Some say plastic surgery can and will take years off of your age. The Doctors who stand to profit usually say that and almost always, in a much more flamboyant way. What the doctors aren't telling you is that when you get it when you're too young or already a beautiful woman, you stand to end up looking... well, more like a man awaiting that final surgery to womanhood. Take former Baywatch babe Traci Bingham. An arguably attractive woman who obviously has taken a knife to the face when clearly, she didn't need to. With her current direction of nips and tucks, she's on a doomed spiral to look like the best transsexual female Traci Bingham impersonator out there. This article can and will easily fit a story later down the road about Katie Price aka Jordan. Funny, she changed her cutesie name to an androgynous one.
Another visual study on a particular posing practice photographers and or media publications and or publicists use to titillate audiences without forcing the model slash celebrity to bare all known to some as the see-thru shot. So for those who can spot a nipple under a piece of thin fabric, you win the prize of seeing a nipple.
Hungarian Reka Ebergenyi and Russia's Nastya Ivanova share a few things in common. They both are fashion and to put it in the most articulate manner, they are super super good looking.
A gathering of models who are ranked super in the industry and/or by the media. They model clothing, lingerie, swimsuits, and sometimes their own naked selves...
OlympiaHere's a look at how Olympians looked back in the olden days before they had to dawn attire plastered with sponsorship logos. Unless of course, this was their clever way of advertising for their big time corporate sponsors of the era such as Nippleodeon or Asscrack Emporium.
A visual study of the diverseness, diversity, multiplicity, multifariousness, multiformity, multiplicity, variousness, variety if you will, that exists among the world of celebrity ranging from film actresses to fashion models to b-movie actresses to athletes to musicians to tv personalities to people that just happen to get naked for a camera so as to be widely seen by folks such as yourself.
Now if we here one more Brokeback Mountain joke on TV, we swear we will... we will... well, we will do something and it won't be good. Are you with us people? Anyway, here are the two actresses, yes, ACTRESSES in this Golden Globe winning and over joked movie. It was funny the first million times Mr. Leno. Man, does that guy ever tell a FUNNY joke?
In this report we examine, in a visual manner, the workings that go into a photoshoot. On many photo shoots, there will be some extra cameras on set to document the production itself. This is usually done on purpose and with the permission of every one on set in order to create a whole shwack of sub-products like desk calendars, documentaries, TV specials, extra magazine spreads, books, etc., etc., and etc.. While other times, these extra cameras are NOT invited to the set. These cameras are often in the hands of a pesky paparazzo lurking in the bushes hoping to get the first glimpse of something like the upcoming Pirelli calendar or SI swimsuit issue. These of course are usually of a terrible quality but perfect for low quality publications known as tabloids.
Begona Alonso is an ex-fiancé to Spanish actor and reality TV made singer David Bustamante and so of course, Begona must pose nude to further her 15 minutos of famo.
Another visual study on a particular posing practice photographers and or media publications and or publicists use to titillate audiences without forcing the model slash celebrity to bare all known to some as the see-thru shot. So for those who can spot a nipple under a piece of thin fabric, you win the prize of seeing a nipple.
Paparazzi Pete here reporting from deep in the thick of the skin storm plaguing the world's coast lines. Specifically, the hot sweltering beaches frequented by the true victims, the North American tourist. As one who lives in the temped and covered up climate of America, let me tell you, standing here smack tab in the middle of this full fledged nipple storm, it takes a lot of effort to acclimatize my socially inflicted frigid psyché to this liberal mayhem. Those reporters who were assigned to cover Hurricane Ivan in the Gulf should consider themselves spared from the destruction these immoral winds of body acceptance have caused over here. There’s no telling whether it’s going to move into the main land or not. All I can tell at this point is that any place with a lot of sun and a body of water near by could be hit hard by these famous and not so famous naked loiterers. Reporting another shit (but oddly titillating) assignment from Naked Godless Land, I’m Paparazzi Pete.
So a silly reality show with dancing celebrities has caught some mild attention from the makers of this website. So what! Big whoop! Wanna fight about it? Speaking of fighting, that is what current finalist for Dancing with the Stars Stacy Keibler used to do in the wrestling ring. Of course, it was fake. Yeah, that's right, fake. Wanna fight about it? So now Stacy is doing some competitive dancing which in no way could ever be faked. I mean, it IS a "reality" show, isn't it? You can't fake those swinging hips and that shaking derrière and that desire to dance dance dance, can you?
