September 2006 archives

Issue 2006.09.30 | Author : The D-Man

Mixed Up Variety

A foxy model; a model only known as Anna; a model widely known for being plastered across the interwebs; a singer slash songwriter; a French adult actress; another one of them there supermodels; oh look, another supermodel in some classic pics but of slightly different versions; an English actress; an English supermodel; a German actress; a slender supermodel; a perfectly sized supermodel; a Canadian who has unnatural sizes; another fashion model; a hot Latin actress showing some of her underneath; and finally, one more supermodel known to be married to one of the Durans in Duran Duran.
Hazellpalooza (Members Bonus)
England's IT model Keeley Hazell kontinues to show her kurves to the masses and we kontinue to report when those kurves show themselves on the online. This time we show you unkropped images from her 2007 kalendar. Including HQ images of Keeley dawning some sports paraphernalia with those aforementioned kurves...

Nudography, Jacqueline Bisset

Most familiar to me in the movie "The Deep". Actually, just about the only thing I remember is the seriously wet t'shirt. Better rent it again. Jacqueline Bisset here in multiple productions.
Nudography, Jaime King
Jaime King here in 'Sin City'

Nudography, Jamie Luner

Jamie Luner in 'Sacrifice' and 'Tryst'
Issue 2006.09.28 | Author : The D-Man

The Colombian Zeta Jones

South American actress Paola Rey will be in the Colombian TV version of Zorro where we are guessing she'll play the Catherine Zeta Jones part as opposed to the Antonio Banderas part. Although, Paola could pull it off seeing that she's almost as pretty as Antonio.
They're So Transparent
Another visual study on a particular posing practice photographers and or media publications and or publicists use to titillate audiences without forcing the model slash celebrity to bare all known to some as the see-thru shot. So for those who can spot a nipple under a piece of thin fabric, you win the prize of seeing a nipple.

Beach Bums (Members Bonus)

A look back at the beach fronts of the world that have been populated by famous fannies frolicking in the sun.
Nudography, Rachel Blanchard

Nudography, Rachel Laure

Rachel Laure in 'Art Heist'
Issue 2006.09.26 | Author : The D-Man

Ukrainians Love Their Pierogie

We pay tribute to the pierogie and cabbage roll lovers of the world by featuring little known Ukrainian model Diana Merinova who appears to have kept her pierogie consumption to a minimum.
Strategic Nudes
Visually studying the art of covering one’s privates for the camera. Some use a hand and others may use both hands. While others may use a limb such as an arm or a leg to strategically cover the FCC hating parts of the body. In some instances, one will get creative and use a foreign object to obscure. This could be a scarf, a clam shell, a puppy dog or the fig leaf made famous by the Christians. Sometimes it’s as simple as contorting the body away from the camera just ever so slightly.

The Paparazzed (Members Bonus)

A visual study of the various habitats, particular beaches, where one would find topless or skimpy attired famous people. Thanks to the bottom feeders of society, the species known as the paparazzo are there to document such habitats and their naked and infamous occupants.
Nudography, Raelyn Saalman
Raelyn Saalman in 'The Affair (1995)'

Nudography, Rachael Leigh-Cook

Rachael Leigh-Cook in 'The Big Empty (2003)'
Issue 2006.09.24 | Author : The D-Man

Ainett 2007

Venezuelan model Ainett Stephens seen here in her sophomore calendar along with some behind the scenes footage.
Kate Bosworth Shows Where Flesh Once Resided On Her Solar Plexus (Members Bonus)
Meanwhile, other celebrities show of their now famous flesh thanks to the gravitational pull of the Earth and/or the ability of light to pass through certain materials. It's thanks to "science" that we have the ability to entertain you with accidental celebrity nudity. Take that "intelligent design" lovers!

Nudography, Elizabeth Shue

Elizabeth Shue in 'The Trigger Effect'
Nudography, Elizabeth Perkins
Movies include Big, Moonlight and Valentino, He Said She Said, Miracle on 34th Street (1994). Here in 'I'm Loosing You'
Issue 2006.09.22 | Author : The D-Man

Two Armed Polish Model Will Not Fall Out Of Tree When You Wave At Her

Polish born model Anja Rubik narrowly dodged the misfortune of falling out the tree when a passerbyer waved to you her from below. This was due in part because she had two arms instead of one like the famed one armed Pole who fell to his death after being greeted by a simple wave of the hand. Another factor was that Anja was, in fact, not stupid as implied by the numerous stereotyped Polish jokes told by young school children and old men in suburbia.
The Week In Rearview
A visual retrospective of the rear perspective showing the week's past internet appearances of famous and semi-famous backsides, hams, buns, derrieres, keisters, hineys, sterns, asses, beams, fannies, behinds, hind ends, bottoms, poop shutes, breeches, rumps, poopers, duffs, seats, hunkers, bums, tails, butts, rear ends, cans, posteriors, cheeks, fundaments, arses, haunches, hinders, prats, rears, tail ends, tokuses, booties, the seat of one's pants...

