June 2004
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June 30th., 2004

As Canadians Vote In A Liberal Minority Government, Americans Continue To Not Care And Instead Scour The Internet For Naked Famous People

| 50 Images | Canadians re-elected Liberal Party leader Paul Martin as Prime Minister on Monday when his party received 135 seats in Parliament which will form the first minority government in over 20 years. Meanwhile, Americans show their keen interest in Canadian politics by continuing their hunt on the web for pictures of celebrities for the off chance of seeing a famous nipple, butt-crack or what-have-you. Some of the little treasure found by the Yankees included a supermodel in jockey attire, an actress nipple nibbling horse, an Italian actress greased up to play 5 pin bowling, a Latin serial bride in sheer, a supermodel and former lady friend to a magician playing peek-a-boo, a popular Page 3 model posing in that typical uncreative Page 3 kind of pose, a rumored lover of a English football star, a cast member of the ill fated Becker in female drag, plus more naked absurdities as documented in the following report... ...view »

Diane Lane

| 8 Images | Near 50 films to her credit, many very popular. All and she is still so young. At the rate she is going she will do a hundred by the time she retires. ...view »

Jennifer Sky

| 12 Images | ...view »

Julianne Moore

| 9 Images | Some of Julianne's movies include Short Cuts, Boogie Nights, The Lost World, The Big Lebowski. ...view »

Mia Zottoli

| 10 Images | ...view »

June 27th., 2004

Office Supervisor Finds Italian Nudie Calendar Strategically Placed Under Hello Kitty Calendar

| 11 Images | During a routine office inspection, Stuff-You-Don't-Need Inc.'s head company cubicle supervisor Fred Landers, found that a 2004 Hello Kitty calendar (his secret Santa gift he gave at the last office Christmas party) was strategically covering another 2004 calendar which featured Italian actress Pamela Prati in office inappropriate attire. Landers later held an office meeting to "get to the bottom of this" but found no one would own up to the nudie calendar's placement. Landers took down Prati's racy but racy in that European classy kind of way calendar which was not seen again until Todd the intern had to borrow Landers' private bathroom where he found the calendar. It had a few months missing and a lot more folds and creases in it than Todd remembered it having. ...view »

Report Says Like Dinky Cars, Turn Over The Actress From 'The Transporter' And It Will Read 'Made In Taiwan'

| 29 Images | An unconfirmed report says that like so many other North American products imported from Taiwan, such as dinky/pocket cars, Taiwanese actresses are stamped with the familiar "Made in Taiwan" moniker on their underbelly. During the 2002 media promotion for "The Transporter" actress Hsu Chi (credited in the movie as Qi Shu) was asked on a number of occasions by celebrity reporters, who are way too keen for their own good, if this report was true. She of course denied the ridiculous idea but after being asked so many times, finally retorted with, "Maybe that would be a good idea considering so many ignorant North Americans think anyone who looks Asian is automatically Chinese." ...view »

Peta Wilson

| 19 Images | ...view »

Thandie Newton

| 29 Images | Scans and Caps of British actress Thandie Newton, who appeared in Interview with the Vampire, Mission Impossible 2. ...view »

Halle Berry

| 8 Images | Gee, show em in one film and now she can't keep em covered. Some re-do's of simmilar pics already in the BoB database. ...view »

Teenager Dodges Grounding When Explains To Parents That His Black and White Porn Collection Is For Art Project (Members Bonus)

| 100 Images | Peter Butler of St. Louis Missouri was fast on his feet last week when he was caught red handed with a vast collection of photographs featuring nude women in the back of his bedroom closet by his parents. Peter immediately came up with the brilliant lie that he knew his hippy parents would buy and told them that the collection was research for his Art 20 project. He knew from witnessing his parents arguing social politics in the past that they deemed black and white nude photography as art as opposed to the exploitive and crude full colour glossy nude photos seen at the back of the magazine rack down at the local 7/11. Coincidentally, Peter’s collection of photos was all of the black and white variety which allowed all the pieces of the lie to fall into place. After elaborating further about his “art project” he tightened his alibi by telling the minor white lie that he was a homosexual so obviously these naked women had no affect on him whatsoever. His father then shed a tear, let out a deep breath and put his hand on his son’s shoulder and said, “Peter, we’re so glad you were able to share that with us because now we can finally tell you that I’m also gay, your mother used to be a man, and you’re adopted.” The following 100 photos are but a small excerpt from Peter’s collection which features women who may or may not be known by a wide variety of nudie picture collectors. ...view »

June 24th., 2004

Vida Guerra

| 10 Images | North American audiences may have only heard of her (if they have at all) because of their jaunts to various internet celeb websites. Others in Europe, and specifically Spain, may know her for her thong wearing ways on their TV screens doing what may be the equivalent to Brooke Burke’s former job on Wild On. Vida may also be the heir to Jennifer Lopez’s crown for most noteworthy hiney. ...view »

