| 48 Images | Before this story delivers the quick and concise presentation one would expect when viewing nothing more than a mixture of nude celebrity pictures, let's give some advice to the ADD inducing celebrity gossip show Access Hollywood about how much one should or should not stretch out a meaningless and ho-hum headline into hundreds of 15 second sound bites spread over months. "Br1tney 5pears Marries A Knob Named Kevin" Done. End of story... next? ...view »

| 10 Images | Perhaps such countries as Venezuela have yet to be saturated by the cliché naked girlie photographic styles like the rest of the world. So maybe we can forgive former Miss Venezuela Norkis Batista for posing in 12 (10 seen here) classically overdone themes and poses that only cheesy nude photography can offer. You have the ole candle in the foreground and wispy drapes in the background; the sexy cop with handcuffs ready to frisk her unlawful bad boy; the strategic white sheet pose; the naked chef checking to see if the spaghetti is ready for her man; the sweaty and grease stained mechanic with hiked-up daisy dukes and nearly trimmed off wife beater; cooling off after a hot time in hot tub; then there's the smoking temptress with bobbed purple/pink wig; and of course, what's a naked girl to do but make a phone call in an old fashioned red phone booth? Let's face it, always being original is a mighty task... but it'd be nice to see SOME put into coming up with something new. However, imagine the clichéd-carnage if the model was also busty blue-eyed blonde with a stars-n-stripes bikini to boot? This 2003 calendar was saved by Norkis' dark and original beauty... ...view »

| 60 Images | A visual look at a large variety of actresses ranging from Oscar winners to the marginally talented to actresses who were big in the past to actresses just making it into the biz (hence the nudity) and of course, the b-class actresses who often rely on their bodies to gain them a decent body of work for their resume... ...view »

| 52 Images | A visual retrospective of the rear perspective showing the week's past internet appearances of famous and semi-famous backsides, hams, buns, derrieres, keisters, hineys, sterns, asses, beams, fannies, behinds, hind ends, bottoms, poop shutes, breeches, rumps, poopers, duffs, seats, hunkers, bums, tails, butts, rear ends, cans, posteriors, cheeks, fundaments, arses, haunches, hinders, prats, rears, tail ends, tokuses, booties, the seat of one's pants. ...view »

| 44 Images | Attention seekers who make a career out of being seen, heard and talked about are often referred to as celebrities. One way this creature we call celebrity garners attention is by showing most, if not all of their physical selves to the mass public. This behavior does not seem to be associated with that of a shy person. However, when a celebrity who shares both the traits of wanting to be noticed and still has a coy shyness about them, it can produce what we call as the strategic nude. As an ongoing series, we look at this provocatively prudish phenomenon to see if audiences consider this occurrence to be all in the name of good taste or in the end actually be a great big manipulative tease to sell sell sell. ...view »

| 64 Images | Attention seekers who make a career out of being seen, heard and talked about are often referred to as celebrities. One way this creature we call celebrity garners attention is by showing most, if not all of their physical selves to the mass public. This behavior does not seem to be associated with that of a shy person. However, when a celebrity who shares both the traits of wanting to be noticed and still has a coy shyness about them, it can produce what we call as the strategic nude. As an ongoing series, we look at this provocatively prudish phenomenon to see if audiences consider this occurrence to be all in the name of good taste or in the end actually be a great big manipulative tease to sell sell sell. ...view »

| 21 Images | In this report, we examine the mystery of the two Janes. Whether they are the long lost sisters of Jason Alexander (of Seinfeld fame) or whether or not they are two different people OR, and most importantly, IF they are the same Jane Alexander who have found the ability to travel through time? The first set of pictures appear to be an older, more mature looking Jane taken in a time-of-old when nude photography had depth, class and not a hint of Photoshop. Whereas the younger looking photos of Jane (sporting an illustration of strategically placed pedals) appear to be taken more recently - based on the style and the suspiciously perfect looking skin that one would expect an Adobe product to have come into contact with. So someone must have gone back in time to take modern looking photos of a young Jane Alexander and brought along their pirated (because who really actually pays for it?) version of Photoshop. Seriously though, these two Janes could arguably be the younger and older versions of one another when you look at their physical characteristics. It is more likely however, that they are two different people manifest from two different clones of Jason Alexander in the best drag EVER! ...view »

