As Donald Sutherland is to Alan Alda, Kristy Swanson is to Sarah Michelle Gellar. Both Donald and Kristy played the original roles in movies (Hawkeye in M*A*S*H* and Buffy in Buffy The Vampire Slayer respectively) in which their character became even more famous when those movies became hit TV series. The other common thread here is that both of these TV series were actually more popular than the original movies they were inspired by. However, as an editorial note, Kristy Swanson is this publication's winner for the role of Buffy despite Sarah's huge following. It could be a generational thing. Although, is it really possible to have a movie that came out in 1992 to already have an old audience? Christ...
Belen Esteban is one of many blonde ex-wives of a famous athlete. This time, the famous athlete is Spanish bullfighter Jesulín. (If one could call a torturer of animals an athlete.) Apparently, their break-up was splashed all over the press and according to one report, Jesulin broke up with Belen by prancing around here with a cape, jammed sharp pointy sticks into her back and went on to tell her, "It's not you, it's me."
She's part of the phenomenon seen only in sitcoms where a loveable but large husband is married to a hot sassy wife. However, in CBS's "King of Queens" the tables have turned (or balanced out a bit) over the last season and a half where we've seen Leah gain a few (due to a pregnancy) and Kevin James (the husband) lose a few making the fictional couple a little more believable. Although, before Leah's motherhood, she did do a little pictorial for what might have been done to create a time capsule. In the last while though, it looks like Leah is shrinking back down to the hot sassy sitcom wife to an expanding but hilarious husband.
Another visual study on a particular posing practice photographers and or media publications and or publicists use to titillate audiences without forcing the model slash celebrity to bare all known to some as the see-thru shot. So for those who can spot a nipple under a piece of thin fabric, you win the prize of seeing a nipple.
Reports coming out of Canada say that they are currently celebrating what is called "Boxing Day" today. So of course, in a periodical like this one, we feature a little feature of a hot sweaty female in full boxing garb tight wet t and all. Mind you, the featured boxer here is a former Big Brother UK contestant Vanessa Nimmo which spelled out, means she's not Canadian - and the whole Boxing Day thing, well, it has nothing to do with the concussing sport of boxing either. So really, nothing here is related to anything else here.
This former Friends star was deemed WOTY (Woman of the Year) by Gentleman's Quarterly recently and seeing that her year is about to finish, we thought we should report the story before it become old news. Apparently, she was married to some guy named Brad Pitt, who, acts in movies for a living. Rumours have it that while working, he met a co-worker, said to be on the rather attractive side, with whom he began to "hang out" with. Long story short, their "hanging out" led to the former Friends star and this Brad guy to get a divorce resulting in Jennifer becoming the W in WOTY. Of course, as you can see, to be WOTY, you must go topless. There's always a catch.
Le porn star Clara Morgane is de French and was le Pet de Year in 2002 who also on to write le book called "Sex Star" in 2003. It appears Mademoiselle Morgane has also become of a bit of le entrepreneur (wish we knew the French word for that) with her own line of lingerie called Clara M.
Born Paris, France, Irene has performed in over 20 films. Likely the most known would be the 1998 film 'U.S. Marshals' in which she played Marie or 'Othello' (1995) as Desdemona. She won Best Actress at the Cannes Film Festival
for 'La Double vie de Véroniquein' 1991. (IMDb)
Shown here in 'The Big Brass Ring'
Model slash actress slash stunner is going to be in two upcoming feature films, "Tyranny" and the French film "Paris, je t'aime." So look for that some time next year... or don't. Whatever.
Like many models in her field, Belen has been both blond and brunette over the span of her 2 minute career so far. The following visual study proves this apparent fact. Or did we mismatch two different Belens? Study away to figure it out...
Visually studying the art of covering one’s privates for the camera. Some use a hand and others may use both hands. While others may use a limb such as an arm or a leg to strategically cover the FCC hating parts of the body. In some instances, one will get creative and use a foreign object to obscure. This could be a scarf, a clam shell, a puppy dog or the fig leaf made famous by the Christians. Sometimes it’s as simple as contorting the body away from the camera just ever so slightly.
