May 2005 archives

Issue 2005.05.31 | Author : The D-Man

Supermodels In Shades Of Gray

A small collection of fine photography of some of the most famous natural beauties exploring their relationship with nature's collection of small rocks known as sand.
A Lovely Evening For A Stalking
Celebrities going out and about for a night on the tinsel town to take in a movie premier lures the paparazzi out from their parents' basements with their high end cameras just for the off chance that some b-class actress or infamous TV personality may pop out or shine through their designer outfits to get that elusive nipple shot that sadly so many people are interested in paying money to see.

Nudography: Julianne Moore

Julianne Moore in 'The End Of The Affair'
Nudography: Joanna Going
Actress from "Keys To Tulsa" and "How To Make An American Quilt" who surprisingly was born in '63...
Issue 2005.05.29 | Author : The D-Man

Heidi Nunez-Gomez

Dominican born model and singer who's fame, is in fact, situated in Germany of all places...
Sheer Nudity
Another visual study on a particular posing practice photographers and or media publications and or publicists use to titillate audiences without forcing the model slash celebrity to bare all known to some as the see-thru shot. So for those who can spot a nipple under a piece of thin fabric, you win the prize of seeing a nipple.

Nudography: Sigourney Weaver

Well known actress Sigourney Weaver in 'Death And The Maiden'
Nudography: Tracy Ryan
Tracy Ryan in 'Hot Tub California'
Issue 2005.05.27 | Author : The D-Man

Names Shmames

Sometimes the photography is interesting enough to out weigh the importance of the personality being photographed. Here are examples of such an occurrence happening...
Strategic Nudes
Visually studying the art of covering one’s privates for the camera. Some use a hand and others may use both hands. While others may use a limb such as an arm or a leg to strategically cover the FCC hating parts of the body. In some instances, one will get creative and use a foreign object to obscure. This could be a scarf, a clam shell, a puppy dog or the fig leaf made famous by the Christians. Sometimes it’s as simple as contorting the body away from the camera just ever so slightly.

Nudography: Gwyneth Paltrow

Shown here in 'Shakespeare In Love'
Nudography: Leonor Watling
Spanish Leonor Watling in 'Son de Mar (aka Sound of the Sea)'
Issue 2005.05.25 | Author : The D-Man

Rossella Brescia

For the serious collectors (or for those who haven't been around), here are upgraded images of this Italian celebrity's 2004 calendar...
Miscellaneous Variety
A visual study of the diverseness, diversity, multiplicity, multifariousness, multiformity, multiplicity, variousness, variety if you will, that exists among the world of celebrity ranging from film actresses to fashion models to b-movie actresses to athletes to musicians to tv personalities to people that just happen to get naked for a camera so as to be widely seen by folks such as yourself.

Nudography: Diana Espen

Caps of B' Movie actress Diana Espen. Shown here most caps are from 'Embrace The Darkness II', also from 'A Man Apart', 'Model Lust' ...
Nudography: Daneen Boone
B movie actress Danneen Boone played Justine in all parts of Justine series which some are shown here.
Issue 2005.05.23 | Author : The D-Man

Kinga Pankiewicz

Some may credit her to be what one may call a "Eurobabe" due to being both of European decent and inherently attractive.
The Week In Rearview
A visual retrospective of the rear perspective showing the week's past internet appearances of famous and semi-famous backsides, hams, buns, derrieres, keisters, hineys, sterns, asses, beams, fannies, behinds, hind ends, bottoms, poop shutes, breeches, rumps, poopers, duffs, seats, hunkers, bums, tails, butts, rear ends, cans, posteriors, cheeks, fundaments, arses, haunches, hinders, prats, rears, tail ends, tokuses, booties, the seat of one's pants...