| 9 Images | Texas born actress Eva Mendes was forced - for freedom - to have her nipples completely removed before shooting a sexy photo layout for her fellow Americans. When asked if she thought this would help in the fight against terror, she responded, "Being a proud Texan, I was brought up to do the right thing and seeing that the pair of one square inches of skin on each of my breasts are wrong, I had no choice but to remove them." Mendes has been in such freedom action filled films as "2 Fast 2 Furious", "Exit Wounds" and "Training Day." All films where the lack of seeing Eva's nipples has been credited for keeping today's rambuxious youth from causing anarchy while the appearance of violence and guns in these movies continue to keep the peace. ...view »

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| 19 Images | Seeing that 2005 is practically a day away - if 3 and a half months is your country’s idea of tomorrow - it’s time to role out the new nudie calendars featuring your favourite hot European celebrity that you’ve never heard of. The first attractive lady from the old world whose naked body seems familiar to you but whose actual body of work completely eludes you is Carolina Marconi. You may have seen Carolina here before featured in the “Behind The Scenes” and “Paparazzi Pete” features where this very calendar shoot was preyed upon by crafty stalkarazzi photographers in order to spoil its release. As to why Ms. Marconi is considered famous enough to have her own calendar is still slightly unclear (then again, with the knowledge we have on Paris Hilton, it is also unclear as to why Paris is so famous too). However, as an ignorant North American publication, we at least know that Carolina was born in Venezuela and moved to Italy where she became famous for her television hosting work. An uneducated guess is that she’s not a host of a hard hitting news show like 60 Minutes but more like an all out skin fest reporting on how to have irresponsible fun while looking good. ...view »

| 8 Images | She was one of the actresses who was in the original “Clueless” movie and also took the risk of reprising that same role in the TV version of the same name. Stacey is the Gary Burghoff of this generation (Kids, you can look up M*A*S*H for obscure actor reference). Of course, Stacey was lot luckier than Radar when they were handing out the good-lookin’ genes. ...view »

| 36 Images | A visual look at a large variety of actresses ranging from Oscar winners to actresses who were big in the past to actresses just making it into the biz (hence the nudity) and of course, the b-class actresses who often rely on their bodies to gain them a decent body of work for their resume. ...view »

| 64 Images | Paparazzi Pete here reporting from deep in the thick of the skin storm plaguing European coast lines. Specifically, the hot sweltering beaches frequented by the true victims, the North American tourist. As one who lives in the temped and covered up climate of America, let me tell you, standing here smack tab in the middle of this full fledged nipple storm, it takes a lot of effort to acclimatize my socially inflicted frigid psyche to this liberal mayhem. Those reporters who were assigned to cover Hurricane Ivan in the Gulf should consider themselves spared from the destruction these immoral winds of body acceptance have caused over here. There's no telling whether it's going to move into the main land or not. All I can tell at this point is that any place with a lot of sun and a body of water near by could be hit hard by these famous and not so famous naked loiterers. Reporting another shit (but oddly titillating) assignment from Naked Godless Land, I'm Paparazzi Pete. ...view »

| 64 Images | Attention seekers who make a career out of being seen, heard and talked about are often referred to as celebrities. One way this creature we call celebrity garners attention is by showing most, if not all of their physical selves to the mass public. This behavior does not seem to be associated with that of a shy person. However, when a celebrity who shares both the traits of wanting to be noticed and still has a coy shyness about them, it can produce what we call as the strategic nude. Sometimes it’s a strategically placed hand, a well placed camera angle, the light coloured wet garment or the traditional fig leaf that allows the celebrity to maintain their modesty. As an ongoing series, we look at this provocatively prudish phenomenon to see if audiences consider this occurrence to be all in the name of good taste or in the end actually be a great big manipulative tease to sell sell sell. ...view »