Gina Marie

| 7 Images | She’s a model who happened to pose nude for a fashion photographer. ...view »

Marjorie Locks

| 20 Images | A model whose naked behavior for a photographer has landed her celeb status because she showed up on the ‘net. ...view »

Lauren Hays

| 11 Images | Mirror Images II (1994) .... Amanda , Meatballs 4 (1992) .... Lauren ...view »

Kira Reed

| 38 Images | Born in Kentucky 1971 has played in over 50 productions. IMDb ...view »

Jennifer Burton

| 18 Images | Illusions of Sin (1997)[Actress .... Amanda] , I Like To Play Games (1995) .... Tiffany ...view »

June 20th., 2004

British Model Turns 360 Degrees Concusses 30 Children

| 58 Images | While counteracting her club life karma by making a rare appearance at London's Pefferville Primary School, Page 3 model Jordan (aka Katie Price) turned a full 360 degrees in her chair reading Peter Mayle's 'Where Did I Come From' to Miss Bristle's 5th Grade class and took out the entire class with her unnecessary bosom. Jordan later apologized for the mishap and was quoted as saying, "When I go out, people usually move quicker when I turn around. Probably because they don't want to spill their drinks. Actually, they seem to be paying more attention to my chest's movements at all times. I'm also not used to hanging with such freakishly short people like these kids where their soft skulls are right at the level of harm's way." ...view »

Lobby Group Protests The Use Of Pretty People In Pretty Pictures

| 9 Images | After hundreds of years of artists and photographers using attractive people as their subjects, or muses if you will, the group UPWA (Ugly People We Are) just won't have it anymore. They stand for the idea that you don't necessarily need pretty people to make a pretty picture. When asked if they believe unattractive people aren't properly represented in art or photography and if they think less than good looking people should be featured more often in art, their answer is "God no! We don't want to see naked ugly people!" With no apparent resolve to their plight, UPWA continues to go ignored and pretty people like model Milena Salvemini continues to get work in pretty pictures. ...view »

Nikki Fritz

| 8 Images | Actress Nikki Fritz has played in 30 or so B' movies, most sex or nudi flicks. As far as I know, none were XXX rated. She has also had a few appearances on the telly, such as Beverly Hills 90210 (as a stripper of course). ...view »

Nikki Ziering

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Shannon Whirry

| 28 Images | "Actress seen in a lot of B-Movies & it's surprising how there's not that many quality scans or vidcaps of her out there, but this what The D-Man found." That was when Shannon's original Weekly Gallery went online November 23rd, 1997 but since then many of the top imaging artists have vidcapped her numerous nude scenes in her variety of B-movies seen on latenight cable - mainly in the US anyway. ...view »

Monique Gabrielle

| 21 Images | Night Shift (1982) .... Tessie , Young Lady Chatterley II (1985) ...view »

June 17th., 2004

Long Beach High School Recalculates And Lowers Diaz's SAT Score Based On Her Choice To Date Justin Timberlake

| 19 Images | The department which handles the SATs at Long Beach High School, where actress Cameron Diaz graduated from, went back in to its records to double check that all past test results remain accurate. When coming across Diaz's test results from 1990, they found they were among the highest in her class and decided that her score was far too high for an individual who decides to date a member of a pop boy band and officially lowered her score by 30 per cent. ...view »

Carmen Electra Poses Semi-Naked

| 9 Images | Unicorns were spotted stampeding in downtown Manhattan while Demon children were reportedly making snowmen in Hell earlier this week. In related freakish news, model and actress Carmen Electra has posed almost nude for a men's magazine. Stay tuned for more shocking news in the next few days... ...view »

Grandmother Names For Nude Models' Brief Popularity Increase Loses Momentum

| 6 Images | When Head Fad Maker-upper Tom Knoble of WeVeryPretty Model Agency came up with the brilliant idea that the next "it" thing would be nude models having Grandmother-like names such as Ruth, Mavis and Gertrude, Tom did not foresee that turning men on with naked models and simultaneously reminding them of their Grandmothers would be a total flop. The following is model Ruth Crilly who was the only model from Tom's agency to keep her old lady name. ...view »

Kari Wuhrer

| 17 Images | Kari Wuhrer, a former VJ for MTV, has been in dozens of flicks.(IMDb) Here are a lot of caps and more... ...view »

Kate Winslet

| 9 Images | British Kate Winslet, "The youngest actress ever to be nominated for two Academy Awards (for Sense and Sensibility (1995) and Titanic (1997))". IMDb ...view »

Julie Cialini

| 11 Images | Plenty of caps of actress Julie Cialini. ...view »

