by doing the the ole chop-insert-sow-up-the chest routine, a former bunnymate from Sweden and a bunch of others where the word "celebrity" is used rather loosely for the sake of being seen naked.
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May 26th., 2004
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'I'm a totally sexual person,' claims model-turned-actress Josie Maran with a shrug. "And sometimes - with the clothes and the poses - I just don't know how sexy I can be." The 23-year-old Maybelline model is referring to some risqué Sisley ad campaign shots, snapped by Terry Richardson, in which she appears in compromising positions with a cow. 'I was on a farm, just having fun,' she says of the ad. 'Terry is like a good director - he frees you, and, well, Maybelline just wasn't psyched about the whole thing.' Of most concern to the cosmetic giant, which has Maran under a five-year contract? Well, besides the pic of the pouty-lipped minx lifting up her shirt, there's one in which a cow (who, apparently, hadn't been milked for two days) is relieving itself into Maran's mouth. Says Maran: 'I was grossed out at first, but it was the most delicious milk I'd ever tasted - fresh and warm.' The rest of this ad campaign shot on ye old farm, can be seen in The BoB Database under Josie's profile. Meanwhile, other photos by Terry Richardson, which seem to be saying more than what initially appears, can be seen here when you click on the clickety link contraption below...
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Fashion model, now business woman, Janice Dickinson has been quoted as saying that she believes she's the first quote un-quote (with your fingers in the air) "supermodel" in the world. She takes the credit for launching the careers of other models that followed her who came to be of the super variety like Cindy Crawford and Helena Christensen among others. Industry insiders have their opposing opinions on the matter as to who was truly THE first (fingers in the air) supermodel. Supporters of Dickinson's claim have recently gone down in numbers after her most recent comments during a shoot where Janice poses au natural during her child's gestation period. Witnesses at the shoot described her as "going off about how she's the first supermodel, she's the first this and the first that... and oh, how she's the first pregnant woman, ever!" Scientists interviewed said that this was scientifically impossible but for supermodels, natural laws don't apply.
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This Aussie supermodel has dabbled in acting and, comparatively, has done 'ok' for a former model. Elle has been one of the most widely seen model on the 'net since the inception of the nude celebrity site BUT there are actually a few new nudes in this batch from her earlier modeling days doing adverts for what appears to be a Japanese product of some sort. Those crazy Japanese and their Caucasian celebrity filled advertising ways.
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British actress who's also modeled in a picture or two for what is sure to be a can't-live-without product or two, or three, or ten. Can't have enough products in your life that pretty ladies like Elizabeth says you just MUST have.
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Supermodel slash actress slash ex-wife to try-a-new-hair-do-after-30-years Rod Stewart prolonging her modeling career (which more models should be allowed to do) by posing for a few pictures with little to no clothing as seen here.
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May 22nd., 2004
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Alex Farrington of Boston, Massachusetts was over zealously hip-checked by an androgynous model agent backstage at a recent Victoria's Secret fashion show during a failed attempt to grab a pair of supermodel Adriana Lima's under garments and make a run for it. Once the mannish, yet feminine model agent pinned Alex down to the ground, he was immediately recognized as "that guy in the corner with the weird little grin who always seems to pop-up at these high profile model shoots just when the clothes come off." Alex was found to be armed with a digital camera, a worn copy of 'Runelords' and a half eaten banana. The confiscated camera had similar photos to the ones seen here of behind the scenes looks at models doing their well paid jobs. A few outtakes from a now well known photo shoot featuring Jennifer Lopez are also included.
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Model and fellow human who is naked under her clothes, Elly Hollands has made a strong argument for the issue that most men's adult nudie magazines are prominently filled with nude (female) models by being one those naked models. Further studies are being done by "researchers" to monitor whether this trend will continue.
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May 20th., 2004
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Corporate giant Dupont, which is responsible for providing the wonders of plastics to the world and to young insecure women, is suing internet famed model Cindy Margolis for all past and future royalties. Dupont claims Margolis has profited millions directly from the various plastic and silicone products inserted into Cindy which now makes up 96% of her body. Recently found photos taken of Cindy during her early modeling days show the sharp contrast between a young girl just trying to make a few bucks posing topless for a Sears quality photographer and the carved glossy blonde, silicone bulging model we see today. Who's contrived persona and coy modeling techniques have allowed her to claim to be the most downloaded woman on the internet. However, it's highly unlikely that the most downloaded or viewed model on the internet would be one that never posed nude AFTER spending thousands on a new male fantasized body.
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Italian model Roberta Mancino had her naked modeling life flash before her eyes during a close call with a wrecking ball at a local construction site this week. The Construction Site Boss, George Laziermann, known for thinking safety first by insisting that when on the job site, all his workers must wear hard hats, work gloves, spiked high heels and of course, a string bikini thong. Laziermann was quoted that if it weren't for his insistence on wearing the proper equipment, "...a purdy lady could've been rendered so ugly today that even I wouldn't whistle at her while on my lunch break."