| 35 Images | Local Teen Matt Smith was the victim of an adolescent mishap known as the spontaneous erection in Social studies class this week. When asked what led to the embarrassing event, Smith said that, “during the teacher’s opening lecture on this year’s first social Studies topic Brazil, I quickly remembered that I actually heard of that country before because of watching beach volleyball during the 2004 Olympics on television over the summer. I recalled seeing the green and gold colours of Brazil’s flag. In my mind, I could see a convex shaped flag… oh right, that was because the flag was tightly hugging a hard, round tanned bum…” Smith went on to say that was when his teacher asked him to come to the head of the class to point out Brazil on a map, “and that’s when I knew I was in trouble.” Smith went on to say, “My pants suddenly felt like they were too small. I knew from the last time this happened to me while at Fat Camp, all I had to do was think of sports and my willy would settle down. So I gave that a try and my mind went right back the hot sweaty action in Athens. I was doomed. Damn you Media and your sexified Olympics!” Even at the young age of 14, Matt Smith knew the perils of crossing sex and the trusty woody antidote known as sports. ...view »

| 60 Images | A visual look at a large variety of actresses ranging from Oscar winners to actresses who were big in the past to actresses just making it into the biz (hence the nudity) and of course, the b-class actresses who often rely on their bodies to gain them a decent body of work for their resume. ...view »

| 18 Images | “Lookout! Those pesky Nazis are swarming the free world! So men, get out there and fight the good fight! Your country is counting on you! While you’re at it, why not enjoy a nice, minty fresh menthol. Mmmmm! Feel that minty freshness clearing up those lungs! Why, let’s look at what kind of antics the girls are up to! What’s that Sally? Your panties have fallen? Well then, what shall a girl do but bend over and pull them up again. Hold still now while I get my trusty camera with that real Kodak colour! That’s it Sally, now you’ve got it!” Perhaps the menthol cigarettes were spliced into the wrong era there but are these modern models being spliced into the old style pinup photography that always seems to stay in style. The retro look and feel is quite well executed in these photos. It’s a shame we don’t know the names of these Sallys so the boys overseas can call them out adoringly as our B-52 bombers fly over the majestic Middle-Eastern skies. ...view »

| 59 Images | A visual look at a large variety of actresses ranging from Oscar winners to actresses who were big in the past to actresses just making it into the biz (hence the nudity) and of course, the b-class actresses who often rely on their bodies to gain them a decent body of work for their resume. ...view »

| 68 Images | A visual retrospective of the rear perspective showing the week's past internet appearances of famous and semi-famous backsides, hams, buns, derrieres, keisters, hineys, sterns, asses, beams, fannies, behinds, hind ends, bottoms, poop shutes, breeches, rumps, poopers, duffs, seats, hunkers, bums, tails, butts, rear ends, cans, posteriors, cheeks, fundaments, arses, haunches, hinders, prats, rears, tail ends, tokuses, booties, the seat of one's pants. ...view »

| 240 Images | Celebrity photographer Peter Kickedinnardstein recently attended a showing of the new thriller "Paparazzi" (starring Cole "Who's Ever Heard Of Him" Hauser alongside Robin Tunney and Daniel "Non-partisan" Baldwin) and became so caught up in the dramatic film, actually thought he was IN the movie. Reports say, that ever since Pete left that theatre, he became even more odd and psychopathic than what his friends or criminal record have stated in the past. Peter's colleagues say they worry that his work may suffer due to his new level of weirdness, but in total contrast, also believe that this extra twinge of psychoticness may give him the edge of all other stalkarazzi shooters and get him that one amazing and totally inappropriate shot of a celebrity. ...view »

| 31 Images | Witnesses say Hotel heiress slash reality TV star slash actress slash pop singer… what? Pop singer? Will someone please cap the amount of slashes allowed to one celebrity at any one time… as it was being said, witnesses reportedly said that multi-slashed non-celebrity Paris Hilton was found laying face up on her back rolling in US American cash bills gigglishly laughing to herself all the way to the Famous Fame Bank on Avenue Street kiddy-corner to the Lucky-To-Be-Good-Looking-To-Get-Gulible-Media-Whored-Nation-To-Care-Two-Shits-About-My-Frivelous-Life Cafe. ...view »