Drop dead gorgeous Brazilian supermodel Adriana Lima recently said in an interview that despite having a career selling sex, she has yet to partake in the act herself with someone else. Perhaps, she's the Brittany kind of virgin, which means Adriana has had sex with a boy. Or maybe she hasn't had sex in the Bill Clinton kind of way. You know, fellatio is just a hand shake to that guy. Or get this, maybe she's telling the truth. There's a novel idea. Besides, it doesn't really matter. If she has had already or when she does the real roll around in the hay with someone, it's not going to be any of us. That's right. Not you either.
Another year, another swimsuit issue to hit the newsstand, another no show of the aforementioned Brazilian beauty Adriana Lima. It's been asked here at BoB before, but why hasn't she ever made it into the most famous swimsuit edition as of yet? Maybe a sports magazine doesn't like to feature virgins. They prefer to feature the likes of a Barry Bonds. What a gigantic slut. Here are some notable appearances in the '06 version all of whom have had the sex.
Sonia Arenas is one of a number of former contestants from the Spanish version of Big Brother (Gran Hermano) to show up later naked in the presses. Proving that crap TV isn't just limited to the good ole U S of A. See? We're all the same. Everywhere.
Another visual study on a particular posing practice photographers and or media publications and or publicists use to titillate audiences without forcing the model slash celebrity to bare all known to some as the see-thru shot. So for those who can spot a nipple under a piece of thin fabric, you win the prize of seeing a nipple.
Nothing is exactly the same as the other. Profound stuff. Have any minds been blown yet? If not, try taking a look at the following visual study showing just how many different kinds of celebrities exist in the world and then tell us that in no way has your mind been blown. How could it not?
Imogen Bailey's's official website labels her as Australian model (slash) singer (slash) entertainer. Why is it that the more slashes someone has, it seems so suspicious that they're not really good at any one thing? Imagine all the famous people, living without talent. Is that possible in this crazy world?
Danish (or Rose of the Prophet Muhammad) born fashion model Rie Rasmussem has earned her title of supermodel for paying her dues on the runway by wearing some of the most daring and (guessing) the most uncomfortable so-called fashion. Such as this little crotch-thong-ribbon number. Ain't it cute? I wonder if it comes in mens' size. Flies-eyes anyone?
Sometimes the photography is interesting enough to out weigh the importance of the personality being photographed. Here are examples of such an occurrence happening...
Jessica Biel shown here in 'London' and 'Blade Trinity'. Star of WB show, "7th Heaven", one of many, many, dumb Aaron Spelling shows. She was 17 when these pictures were taken. She said she wanted to dispel her "good girl" image and get WB to let her out of her contract by posing topless for Gear (March 2000). Movies include Ulee's Gold (1997) .... Casey Jackson. Born 1982, 5'8".
Chloe Sevigny plays one of three wives to Bill Paxton in the new HBO drama "Big Love" co-starring Jeanne Tripplehorn and Ginnifer Goodwin who play wife one and three respectively. Even though it's only at its second episode so far, it's clear to see that Chloe plays the more uptight wife when, ironically in real life, she's probably one of the most "out there" actresses out there who frequently chooses roles which push the limits of the status quo. Such as the controversial "Kids"; the very strange "Gummo"; and "The Brown Bunny" where she apparently became a true method actress by performing fellatio (to translate for the ignorant horny boys, that's a "blow job") on her co-star. However, in "Big Love" there's more screen time for Bill Paxton's ass to take the pressure off his leading ladies to sex up the quirky and well done show.
Visually studying the art of covering one’s privates for the camera. Some use a hand and others may use both hands. While others may use a limb such as an arm or a leg to strategically cover the FCC hating parts of the body. In some instances, one will get creative and use a foreign object to obscure. This could be a scarf, a clam shell, a puppy dog or the fig leaf made famous by the Christians. Sometimes it’s as simple as contorting the body away from the camera just ever so slightly.
A blend of stalking byproducts which include celebrities from all tiers of show business caught minding their own business either on the beach, on a boat, in a backyard, at a premiers, on the runway, at a store, at a party, on stage, in a car, on the street... how about just name a habitat on Earth, and a paparazzo will slither with camera in hand to it if a celebrity is there.
