What's the equivalent of a high styled fashion pictorial featuring two supermodels (Missy Rayder and Jeisa Chiminazzo) and one, well let's say, titty model (Abby Titmuss)? How about a movie starring Dustin Hoffman and Morgan Freeman co-starring Justin Timberlake. Are we picking up what we're laying down here? Fashion models and true actors seem to be what one might call the legitimate practicers (not a word) of their respective crafts. Where as tabloid models and manufactured pop stars tend not to be the ones who all others in their fields measure themselves by. At least, we hope not. In all fairness, equating Abi's modeling to Justin's what-ever-the-hell-he-does is a bit harsh. She just needs good photographers, like here, to show off her modeling chops.
She’s one of many Italian celebrities whose job title on her resume have at least two slashes: model slash actress slash pop star slash nudie calendar subject matter slash unknown to most living outside of Europe slash slash.
Sometimes the photography is interesting enough to out weigh the importance of the personality being photographed. Here are examples of such an occurrence happening...
In the land of esponol, Mary is the name in Spain to have. There of course, the Marys are called Maria or Mari. Here are a few of the better known Marys sans wardrobe...
Another visual study on a particular posing practice photographers and or media publications and or publicists use to titillate audiences without forcing the model slash celebrity to bare all known to some as the see-thru shot. So for those who can spot a nipple under a piece of thin fabric, you win the prize of seeing a nipple.
This week we rearview an underwear themed 2006 calendar where the underwear is rather understated to say the least. The focus is clearly on the soaked and slippery Italian models on a rocky seashore. Clearly, we'd be more worried about a young man that hung a calendar on his wall with pictures of thongs on hangers, draped on furniture or lying indiscriminately on the floor than, say, a young man who's wall hanging was this girlie devoted calendar. (Repeats are for filing purposes only.)
Had Anna been born 20 years earlier, she certainly wouldn't have graced billboards or have appeared in commercials, whether they were sexy or not, like she has been able to in the current non-communist Russia. She has also gone onto acting with a role in the Russia TV show "Dear Maria Berezine."
Sometimes when a TV show (or movie) comes out, many, if not most people think it's great. Then time goes by. Say, twenty years. All of a sudden, the show becomes dated and you see its flaws and in some cases, can't believe you ever watched this crap. Baywatch is NOT a show like that. It was ALWAYS considered pure crap. It may have been one of the most watched syndicated shows in the world but even those viewers, who weren't mentally challenged, knew that it wasn't among the highest caliber of shows. It clearly gained its popularity because of its bouncy cast of buxom characters. Many actresses filled those red bathing suits over its 12 year run. Donna D'Errico (96-98) and Alicia Rikter (2000-2001) were among two of them.
Actress Natalia Cigliuti has done many a teen targeted TV shows like "Beverly Hills 90210" and "Saved By The Bell: The New Class." She currently plays Anita on the daytime drama slash soap opera slash I can't believe I once got caught up watching these shows "All My Children." We have had some minor criticism for not reporting enough true, all out nudity. Perhaps, it comes with age, but over the last nearly ten years of operation we here at BoB have come to appreciate the value of a sexy photo sans nipple or something that rhymes with Delores.
In this visual study, we take an in depth look at the Eastern European culture and their love of consonants. Some say it's not so much a love but a result from the communist era when the hefty vowel tax was in place. Families were given food credits if their consonant to vowel ratio favored the former. So we feature the most recent female generation from those countries that are too young to know why their names can not be pronounced in any human language.
Sometimes we make up or change words in an unclever way to make them rhyme. Those same sometimes are when we are tired. Speaking of tired, the paparazzi, or paparelly, are certainly not tired of finding Brit model Nell McAndrew on the beaches of some beach covered place where there are beaches roaming around nude in the naked buff.
With a voice like smooth cognac poured on a silk covered baritone drum and the feet of a jazz trained kitten, John "Mr. Peterman" O'Hurley was foiled by an elven sized buxom brunette whose bottom, like two freshly baked Enlgish rolls, shook around the star crossed dance floor until she was declared the ultimate b-class celebrity dancing champion of the world ... season one.