Miller has been called America's Sweetheart. Hasn't she? It's hard to keep track of all of America's sweethearts over the years and so maybe she's not one of them. She does fit the stereotypical sweetheart from the land of the free with her blue (ok, maybe hazel) eyes, blonde hair and innocent looking freckles... but wait, she's posed naked. Well, she just lost her American sweetheart status for making THAT deal with the Devil. So now she's the World's Sweetheart instead. Hooray for free trade... and the Devil.
A visual study of the diverseness, diversity, multiplicity, multifariousness, multiformity, multiplicity, variousness, variety if you will, that exists among the world of celebrity ranging from film actresses to fashion models to b-movie actresses to athletes to musicians to tv personalities to people that just happen to get naked for a camera so as to be widely seen by folks such as yourself.
Ready for some hot and steamy non-nude action? Now does that not sound ridiculous? So why do so many entities out there use catchlines like that to get our attention? Probably because it works on occasion. We're sad creatures sometimes, aren't we? So now that your attention is had, here is a collection of photos that is the antithesis to cheese ball lines that includes words like "hot" or "steamy" or "action." That's not true actually. This collection of Rachel Bilson (from TV's "The O.C.") is rather hot in its not-in-your-face-with-titties approach.
That multilingual rhyming title that spans generations (you know, Grandpa and his days of picking up the "dames") all refers to a pair of Spanish celebrities known to the Latin world as Arancha Bonete y ("and" in Espanol) Silvia Fominaya. They have both done modeling and TV shows along with, what appears to be as calendars. (Repeats are for filing purposes only.)
It's amazing that it was ten whole years ago that a girl group clled the Spice Girls inundated us with their bubble gum pop music on radios and music channels across the globe. What's not amazing is that they don't exist anymore. Geri Halliwell was known as the most outspoken member of the now extinct Spice Girls and was also known for posing for some spicy (sorry for the stupid pun) photos before the group hit the mainstream or before they even got together. Seeing that it was ten years ago that these images first hit the interweb, these newly released versions are of a much better quality for the collectors... and for the pervs who like to know exactly how many freckles Geri had on her naked naughty bits.
German model Eva Padberg has done gigs upon gigs that young models do these days that see them traveling between Paris, Milan, New York, you know, those classy cities. Eva has also been a jury member for Germany's version of Star Search which begs the question, what does a fashion model know about judging song and dance numbers? Well, Miss Padberg has released a pair of singles on vinyl, yes, good old fashioned vinyl. Although, Tyra Banks released some of her own music too. It's gotta be who you know and what you look like.
After we bask in the brilliance of this feature's clever title, we look at this essay in pictures showing the art form of painting on the living canvas also known as celebrity body painting, but as mentioned, we fancy the title: "Sporting Illustrations." It's pathetic when someone thinks themselves as clever, isn't it?
Seeing that today is the day all the young boys (and girls in plaid) wait patiently at their mailbox for the latest and most famous swimsuit issue brought to you by the people who cover sports during the rest of the year. We look back at some of the previous years of articles showing the ruthless sport of wearing bikinis. Grueling sport, it is.
During this week's rearview, we look back behind the front of a visual collection of images that, many-a-men who have gone out lingerie shopping for V-Day, are wishing their lovers will look like when their ladies dawn the sexy "strings-attached" gifts.
This is what appears to be the extended version of the shoot, of this former Saved By The Bell cast member in sheer, from way back, shortly before the birth of this site. So say, ten years ago. Since then, well, Tiffani hasn't had the most stellar of careers. That is, if you were to compare her post-Saved-By-The-Bell career to her co-star Mark-Paul Gosselaar's who has gone on to do good dramatic work in NYPD Blue. Although, compare her career to that of Screech's, her career is phenomenal.
In this visual study, we take an in depth look at the Eastern European culture and their love of consonants. Some say it's not so much a love but a result from the communist era when the hefty vowel tax was in place. Families were given food credits if their consonant to vowel ratio favored the former. So we feature the most recent female generation from those countries that are too young to know why their names can not be pronounced in any human language.
Argentinean model and actress Pamela David was the voice for the title character in the animated TV series' Latin dubbed version of "Stripperella" originated by another Pamela, the Anderson version.