Rather attractive actress who made the horrible Cube Gooding Jr. movie 'Boat Trip' worth turning to in between commercials. Only one pic here but better than....
This French actress' nude scenes include 1991's Van Gogh, 1996's Tenue correcte exigée, 1994's Farinelli: il castrato, 1998's L' Homme est une femme comme les autres, 1997's Metroland, 2001's Un Ange, 1998's Lautrec, and 2003's Monsieur N.
A visual study of the diverseness, diversity, multiplicity, multifariousness, multiformity, multiplicity, variousness, variety if you will, that exists among the world of celebrity ranging from film actresses to fashion models to b-movie actresses to athletes to musicians to tv personalities to people that just happen to get naked for a camera so as to be widely seen by folks such as yourself.
Sometimes the photography is interesting enough to out weigh the importance of the personality being photographed. Here are examples of such an occurrence happening featuring the work of the late great Helmut Newton...
Visually studying the art of covering one’s privates for the camera. Some use a hand and others may use both hands. While others may use a limb such as an arm or a leg to strategically cover the FCC hating parts of the body. In some instances, one will get creative and use a foreign object to obscure. This could be a scarf, a clam shell, a puppy dog or the fig leaf made famous by the Christians. Sometimes it’s as simple as contorting the body away from the camera just ever so slightly.
Model April Scott, who has a healthy amount of print work to her credit, also has managed to snag roles playing a model in TV shows like "Entourage" and "Soap Talk" along with other brief pretty girl roles in "CSI: Miami" and "The Shield."
Before 2006 is upon us, let us continue to report on all the various ladies of Europe that can help you keep track of the months and days of the upcoming year. Once again, it is a model slash TV personality from Italy in what can be mutually agreed as some pretty strong iconic photography. We've also thrown in some other shots of Ramona to display some of her earlier modeling work.
To continue with last issue's theme of pinups, here is a 2006 calendar which tries to recreate the classic pinup style of the 50s while using the pinup models of today. Perhaps, one day in the not-so distant future, we'll look back at these models and reflect on those silly 00s retro plastic filled pinups with nostalgic fondness. Let's hope we don't look back to these models and say, "My word, look how tiny those boobs are!"
Oopsie Daisies Deemed Too Saccharine Sounding To Describe Nipple Sightings
So instead, we just call this collection of celebrities out and about with their privates accidentally out and about, "Oops!" - which actually is rather childish sounding too. Although, one would have to leave their maturity at the door to partake in this adult themed silliness.
From the UK, a pair of Sophies. The Anderton version seen here is a well established fashion model. The Howard version is a well established pinup model and seen here with fellow pinup who is a non-Sophie, Lucy Pinder.
Speaking of pinups, here is the more traditional variety that we envision when we here the word pinup. They are new photos, as in, taken in this decade as opposed to the 50s to which their style was inspired from. They are old photos as in the sense that they have been seen here before... but never this large. Hence, the title, "Pinups redux"
Sometimes editors of publications featuring pictorials of top attractive celebrities, such as Jennifer Lopez, feel the need to change their bodies by removing a fold there, slim a curve there, lengthen a part there and shrink another part over here. This, despite the fact that no one is really complaining of her body in the first place. All mags do it. Some are more drastic than others. We feature these original photos with the editor's pen marks showing where Jennifer supposedly should be altered just so we can see how necessary it really was. For comparison sake, here are some touched up photos as well.
Huge in Argentina for being a TV star, a model (Victoria's Secret, Elle, Cosmo) and for being voted their soccer team's "god mother" for the 2002 World Cup. She has gained more international fame because of, let's face it, the internet... and perhaps her killer looks and body have played a role. If we had more than pictures, would also find out what a great personality she has and rumours have it that it IS quite great.