When one grows up, one learns common terms like goose bumps. Goose bumps (or goose pimples for those who learned improperly) describe one's skin when it gets a chill often due to being in direct contact to the cold elements. If you have ever seen a plucked goose (more than likely a dead one at that point) then you would see the similarities between someone's cold bumpy skin and the skin of a dead plucked goose. Of course, when talking about dead naked geese, you can't help but turn the subject to Carmen Electra. Hopefully, dead foul won't characterize Carmen's career from now on. You know, seeing that this is such an influential publication that carries a ton of weight in audience's minds. What does all this nonsensical text that darts from dead geese to a babes named Carmen that has wasted 5 minutes (if you're a slow reader) of my life have to do with one another? Well, take a visual trip over these high quality images of the lovely Ms. Electra to see how much better goose bumps look on her than a dead Canadian iconic bird.
Visually studying the art of covering one’s privates for the camera. Some use a hand and others may use both hands. While others may use a limb such as an arm or a leg to strategically cover the FCC hating parts of the body. In some instances, one will get creative and use a foreign object to obscure. This could be a scarf, a clam shell, a puppy dog or the fig leaf made famous by the Christians. Sometimes it’s as simple as contorting the body away from the camera just ever so slightly.
Only a handful of months ago, you could Google Hungarian model Zsuzsanna Ripli and find next to nothing, as in zero sites and nil information related to this beauty. Today, it is another story. She seems to be growing a bit of a presence or a buzz if you will, out in the world of nude modeling. Believe it, or not.
A Brazilian based show known as " Show do Tom" (roughly translated into " Show of the Tone") is a program where, like may other South American shows, have Portuguese speaking personalities of the female persuasion parading provocatively for, dare we say, good ratings? These three finalists for the "Garotas Saradas" competition, Carol Costa, Aline Leeh and Dani Lopes are the latest ratings getters. Disclaimer: any misreported information in this article is due to Canadian satellite company's refusal to carry any Brazilian channels and along with its education system's failure to offer a decent Portuguese language class during the early schooling years when the mind was young and learning wasn't so damn hard.
Model Lucy Clarkson, who once portrayed the real life version of video game character Lara Croft, talks about her experience getting the gig, "I'd been in South Africa on a modeling job and they'd told me to lose weight. I didn't fancy that so I was on my way home. And that was when I got the call telling me I was the new Lara. It was such fantastic news. It's such a high profile job -- and one of the few that lets you keep your boobs and bum." Apparently, she fancies sharing her boobs and bum as well. Mmm, that last comment just reeks of cheesy men's magazine... sorry.
German model Eva Padberg has done gigs upon gigs that young models do these days that see them traveling between Paris, Milan, New York, you know, those classy cities. Eva has also been a jury member for Germany's version of Star Search which begs the question, what does a fashion model know about judging song and dance numbers? Well, Miss Padberg has released a pair of singles on vinyl, yes, good old fashioned vinyl. Although, Tyra Banks released some of her own music too. It's gotta be who you know and what you look like.
In this visual study, we take an in depth look at the Eastern European culture and their love of consonants. Some say it's not so much a love but a result from the communist era when the hefty vowel tax was in place. Families were given food credits if their consonant to vowel ratio favored the former. So we feature the most recent female generation from those countries that are too young to know why their names can not be pronounced in any human language.
Leonor Varela is one of those model turned actresses that appears to demand and garner respect. When she models, she is a strong presence in from what we've seen, strong photography. When she chooses acting roles, she appears to have avoided the cliché roles so many former models do by taking on solid projects. Leonor played the title role in the 1999 TV movie "Cleopatra" along with more minor roles in "The Tailor of Panama", "The Man In The Iron Mask" along with a number of European releases. She also had a brief reoccurring role in the highly underappreciated-by-the-masses "Arrested Development." HBO really needs to step in already and pick that show up before it's too late... damn the TV networks and their short-sighted capitalistic bad taste.
Italian model who placed 2nd as Miss Italia and apparently first in the hearts of others in order to produce such a fine photo collection as this one. Does this last sentence sound like the result of a bad online translator with the saccharine filters turned off? Unfortunately, it came out of a real human's brain. It's time to stop using the computer today...