Model turned actress who has made appearances on Howard Stern and had a guest role on an episode of CSI: The Original. She's slated to be in, what is one of our favourite titles for a movie, "TV: The Movie".
Puerto Rican born actress who, unfortunately may be best known to North American audiences for her role in the terrible Cuba Gooding Jr. unfunny comedy Boat Trip. (That's the tie-in for the next article.) Although, she has done a number of low key movies and brief TV show appearances since then.
Victoria Silvstedt is the poster girl for the statuesque blonde bombshell from Sweden and has become one of the more famous former bunnymates to date. She's done many a modeling gig since being under Hef's contract and of course, has gone on to do bit roles on TV and in movies (Boat Trip) playing characters that look like her. Funny how that works.
Perhaps, it was Bond who first made the gun "sexy" by making it more of a style accessory as opposed as a killing machine. Sure, he shot a lot of "bad guys" in his day but did we actually see anyone die a bloody death? All we saw was a lot of disposable actors fall down as James made his escape. Or our favourite, the extras who would leap off of tall buildings from a single shot. Reality is, guns were designed to end someone's life. So are guns really sexy when you take away Hollywood? Apparently, one photography (or publication) figured so. A sexy female assassin must have been the premise here. Oh wait, perhaps they were pandering to that select crowd of men. You know, the guys who beat-off to the NRA newsletter. Maybe that's why Charlton Heston was never considered for the part of 007. Instead, of making love to international beauties, he'd be stroking his precious peashooter.
Model Ellen Roche is known for filling the real life role of video game character Lara Croft for the peoples of South America. We've come to be more familiar with the Common Wealth's cast of models who have dawn the role like Nell McAndrew and Lucy Clarkson. So perhaps we will be seeing more of Ellen in the future.
In this visual study, we look at the range of models who are bachelor pad household names due to their special talent for being naked. Think of this like a talent show but without all the song and dance or silly costumes.
She is of course the J.A.G co-star who David Letterman considers to be a "very handsome woman". The first 2 are vidcaps by Aussie (there are better versions in BoB from past postings) but the rest are the newest of the bunch. Non-nude yes, but as you can see from these scans by an unknown imager, that Dave was correct. ...The D-Man
Brit pinup who's provocative poses have appeared between the second and fourth pages of a frequently perused UK periodical was paparazzied (yes, we made paparazzi a verb) while photographing her own wall-hanging time piece made of paper full of pictures.
A model slash actress slash hardly-the-first-time-we-have-seen-nude celebrity Pamela Anderson has a large body of pictorial work which actually has a nice range of variety. Despite her pinup modeling roots. However, her body of acting work has a whole lot to be desired. How does a smart person consistently choose such stupid acting jobs? Of course, we're not including her roles on Home Improvement, Baywatch or VIP – those shows were robbed, we say ROBBED of their highly deserved Emmy's! What a strange tangent this has become... but back to topic, or as a side note: some of these are new while others are not so new but higher quality versions that we're all expecting now with our fancy high resolution monitors or "LCDs" as what the kids are calling them these days.
An American born model who's so old that she was born waaay back in the 70s. Amazing what they can do with a little air brushing, some mirrors and of course, lasers. In all seriousness, we do admit to being a bit more in favour of photography that leans towards the style of fashion photography. Fashion photographers shoot with a good eye or two while, let's call them "kitty shooters" seem to shoot with their John Thomases and we all know that nothing good ever happens when the willy does all the thinking.
Elisabetta was once a "Velina" which is the name of the alternating dancers on the hit Italian TV show " Striscia La Notizia". She's taken the next obvious turn in her career and that is to become an actress in other TV shows and now, movies.
Visually studying the art of covering one’s privates for the camera. Some use a hand and others may use both hands. While others may use a limb such as an arm or a leg to strategically cover the FCC hating parts of the body. In some instances, one will get creative and use a foreign object to obscure. This could be a scarf, a clam shell, a puppy dog or the fig leaf made famous by the Christians. Sometimes it’s as simple as contorting the body away from the camera just ever so slightly.
In this visual report we explore the phenomenon of celebrities being caught off guard by the ole flash bulb. The moment a paparazzo catches wind that a celebrity has decided to dawn a thin clothed garment to an event, they charge up their camera flashes and attack with the hopes that these women of fame have decided to go commando.
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