Nudity is very strategically used when someone sets out to be “famous.” Many use it to get noticed in the beginnings of their careers but then of course, never do it again once it gets them where they want to be like many actresses may do. Others seem to only be famous because they use that valuable nudity tool with reckless abandon and can’t seem to keep their clothes on. Perhaps because naked is what they do best. The following are a few of those people using nudity to get noticed but don’t seem to do much else...
Nothing is exactly the same as the other. Profound stuff. Have any minds been blown yet? If not, try taking a look at the following visual study showing just how many different kinds of celebrities exist in the world and then tell us that in no way has your mind been blown. How could it not?
What IT Is Is Apparently What She Is Not Anymore (Members Bonus)
Jennifer Lopez was such an IT personality just a few years ago that she had no where to go but down. Man, we are such a fickle culture. It's not like she all of sudden gained of lost any talent from she was "IT". She's just as untalented today as she was when she had a number one album, single and movie on the same weekend in 2001. She reportedly has said that she's through with romantic comedies. If she were to decide to make a good decision, she'd drop the music career and go back to doing movies like "Out of Sight" where she showed talent, then maybe, just maybe, we would put her on the "IT" pedestal again... but let's not, that was annoying.
Model and actress K.C. Winkler is known for doing bit parts in sexploitation films, or cast for her exotic looks in bit parts. Shown here in 'H.O.T.S.' and 'The Happy Hooker Goes To Hollywood'
In a way, this is getting old. You know, a contestant from an international (maybe original) version of a well known reality show losing (rarely winning) then showing up in newsstands, naked. It'd at least be more interesting if the photos didn't always look the same from one 15 minute of famer to the next... and actually; this Spanish contestant of Gran Hermano (Big Brother) has managed to make things a little bit more interesting with these photos. A little bit, not much.
Going from pinup models of today, who look like they'd make the same sound as Tupperware if you to were rub your thumb across their airbrushed and meticulously shaved bodies to only 30 odd years ago when pinups looked like they fell in a vat of hippies, it's amazing how technology (computers and Nair) has altered what we generalize as sexy. Ain't it?
Ms Electra could very well be considered a contemporary pinup. She has done some music, was/is a dancer by heart, and shows up in the odd teen targeted comedic movie from time to time but really, is probably best known for being so gawd damn photogenic. She can go from doing beautiful classy portraits covered up to her neck, to wearing skimpy lingerie with a ton of raunch to wearing nothing at all and still not kill us to death with cheese. Well, some cheese, but the kind we can swallow. These are nice big HQ scans too, so open wide.
Being a reluctant aficionado of obscure famous people, D thought the next (6th) season of The Surreal Life would have a cast of C class celebrities that even he had heard of. However, looking down the list (Tawny Kitaen, Sherman Hemsley, Steven Harwell, C.C. DeVille, Alexis Arquette, Maven Huffman, and Andrea Lowell) it appears they have had to really pick at the bottom of the has-been barrel. In knowing who the bloody hell these people are, D only scored 3 out of 7 in this upcoming season's cast of this strangely addictive reality show. After finding the following images, D score rose to a still unimpressive (or impressive if you don't want to admit knowing these folks) 4 out of 7. Here's Andrew Lowell of The Surreal Life: Season 6...
Or perhaps one could say Nena-rrific when describing this model who probably just landed her most widely seen modeling gig by appearing in her own 2006 calendar. Nice way to debut yourself to the masses... here are some outtakes from said calendar.
We scoured the world for some Irish lasses for today, the eve of Saint Patrick's special day, and in the usual places like the potato farm, the shamrock garden, Boston, U2's dressing room, our own family tree and of course, the local pub. But alas, no Irish lass. Not a one. So instead, we found a trio of dames from Ireland's neighboring United Kingdom - who like any fine Irish lass you'll ever meet - sound funny when they speak. Keeley Hazell, Lucy Pinder, and Sophie Howard among a few others...
A visual gathering of the various kinds of Elisabettas that exist in the world, or more specifically, exist in Italy. We have the Canalis kind, a Gregoraci, one Melidoni and an anonymous version.
If it weren't for the influx of reality show cast members feeling the need to shed their clothes to further their 15 minutes of fame, the number of quasi-famous nude celebs on the internet would be cut by 90%. Our researchers are still looking into the accuracy of that stat but let's just say that's true because we said it. So here's a pair of former Big Brother (UK) contestant supplying the interweb with nudity.