Shawnee Smith played the token sitcom dimwit in the now-in-reruns "Becker" which surprisingly lasted 7 seasons despite the current networks' attitude of "if it ain't popular after 2 episodes, cancel it!" Bad bad attitude. If that was the case 20 years ago we'd have no "Cheers" and 15 years ago, no "Seinfeld." Those classics never hit their stride or got decent ratings until their fourth seasons. "Becker" was not in their league, mind you, which makes it more amazing that it ran from '98 to '04. A show destined to be a classic like "Arrested Development" getting canceled recently, well, that just shows how we reward popularity and not quality.
Sometimes the photography is interesting enough to out weigh the importance of the personality being photographed. Or the models spark a certain interest despite their unfamiliarity. Here are examples of such occurrences happening...
Canadian born but Worldly known actress slash pinup slash one who loves meatheads for husbands and boyfriends. She was once the most downloadable woman on the internet back when a 28k modem's state of the art speed made web geeks leave skid marks in their pants with joy. Seen here in 'Snapdragon'
Many times, this site has featured the accidental phenomenon known as Oops where a celebrity's what-have-you has been exposed. This can often take place at movie premieres or celebrity soirées where skimpy evening dresses with poor fasteners are often the culprit. Sometimes though, the culprit is a part of the brain that causes someone to feel the need for some meaningless attention. It appears Brit model Jordan and porn star Tabitha Stevens have no control of this part of the brain. It appears they are quite fond of their what-have-yous.
Imagine the following sentence spoken in a heavy Australian accent, "...model Lucy Pinder has mesmerized England with her ginornous jubblies..." and then imagine a 60 Minutes correspondent saying it. Seems like it would be more natural coming out of the Aussie's mouth rather than Mike Wallace. Coming out of Ed Bradley's mouth on the other hand...
Visually studying the art of covering one’s privates for the camera. Some use a hand and others may use both hands. While others may use a limb such as an arm or a leg to strategically cover the FCC hating parts of the body. In some instances, one will get creative and use a foreign object to obscure. This could be a scarf, a clam shell, a puppy dog or the fig leaf made famous by the Christians. Sometimes it’s as simple as contorting the body away from the camera just ever so slightly.
British model turned presenter due to the possible lack of acting chops but we are speculating. She was also the lady friemd for five years an actor named George Clooney who, rumours have it, has a bit of a talent in the acting arena. Both George and Lisa have the skill of being good looking. They're possible genetic collaboration may have produced something spiffy.
A Wedding Crashers DVD Promo Because They Already Spent The First 209 Million
To celebrate the release of the Wedding Crashers DVD recently, here are the actresses that portrayed the crashees in the feel good comedy hit of 2005. Don't forget to go out and buy the film to support the makers because the poor bastards already spent the first 209 Million dollars it made in theatres last year.
Natasha landed her first cover when she was only 15 and has since graced the covers of many international fashion magazines. Shown here in 'Maximum Risk' (1996) as Alex.
Born in the 80s (as are most young models are these days due to the plain math of it) in Florence, Italy. Perla won an Italian teenage beauty contest in 2002. Although, according to the math she would have been 20 when she won that because her exact birth year was '82. Ah wait; she could've been technically 19. Sorry, just thinking out loud. She was Miss Cinema Lazio in '04 and has also performed as a guest dance on a number of TV shows in Italy. In 2006, she brings us her own calendar. This appears to be the trend for famous Italian beauties, having your own nudie calendar. We don't normally care for trends, but this seems like one we could get on the bandwagon for.
In this visual report we explore the phenomenon of celebrities being caught off guard the ole flash bulb. The moment a paparazzo catches wind that a celebrity has decided to dawn a black garment to an event, they charge up their camera flashes and attack with the hopes that these women in black have decided to go commando.
Law Turns On Paparazzi While Jude Denies Ever Fellating Paparazzo
According to a 5 second report overheard while a television was on in the background, California recently had a new law come into effect over the New Year which is designed to help protect celebrities against the dangerous conduct and activities of the paparazzi. Surprisingly, the death of Princes Diana (due to being chased by paparazzi) didn't wake-up law makers in the US. Instead, it appears to have taken a few Lindsey Lohan fender benders for the Californian government to finally pass a law to protect one of their biggest barely-natural resources: celebrities. Perhaps, Arnie's former occupation helped things along as well. In case you may be thinking to yourself, "The paparazzi? What do they do? What kind of product does their profession, in fact, produce?" Take a look at the following to educate. Meanwhile, the headline of this article makes sense to no one.