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Sister to fellow actor Jake who contributed her acting talents to 2002's Secretary and 2004's Strip Search
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Actress who made notoriety for her brief role on TV's 'ER' in the late-90s and went on to act and appear nude in 1998's Permanent Midnight, 2000's Duets and 2003's The Cooler
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B-model and b-actress seen here, funny enough, naked in Absolute Best
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ce·leb·ri·ty
Pronunciation: s&-'le-br&-tE
Function: noun
1 : the state of being celebrated
2 : a celebrated person
3 : a person with mediocre talent who is mildly celebrated by media obsessed keeners who believe having one's face on television, movies or printed forms of media deserves celebration but in the real world, has been overlooked by people who actually care about real shit in the world
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Yet another visual study of famous and semi-famous arses, asses, backsides, beams, behinds, bottoms, breechs, bums, buns, butts, cans, cheeks, derrieres, duffs, fannies, fundaments, hams, haunches, hineys, hind ends, hinders, hunkers, keisters, posteriors, prats, rears, rear ends, rumps, seats, sterns, tails, tail ends, tokuses, the seat of one's pants.
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May 10th., 2004
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After a 36,000 member panel of French Mayors selected supermodel Laetitia Casta to be France's Marianne in 1999, she quickly fled her home country to live in London, England in order to spare herself from ridiculously high tax rates. She was one of only 25,000 other French tax payers that leave the country every year for the same reason. However, being honored with the title of Marianne then fleeing France, bare breast and all, made some of her country men and women a little peeved. If Laetitia is the true symbol of France, then her actions symbolize the economic situation in France quite accurately. So one would ask, when Laetitia worked with French Elle magazine for this new photo layout (which may be her first major modeling appearance since the birth of her child) did her earnings get taxed and go to the French government? Or did the tax money go into Tony Blair's pocket so he can keep playing Cowboys and Iraqis with his buddy George Dubya? Oooh, another reason why the French must be pissed.
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Before nudity becomes just another faded trend, the industry that brings naked people to the masses in the form of glossy mags, home movie rentals, tv, and/or internet web sites is wisely deciding to keep riding that trend until it is good and dead. According to estimates, the trend of naked women being popular will come to a close when the first snowflakes float down on to hell.
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For our English speaking viewers, that's Spanish for 'The Actresses of Cosa De Brujas' who happen to be Manuela Arcuri, Lidia San Jose and Susana Segorbe. All of whom appear nude in this 2003 Spanish film.
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According to yet another Top List, people think being one of those guys that sports a fanny pack wherever they go (including midnight outings to their refrigerator in their Mom's house) 'out-cool' being a celebrity obsessed photographer who thinks seeing a hint of nipple through an ever so slightly see-thru top is what will make America splooge all over their Sunday tabloid. Run-on sentence? Yes. Packed full of truth? Maybe. It's true that the paparazzi can get a healthy handful of cash for just one celebrity photograph after spending a mere 36 hours in their black Acura smack dab in the middle of summer in the lovely city of Los Angeles where any given day can reach over 100 degrees. However, Americans still think it's just a tad more cool to have the amazing convenience of a miniature piece of luggage hanging just above your crotch to hold all your essential items.
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May 3rd., 2004
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Early photos from Connie Nielsen's modeling days show that nature was kind by providing her with what many would consider the ideal body for nude modeling. Apparently, her beautiful female form was not considered ideal for one who wanted to pursue the profession of acting. One would think it'd be quite the opposite. Big boobs for modeling, substantial talent for acting. Seems to make logical chauvinistic sense. But no, that is sadly not always the case. Not that Connie's acting career is all thanks to her landfill lingering chest. If that was always true, Pamela Anderson would be winning an Oscar every time she upped her cup size. However, comparing these modeling photos from Connie's past to her nude scenes in 1997's The Devil's Advocate, you can plainly see she had a date with a scalpel somewhere in between the two gigs. Seems a tad suspicious, and it wouldn't be so if it didn't seem to be happening all the time amongst actresses these day. Let's blame the creepy shmucks at auditions who say ego boosting comments like, "Call us when you have tits." How do these losers end up with so much power?
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Actresses Anne Heche (on and off again lesbian), Drea de Matteo (The Sopranos), Joy Bryant (Antwone Fisher), Kyra Sedgwick (sizzles Bacon), Rose McGowan (Charmed) and Samantha Mathis (Pump Up The Volume) bare a few bits in black and white and discuss the idea of being naked for the cameras.
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This actress' nude scenes inlcude 2003's House of Sand and Fog, 1996's Mulholland Falls, 2000's Requiem for a Dream, 1990's The Hot Spot and 2000's Waking The Dead
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Spanish actress seen here in 2001's Lucía y el sexo, 2003's The Other Side Of The Bed and 2002's Talk To Her
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The total lack of continuity thanks to a lack of effort and proper brain activity that could allow one to put similar items together in a seemingly conscience manner brings us the fun and free flying variety. Perhaps the only thing binding the photos in this batch of celebrity free for all (with a BoB membership) is that there isn't a hint of penis.
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