Italians have compared their fellow country-woman Eva Collini to two other high profile dark beauties from that region, Manuela Arcuri and Monica Bellucci. Let's play Mr. Objectifier for a brief moment and make a suggestion to the higher power by requesting Ms. Bellucci's mouth, Ms. Arcuri's breasts and Ms. Collini's derriere to create one Mrs. D-Man. Wait a minute. Whenever these "higher powers" grant you wishes in the movies, you have to be really specific, otherwise they screw you by giving us some floating mouth with boobs and a bum. That might be a novelty at first but the freak factor would be too much very quickly. Let's throw in the missing parts from Eva just to complete this weird hypothetical wish. Now was this little editorial necessary or what? Yeah, probably not.
Sometimes the photography is interesting enough to out weigh the importance of the personality being photographed. Here are examples of such an occurrence happening...
Visually studying the art of covering one’s privates for the camera. Some use a hand and others may use both hands. While others may use a limb such as an arm or a leg to strategically cover the FCC hating parts of the body. In some instances, one will get creative and use a foreign object to obscure. This could be a scarf, a clam shell, a puppy dog or the fig leaf made famous by the Christians. Sometimes it’s as simple as contorting the body away from the camera just ever so slightly.
Another visual study on a particular posing practice photographers and or media publications and or publicists use to titillate audiences without forcing the model slash celebrity to bare all known to some as the see-thru shot. So for those who can spot a nipple under a piece of thin fabric, you win the prize of seeing a nipple.
Facts coming from the infamous town known as Rumourville, state that a certain British model slash actress was offered a hefty sum of money from Hefner to pose nude, at one point, to which she turned down. However, it appears a crafty, and thrifty, paparazzo managed to reach into the bargain bin and pull out some nudes of this same said Brit model actress. Of course, the bargain bin usually has a lesser quality product, but you get what you pay for.
Actress who was one of the many "Baywatch Babes" to have gone onto other gigs playing the pretty girl in various TV shows and movies. However, Brooke appears to have potential to go beyond that stereotype and avoid, (what must be annoying for her and others,) eye candy type-casting. She's been announced to be in the cast of an upcoming mid-season replacement TV series called "Pepper Dennis" with Rebecca Romijn in the title role. As an editorial note, we recommend that Ms. Burns dawns her birth given brunette locks again to further distance herself from the Baywatch stereotype, and according to rising polls, to also further her hotness level.
Brooke Burke was originally introduced to the mass world by a little show called "Wild On!" and then went on to become the kind of celebrity that no one can really put a finger on to why she's actually famous. Although, she become so well known, how do we say, for basically being hot, that Hefner convinced her to finally go against her no nudity stance and appear fully nude in his famous magazine. However, a little known internet magazine called BlueNudes actually was the first to contradict her public stance of never posing nude by featuring her in the buff in early 2000. Oh, celebrities and their silly fibs....
Watch Argentinean television or walk the beaches of this South American country and you may find yourself seeing a great Moon, or in their language, Luna. Silvina Luna is yet another reality TV star from yet another international spin-off of the Big Brother series. According to one translated Argentinean source, Ms. Luna's stats include the following: "Type of chests: silicones, Size of chests: great." Oh, the hilarity.
Former UK Big Brother Contestant Allergic To Clothes
Contestant Orlaith McAllister from the British Big Brother TV series who was known for using nudity as a ploy to reach to finals of that reality TV contest continues her naked ways to get... attention perhaps? Or is she just a free spirit? Do we really care 15 minutes from now?
Nudity Continues To Plague Big Brother Participants Around The World
What could possibly be lower than a reality TV star on the ole celebrity scale? How about a foreign reality TV star from a reality show that you have never even watched? For those living in Spain, these Natacha and Rocio from 'Gran Hermano' ('Big Brother') may be more familiar to you. However, if Spain's attention span for reality TV contestants is anything like that in North America, then you might be clueless too.