There could be so much to say about Brigitte. Over 50 movies. This information is sraight from The Internet Movie Database. Brigitte Bardot was born on September 28, 1934 in Paris, France. By the time she was 15 years old, Brigitte was attempting to model, finding herself in the French magazine Elle. Her beauty readily apparent, Brigitte soon attempted films. In 1952, she appeared on screen for the first time as Javotte Lemoine in LE TROU NORMAND. Two others followed and it was also the same year she married Roger Vadim. The two had known each other years earlier and she wanted to marry him when she was 17, but her parents squashed any marriage plans until she turned 18. The union lasted only five years. Based upon her success in French films she made her first US production in 1953 in ACT OF LOVE with Kirk Douglas. Back in France afterwards Brigitte continued to star in French productions. The fascination of her in the US consisted of magazines photographs and dubbed over French films. She was and always would be a totally French product. Nonetheless, she was extremely popular in the USA. In 1965, she appeared as herself in the US made DEAR BRIGITTE with Jimmy Stewart. She only appeared in one scene. Just before she turned 40, Brigitte retired from movies after filming IL SORRISO DEL GRANDE TENTATORE. She prefers life outside of stardom. While it enabled her to become internationally famous, it also carried with it annoyances. It wasn't anything for her to have "fans" enter her house or onto the grounds in the hopes of getting a glimpse of her or to take something that belonged to her. Paparazzi constantly hounded her with their cameras. Seen here in 'If Don Juan Was A Women'
Unfortunately, this Italian actress with a well rounded film career in Europe is probably best known to North American audiences for being in a Vin Diesel movie.
Astérix et Obélix (1998) , Deserto di fuoco, Il (1997) (TV) .... Magda . Married with the
french "philosophe", Bernard Henri Levy, called "BHL", beautifull classic voice, very
talentuous women.
Former child-star Nicole Eggert's two biggest roles were in arguably the most importantly significant TV serieseses of all time, ever... Charles In Charge and Baywatch. To work with the likes of Scott Baio and David Hasselhoff must have been like looking in on Michelangelo while painting The Sistine Chapel. What Masters. What Artists.
Argentinean model and actress Pamela David was the voice for the title character in the animated TV series' Latin dubbed version of "Stripperella" originated by another Pamela, the Anderson version.
Visually studying the art of covering one’s privates for the camera. Some use a hand and others may use both hands. While others may use a limb such as an arm or a leg to strategically cover the FCC hating parts of the body. In some instances, one will get creative and use a foreign object to obscure. This could be a scarf, a clam shell, a puppy dog or the fig leaf made famous by the Christians. Sometimes it’s as simple as contorting the body away from the camera just ever so slightly.
In Bizarro World 2006 Will Be The Year Of Moral Paparazzi
The predictors of predictions predict the foreseeable future in 2006 to continue with the current trend of questionable activities conducted by the paparazzi targeted at celebrities. We look back at last (and previous) year's crop of celebrity casualties caught on camera while they casually tried to catch some rays.
Supermodel Stephanie Seymour known for her appearances in Victoria's Secret is also the ex-wife to former, yes Axl, FORMER front man of the now disbanded Guns n' Roses. (Seriously, Axl, no matter who you get to play covers of the old Gn'R songs with you, you're not Guns n' Roses anymore.) However, when Stephanie comes back to do some modeling, she's still a supermodel. It's a shame the industry forces these pretty ladies to lay low because they reach those oh-so-retched years past 30. Yeah, what a decrepit old lady. Now Axl, there's a decrepit old lady.
Oasis Member An Asshole Husband Or Just An Asshole
As mentioned in another article, one factor that's helped promote the breast implant phenomenon is the asshole boyfriend that plants the idea that, "Baby, you're perfect, BUT... you would be even more perfect if you had bigger tits." Men can be romantic that way. Since actress Patsy Kensit married well known asshole Liam Gallagher of the band Oasis, it does make one question whether his assholery was a factor in her getting breast implants or not. Our researchers couldn't find the exact timeline of her marriage and eventual divorce from rock diva Liam and the sprouting of silicone. So the blame may not be pointed to the right asshole in this case. However, the point of this article was obviously just an experiment to see how many times one could say asshole without being an asshole about it.
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