Jessica Alba is reported to be considering suing Playboy because they put a publicity photo of hers on the cover of this month's issue without her permission. Legally, it looks like it all checks out because the studio had full rights to the now cover photo and so had every legal right to sell it to whomever. Ethically, it might have been a bit of a sly move to sell magazines considering Jessica was already asked and turned it down. However, it's only the 37 trillionth time a business deal had some sort of manipulation involved. From what one gathers from sound bites Jessica has made, she has an issue with sex and beauty being used to sell a product or a career. It's a respectable stance. It SHOULD be all about substance, in an ideal world. The reality is: does she not see that her popularity and success is (sadly) because of the way she looks? Sorry, but in the shallow industry of Hollywood, looks always beat out substance. Unless, the substance is of the Meryl Streep type and we have yet to see Jessica convince us that a dingo stole her baby. She should still strive for deep and meaningful roles that go beyond her looks, but at the same time, realize that her beauty and sex appeal allowed her to be in the position to make the choice to do so. Now, let's look at her beautiful bum...
Visually studying the art of covering one’s privates for the camera. Some use a hand and others may use both hands. While others may use a limb such as an arm or a leg to strategically cover the FCC hating parts of the body. In some instances, one will get creative and use a foreign object to obscure. This could be a scarf, a clam shell, a puppy dog or the fig leaf made famous by the Christians. Sometimes it’s as simple as contorting the body away from the camera just ever so slightly.
A visual report of celebrities out and about with their privates accidentally out and about.A visual report of celebrities out and about with their privates accidentally out and about we call "Oops!"
Only a handful of months ago, you could Google Hungarian model Zsuzsanna Ripli and find next to nothing, as in zero sites and nil information related to this beauty. Today, it is another story. She seems to be growing a bit of a presence or a buzz if you will, out in the world of nude modeling. Believe it, or not.
A visual study of the diverseness, diversity, multiplicity, multifariousness, multiformity, multiplicity, variousness, variety if you will, that exists among the world of celebrity ranging from film actresses to fashion models to b-movie actresses to athletes to musicians to tv personalities to people that just happen to get naked for a camera so as to be widely seen by folks such as yourself.
Sometimes the photography is interesting enough to out weigh the importance of the personality being photographed. Here are examples of such an occurrence happening...
Half-sister to Chynna Phillips and God Daughter of Andy Warhol seen here in 2005's "Havoc" in what is not her first nude scene seeing that she can also be seen nude in 2001's "Bully"
More specifically, the Southern hemisphere of Earth is where this former Big Brother 6 (Gran Hermano) contestant made her mark in mediocre celebridium. Maybe she'll rise to the status of celebrity where people will see her and "Oh yeah, her."
Excluding the lovely and talented British babe Dame Judi Dench and Michelle Williams (who appeared here last month,) here are all the actresses nominated for the lead and supporting roles in this year's Academy Awards in either their nominated performances or in other roles in film where "who they were wearing" was not a factor.
If best sex performance were a category at the Oscars, according to porn critics, these ladies will have been nominated at least a few times in their careers. Although, one wonders how much critical thinking really goes on when one watches porn to allow for a true criticism with any substance.
Or "Holly" McGuire as non-boy-man sidekicks would call her. Back when she was born, her name was actually pronounced Victoria Louise Valley. It's amazing how dialects can change in only 28 years. Toria has done many a modeling gig in her career and has looked up to her old idols for inspiration who include old cronies like Pam Anderson and Carmen Electra. Way to set your goals so high Holy!
Curvy Cuban born model Vida Guerra hit it big after sending in a photo to a popular men's magazine for their amateur contest. Since 2002, she has done what most men's magazine models do, appear in other men's magazines or appear in commercials and then of course, the pinnacle of any model's career, become an actress by landing such pivotal roles as "the hot girl" in a teen movie full of erotic debauchery like the upcoming "National Lampoon's Dorm Daze II" She also made an uncredited appearance on a couple episodes of the hilarious "Chappelle's Show" as guess what? A stripper of course.
Visually studying the art of covering one’s privates for the camera. Some use a hand and others may use both hands. While others may use a limb such as an arm or a leg to strategically cover the FCC hating parts of the body. In some instances, one will get creative and use a foreign object to obscure. This could be a scarf, a clam shell, a puppy dog or the fig leaf made famous by the Christians. Sometimes it’s as simple as contorting the body away from the camera just ever so slightly.