Public Nipple Baring Outbreak Injures 1, Maims 2, Kills Freedom (Members Bonus)

| 93 Images | Lindsay Lohan. Br1tney 5pears. Mandy Moore. Alicia Keys. These are the names of the latest Freedom haters who have bared their evil nipples to the poor and innocent child that is known as America. Reports say the casualties are in the tens with at least a handful of hurt feelings. Few have seen such an outbreak of high-flying high beams in years. Few care. The mayhem has spread across the globe to countries in Europe where there are renowned Freedom haters roaming villas, cafés and topless beaches. Their inability to support their Liberty loving friend America during these dangerous times and instead publicly promoting their hate by showing full fledged nipple on their Godless beaches brings a tear to Freedom's eye nearly everyday. Sensitive viewers may want to know that the following images of numerous celebrties are graphic in nature and may disturb those who love America. Even more sensitive viewers may want to take note that this rambling nonsense is just good ole fashioned satire. ...view »

Paparazzi Manifesto Blown Out Of The Water By Proof That Models Will Indeed Pose Willingly For The Camera (Members Bonus)

| 85 Images | Documents such as signed contracts and bank statements, along with photos, were discovered Monday that contradict the claims of paparazzi photographers that the only way to get a photo of a nude woman is to find the stingiest hole in the ground to hide out in, unbeknownst to anyone, and wait for the magic to happen. The following findings show models photographed nude and appearing to not be running away from any apparent obsessed indivuduals. Of course, if any of these models actually become "famous" then you may find them trying to dodge trigger happy photographers when sans clothing. ...view »

June 9th., 2004

Female Models Hitchhiking Nude Wait Forever To Be Picked Up In What Must Be The Gayest Region In The World

| 19 Images | While hitchhiking in an undisclosed location, South American models Fenanada Lessa and Federica Fontana waited for what seemed forever for somebody to finally stop and give them a lift to a near by gas station early last week. Lessa and Fontana were reported to be only wearing snazzy cowboy boots with matching hats. Which in most places, where there is even but a wee population of heterosexual men, would have brakes skeaching the moment the two bare bummed stranded models were seen on the side of the road. In a moment of frustration after waiting "forever," Fernanda deduced that she was in fact, "stranded in what must be the gayest part of the world, ever." The two were later rescued by a heavy set plaid wearing woman who's female mullet stregnthened Fernanda's theory. ...view »

Model Nails Her Pissed-Off Look

| 9 Images | Wet and naked model, Minerva Protillo, hit her high note when she captured her signature pissed-off look during a night photo shoot this week. Protillo, known for her moody stares, felt inspired for this look during the evening ocean-side shoot by the simple fact that she was naked and wet. "Those are good grounds for being a tad peeved" says Minerva. ...view »

Andrea Sawatzki

| 6 Images | Near 60 films for this German born actress. ...view »

Kim Basinger

| 9 Images | 9 and a half weeks? I don't think they would be so perky... ...view »

June 7th., 2004

Gasoline Prices Remain High While Supermodels Continue To Be Super

| 75 Images | Gas prices remain ridiculously high in North America according to gas station customers interviewed at a local Shell station this week. Meanwhile, 18 to 29 year old male customers of the local Chapters book store who linger around the fashion magazine sections were said to be in the opinion that supermodels remain super and that to meet one in real life would be super neat. Back at the local Shell station, drivers of $30,000 SUVs appeared to be the most outraged by the escalating gas prices because those extra dollars could be going towards other nature raping fun like trips out to the wilderness with a semi-automatic weapon to, as one man was quoted, "hunt me some dinner." However, perusers of the magazine shelves at Chapters scoping the latest issues hoping to find that golden easter egg of a well known supermodel in the buff seemed un-phased by world events such as oil prices or who was running their own country. One such supermodel sleuth found wandering the aisles of Chapters, Gordon Slapchuk, was said to be familiar with the big supermodel names of the 90s like Cindy Crawford, Elle MacPherson, Christy Turlington, Claudia Schiffer, Naomi Campbell, Helena Christensen and so forth and so on. He was also well versed in the newer flood of supermodels that in his opinion, "aren't necessarily household names or hold the same amount of celebrity status as the previous batch of beauties once did, but are super nonetheless." They include, Marisa Miller, Petra Nemcova, Laetitia Casta, Frankie Rayder, Adriana Lima, Ana Beatriz Barros, Gisele Bundchen to only name a few. Gordon went on to talk about what he considered as the dark days in the supermodel timeline was when the heroin chic fad inspired unhealthy and skinny mannish looking models. The supermodels involved in that eery era eluded Gordon when asked for specific names. He said that he briefly went back to his previous hobby of collecting Dukes of Hazzard memorabilia during those years which drove his focus away from the supermodel world. It was only in the last handful of years that his obsessive focus returned to the beautiful freaks of nature that he thinks are "just super." When asked about his opinion on the gas price situation, Gordon replied by saying that he wasn't overly concerned about gas prices noting that his Mom drives him wherever he needs to go. ...view »