Nudography: Rie Rasmussen

Rie Rasmussen with Rebecca Romjin-Stamos in the famous bathroom stall scene 'Femme Fatale'
Nudography: Theresa Russell
Theresa Russell in 'Hotel Paradise'
Issue 2005.05.21 | Author : The D-Man

Those Sons Of Beaches Known As The Paparazzi

Summer's here – actually summer happens all year round in many parts of the world - so snake like creatures crawl to the beaches of the world and loom in the bushes next to the sea in order to document any unsuspecting somewhat-famous person frolicking about with pants down and tits out. The winning picture is then sold to d-level media publications which earns them enough coin to purchase more expensive camera equipment to do it all over again. The cycle of having no life continues...
Nudography: Emmanuelle Beart
French , 40 plus movies include Mission Impossible, Une femme française (thats french eh)

Nudography: Amanda Ooms

Swedish actress Amanda Ooms here shown in a few films such as 'Wilderness', 'Hotel St. Pauli', 'Recycled', 'Genivra' and others. Definatly not afraid to show some skin.
Nudography: Claudette Maille
Mexican Claudette Maille in 'Like Water For Chocolate'

Nudography: Gabrielle Anwar

British Gabrielle Anwar, Chosen by "People" magazine as one of the 50 most beautiful people in the world. [1993] has been in plenty of notable films, shown here in an unknown one.
Nudography: Genevieve Rioux
Shown here in 'Le Déclin de l'empire américain' aka 'The Decline of the American 'Empire (USA)
Issue 2005.05.19 | Author : The D-Man

Pamela Anderson

Canadian born but Worldly known actress slash pinup slash one who loves meatheads for husbands and boyfriends. She was once the most downloadable woman on the internet back when a 28k modem's state of the art speed made web geeks leave skid marks in their pants with joy.
Strategic Nudes
Visually studying the art of covering one’s privates for the camera. Some use a hand and others may use both hands. While others may use a limb such as an arm or a leg to strategically cover the FCC hating parts of the body. In some instances, one will get creative and use a foreign object to obscure. This could be a scarf, a clam shell, a puppy dog or the fig leaf made famous by the Christians. Sometimes it’s as simple as contorting the body away from the camera just ever so slightly.

Nudography: Emily Mortimer

Brit Emily Mortimer seen here in 'Young Adam' and 'Lovely and Amazing'.
Nudography: Jaime Pressly
Jaime Pressly in 'Poison Ivy 3, The New Seduction'

Issue 2005.05.17 | Author : The D-Man

Rhymes With Parisa Pee Piller

She is the current IT girl for Sports Illustrated appearing numerous times in the famed swimsuit issue for the past handful of years. Not bad for a model who once appeared topless in an undisclosed b-class boobie magazine which promotes perfection to the tenth degree. Marisa has since crossed over to the mainstream by appearing in Victoria's Secret and the previously mentioned SI which allows her to be classified as a supermodel.
Kristen McMenamy
A less than conventional looking supermodel but one that is sought after in the fashion business because - despite her lack of mainstream prettiness - she knows how to work it. At least that's the word on the street. What street you ask? The one where six foot six transvestites in spiked heals walk their poodles at three in the morning to walk off the E in their system.

Heidi Klum

Another case of upgrading previously seen images for the hardcore collectors. This time it is of a German supermodel who was recently impregnated by a Seal.
Sheer Nudity
Another visual study on a particular posing practice photographers and or media publications and or publicists use to titillate audiences without forcing the model slash celebrity to bare all known to some as the see-thru shot. So for those who can spot a nipple under a piece of thin fabric, you win the prize of seeing a nipple.
Issue 2005.05.15 | Author : The D-Man

Ludmilla Radchenko

Italian based model quickly becoming popular among the scarce and mysterious species known as the heterosexual human male...
Miscellaneous Variety
A collection of evidence that is sure to send us all to hell for - even in the most minute way - for encouraging this intruding behavior practiced by the prying photographers known to the world as the paparazzi who are teaching those selfish celebrities a good lesson for wanting a bit of privacy when they have their knickers down.

Nudography: Virginia Madsen

Gotham, Candyman, Class, Hot Spot, Creator, Prophecy, The (1995) .... Catherine
Issue 2005.05.13 | Author : The D-Man

Studies Prove Information Can Be A Valuable Tool For Informing People

British actress and model Kelly Brook is known for hosting that country's "The Big Breakfast" morning show but may be known to North American audiences for her brief role in "The Italian Job" and for playing Victoria Hardwick on TV's "Smallville" and of course for appearances on fine publications like this one. Publications which are here to "inform" people around the world about little known celebrities like Kelly so that she may have a brilliantly splendid and prosperous career for years to come. Way to go informative websites!
Names Shmames
Sometimes the photography is interesting enough to out weigh the importance of the personality being photographed. Here are examples of such an occurrence happening...

