Michaela Schaffrath ^

A visual retrospective of the rear perspective showing the week's past internet appearances of famous and semi-famous backsides, hams, buns, derrieres, keisters, hineys, sterns, asses, beams, fannies, behinds, hind ends, bottoms, poop shutes, breeches, rumps, poopers, duffs, seats, hunkers, bums, tails, butts, rear ends, cans, posteriors, cheeks, fundaments, arses, haunches, hinders, prats, rears, tail ends, tokuses, booties, the seat of one's pants...

Luba ^

Correction, fan of Canadian 80s pop music rejoices when hearing the news that Luba has finally decided to pose nude. Luba of course had a monstrous hit single in Canada during the 80s but then a "monstrous" Canadian hit single means that it sold at least 50 copies. So all is forgiven if everyone else in the known world has never heard of this particular Luba. Back to the present 00s, you more than likely have heard of another Luba who frequents a popular nudie website from time to time. She of course will also soon have a hit single because that is what every other bloody person with an ounce of notoriety is doing in these maddening 00s. Meanwhile, Canadian Luba fan was saddened to learn that she continues to turn down his requests to pose in the buff.

A visual study of the coy pose phenomenon known as cupping, or “cuppage” if you’re into making up words because you lack any proper schooling so you’re entire vocabulary has been learned from “the street”. For those who have educated backgrounds, “cuppage” is the action of placing one’s hand in a semi-circular position which allows for an object to be placed comfortably in that hand. In this case, the object(s) are celebrity breasts. Of course, we do not wish to refer to celebrity breasts as objects because then that would be objectification. And we all know that a website featuring nude women does not wish to be accused of objectifying anyone. So we will substitute the word “object” with “the beautiful appendage which is coincidentally attached to an empowered and free thinking human being”.