June 5th., 2004

Webmaster Struck With Writer's Block When Gazing Upon The Pretty Lady In The Pretty Pictures

| 44 Images | Pretty... ...view »

Another Nude Model Found Wandering The Woods

| 9 Images | While having their Sunday Family Hike last week, the Langely family of Northern Florida found their third nude model in a month wandering in the forest. This time, the model was later identified as Kristen Pazik but in most cases, these wood dwelling models are never caught in time in order to be rescued and brought back to their respective families. Scientists studying the phenomenon theorize that these poor naked souls are the victims of up and coming photographers who want to shoot the cliche nude woman in the woods type of photos and then abandon the women to fend for themselves. The scientists also add that they believe that when these models capture that far away looking into the distance pose, widely seen in this type of photography, they actually go into a trance that causes them to lose any navigational skills that they may have once had. ...view »

Manuela Arcuri

| 7 Images | ...view »

Charlie Spradling

| 10 Images | ...view »

Catalina Larranaga

| 8 Images | ...view »

The Week In Rearview (Members Bonus)

| 58 Images | Just another visual study of famous and semi-famous arses, asses, backsides, beams, behinds, bottoms, breechs, bums, buns, butts, cans, cheeks, derrieres, duffs, fannies, fundaments, hams, haunches, hineys, hind ends, hinders, hunkers, keisters, posteriors, prats, rears, rear ends, rumps, seats, sterns, tails, tail ends, tokuses, the seat of one's pants. ...view »

Where Have All The Celebrities Gone

| 135 Images | The celebrity world has been saturated by impostors in this decade of 15 minute of famers. No longer are people only considered a celebrity by being an actor in television and/or film. The term celebrity is being slapped on to anyone that appears in any form of mass media these days. Even when no special talent or talent at all is present. In the mass media form called the internet, one can deem a celebrity just for having posed naked and caught doing so on film whether it be digital or the old fashioned Kodak kind. The following is an example of how complete unknowns can penetrate a website that's supposed to be a 'celebrity' site. Are we running out of celebrities? Or is our insatiable thirst for seeing them naked forced sites like this one to stretch out the term celebrity so much that even the simple recognition of names is thrown out the window? Or maybe this a collection of attractive nude models in what is in the most part, some decent photography. ...view »

June 2nd., 2004

Model's Appearances On Websites Out Number Her Resume Entries

| 18 Images | Supermodel, brief actress and brief wife of Mickey Rourke Carre Otis' appearances on various model and/or celebrity themed websites are reported to be numbered in the tens of thousands according to Google. That's in sharp contrast to the number of actual appearances in movies and television which number in the digits of your hands. However, the reasoning behind her celebrity must come from her modeling career which has produced some rather pleasing-to-the-eye imagery. ...view »

Study: Germans Are Also Naked Under Their Clothes

| 18 Images | At Dortmund University a recent study where volunteers who fit the description of young German women were asked to remove their clothing to see, if in fact, Germans were like other people from around the world, naked under their clothes. The study concluded that yes, young German women are indeed naked under their clothes. However, the University said the study could not determine whether other Germans who were not young women were also naked under their clothing because it appeared no one cared to see the results of such a study. ...view »

Isabelle Huppert

| 17 Images | French, Movies include The Bedroom Window, Heaven's Gate ...view »

Isabella Ferrari

| 10 Images | ...view »

Paparazzi Dream Of A World Where People Actually Like Them (Members Bonus)

| 60 Images | Reports coming from inside the heads of celebrity stalking photo "journalists" say that a fantasized world exists where people, and even the famous ones, actually like the paparazzi, respect what they do, and even want to hang out with them to talk about how lame their parents can be when they bring a girl home. However, this contradicts reports coming from reality where taking a picture of someone in a compromising position just to get a barely noticeable peek of a private part without even asking permission first is what's actually lame. ...view »

Celebrities Can Be Mixed-Up Bunch (Members Bonus)

| 96 Images | Celebrities tend mix and mingle with each other at the same events despite so many of them being famous for such completely different reasons. Take this bunch for example. We have a Canadian rock chick, some nude models, international actresses, SI supermodels, a WB actress, a model turned actress who's in this summer's blockbuster Troy, more nude models, more supermodels, a busty Borge, a singer who's like whoa, a porn star who went and buggered up her naturally perfect breasts by doing the the ole chop-insert-sow-up-the chest routine, a former bunnymate from Sweden and a bunch of others where the word "celebrity" is used rather loosely for the sake of being seen naked. ...view »

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