Carmen Electra (Members Bonus)

It's everyone’s favourite dancer slash choreographer slash model slash TV personality slash actress slash strip tease instructor slash burlesque babe slash Dave Navarro’s less vein other half. Some of these are what you call upgrades to previously seen images and others are what you call new.
Nudography: Aitana Sanchez-Gijon
Spanish actress Aitana Sanchez-Gijon in the 1999 film Yerma playing the title name Yerma.
Issue 2005.05.11 | Author : The D-Man

As Medicine Is To Doctors - Naked Is To These Ladies

Nudity is very strategically used when someone sets out to be “famous.” Many use it to get noticed in the beginnings of their careers but then of course, never do it again once it gets them where they want to be like many actresses may do. Others seem to only be famous because they use that valuable nudity tool with reckless abandon and can’t seem to keep their clothes on. Perhaps because naked is what they do best. The following are a few of those people using nudity to get noticed but don’t seem to do much else...
Tina Cote
Actress with a handful of b-movie roles under her belt seen here in 1995's "Just Looking"

Rachel Weisz

British actress Rachel Weisz, best known for The Mummy, shown here in Stealing Beauty (1996).
Issue 2005.05.09 | Author : The D-Man

Strategic Nudes

Visually studying the art of covering one’s privates for the camera. Some use a hand and others may use both hands. While others may use a limb such as an arm or a leg to strategically cover the FCC hating parts of the body. In some instances, one will get creative and use a foreign object to obscure. This could be a scarf, a clam shell, a puppy dog or the fig leaf made famous by the Christians. Sometimes it’s as simple as contorting the body away from the camera just ever so slightly.
Miscellaneous Variety (Members Bonus)
A visual study of the diverseness, diversity, multiplicity, multifariousness, multiformity, multiplicity, variousness, variety if you will, that exists among the world of celebrity ranging from film actresses to fashion models to b-movie actresses to athletes to musicians to tv personalities to people that just happen to get naked for a camera so as to be widely seen by folks such as yourself.

Nudography: Leelee Sobieski

80s born actress known for her brief role in "Eyes Wide Shut" but seen here in "The Uprising" and "l'idole"
Issue 2005.05.07 | Author : The D-Man

Who Says Oops Anymore I Mean Really

Like the past greats who were the first to use words already found in the dictionary and make them famous and then claiming ownership in order to fill their hallow egos like Donald Trump wanting to patent “You’re fired!” and Britany Spears apparently winning the rights to “In The Zone” and the red neck American comedian claiming to be the first to say “Get ‘er done!”, The D-Man reckons he was the first use “Oops!” to refer to a set of photos featuring celebrities caught popping out of their clothing way back in ’96 or ’97. We mention it not for the glory (seeing what geeky glory that would be) but just as a little factoid to fill your brains and primarily to fill this area with text.
Nudography: Catherine Keener
Actress seen here in "Living In Oblivion", "The Real Blonde", and the movie which she's probably most known for, "Being John Malkovich"
Issue 2005.05.05 | Author : The D-Man

Oh Five Oh Five Oh Five

To celebrate the Mexican holiday of Cinco de Mayo (that’s May 5th for the English only speaking viewers) we are featuring ladies of Brazil. Brazil and Mexico share a lot of similarities. One, they are both foreign countries. Two, the both speak foreign languages and three, neither of them are America. So when celebrating a Mexican holiday, one can easily see how Brazil - and the naked women that live there - immediately come to mind. (Google "Cinco de Mayo" for actual true facts about the holiday.) For those paying attention to the update frequency of this site, we just would like to let you know we are "attempting" to go back to updating every other day. No promises... just hopes of a better day after tomorrow with new nude celebrity pictures and info for the people of this splendid Earth.
Salma Hayek
A true Mexican celebrity seen here in "After The Sunset", "Once Upon A Time In Mexico", "Frida", "La Gran Vida", "Desperado", "Wild Wild West", "Breaking Up" and "The Velocity of Gary"

nudeography Sandra Oh

Actress from "Sideways" seen here "Dancing At The Blue Iguana"
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