Nudography Gretchen Mol

... in and starring as "The Notorious Bettie Page"
Nudography, Kate Rodger
Roles in Days Of Our Lives, General Hospital, Poison Ivy 2 and over 20 others plus appearances on Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Mad TV and more. Shown here in 'The Protector' and 'Poison Ivy 2'

Nudography, Kari Wuhrer

Kari Wuhrer, a former VJ for MTV, has been in dozens of flicks.(IMDb) Here are a some caps from 'Poison'
Nudography, Karina Lombard
Karina Lombard in 'Sargasso Sea' and an episode of 'The L Word'
Issue 2006.09.20 | Author : The D-Man

Swedish Model On The Lemb

Meanwhile, writer of celebrity drivel is told the term is actually "on the lam" and that his effort for making a play on words with supermodel Camilla Lemb's last name was, at best, pathetic. Mind you, this little editorial featuring Camilla is not...
Miscellaneous Variety (Members Bonus)
A British boobie model; the lady Dave Navarro cheated on proving what a knob he is; a French actress; a star of the upcoming "Ghost Rider" movie; an Italian hottie; a sex movie star; two more ex Page Threeers; an actress from TV's "The 4400"; another actress for whom we know nothing about; yet another hottie from Italy; a supermodel slash actress; a not so stupid pop-singer; an Aussie supermodel; finished off by a Brazilian born actress.

Nudography, Madchen Amick

Madchen Amick , movies include Stephen Kings Sleepwalkers, TV series includes Twin Peaks, The Practice. Seen here in 'Dream Lover (1994)'
Nudography, Maria Bello
Maria Bello in 'A History of Violence (2005)', The Sisters (2005) and 'Auto Focus (2002)'
Issue 2006.09.18 | Author : The D-Man

The Keeley Kalendar

With the fall season, comes new TV shows, revamped old shows, Oscar contending movies and of course, the new nudie calendars. Looks like 2007 will be another year of wall hanging time organizers full of young models most of which come from overseas. So here's one of the first to be found on the interweb featuring Brit mod Keeley Hazell which some how seems incomplete or has been cropped... we'll report it if or when an unaltered version hits the internets.
The Brits And Their Boobs (Members Bonus)
Anyone who masters the art of stereotyping would say that the British are known for their funny walks, silly accents, poor dentistry, bad cooking and their overuse of the word "brilliant." Another narrow minded view of the Brits may also be that they seem to like their models to be on the busty side. This view is of course based on the tabloid models that seem to become popular thanks to their brilliant bosom.


Nudography, Priscilla Barnes

Priscilla is probably best known for her role as Terri on the hit sitcom "Three's Company" from 1981 to 1984 & she's done some films before & after her stint on that show. In this gallery, you'll find vidcaps of her nude scenes from various movies like "Texas Detour", "Erotique", "Mallrats" & "The Crossing Guard" by such imaging artists as DAI, Elliffen Graphix & Graphic Response to name a few. There's also a lot of scans of Priscilla before she got famous that were featured in a popular men's magazine way back when. However, D would like to see these re-scanned by a high end scanner to update everyone's collection. Priscilla's original Weekly Gallery went online September 27th, 1998. Here in 'Devils Rejects' and 'Mallrats'
Nudography, Carolyn Lowery
Carolyn Lowery in 'Eden' and and episode of 'Dream On'
Issue 2006.09.16 | Author : The D-Man

Spain Sticks It To Skinny Models (Members Bonus)

Organizers of Spain's Fashion week want to promote a healthy image of women on their catwalks as opposed promoting the thin and emaciated looking models we've all come to adore and aspire to look like. So what now? Are we supposed to start eating healthy and learn to love ourselves just to follow this new anti-skinny trend? This new promotion of fashion models with healthy body weight to height ratios could spiral out of control. People keeping their meals down walking around with a layer of fat to the point you can't even see their ribs anymore and enjoying 3 whole meals a day? Is this what we want? Take a look at these fat Spanish celebrities and tell us that we're not doomed to die far beyond our years because we led healthy lives thanks to these chubby lovers in Spain.
Various Miscellany
The newer straight to DVD Daisy Duke; a French actress; an Emmy nominee, the 3rd best dressed celeb according to some meaningless poll; an actress who's been in every TV show ranging from CSI to Friends to Walker Texas Ranger to Full House; and finishing with an Australian bikini model turned Nikelodeon TV show host.

Nudography, Carla Gugino

Carla Gugino in 'Sin City'
Nudography, Carre Otis
Carre Otis in 'Wild Orchid',

Issue 2006.09.14 | Author : The D-Man

A Bush We Can All Get Behind

There are so many double double entendres in that headline that they're quadruple entendres – how many can you find? Anyhoo, Natalia Bush may only be known to some because of her pictures scattered across the internet while we're betting she's known better to a crowd of non-North American audiences. Perhaps, South American audiences?
Hot Chick Wins Science Fair With Her Giant Water Molecule Display
Kerstin Lechner won the local science fair for her stunning diagram of a giant water molecule which demonstrated what a hot naked chick would look like next to a clump of said water molecules. Of course, technically. she was faulted for showing water as a single molecule instead of 2 hydrogen molecules and one oxygen molecule. However, she managed to regain her point lead for her dead on accurate display of a hot naked chick - which indeed is the technical term for a nude attractive woman in the science community.

Oops, We Have No Lives (Members Bonus)

... and Lindsay Lohan has no underwear, again and yet again. And here we are obsessing over it. Well, we shouldn't feel so bad because Lindsay's lack of undies has even been discussed on The View this week – so even the mainstream media is obsessing. Wait, we're watching The View? It does appear we have no life. Seeing that we don't have a life to waste value minutes of, take a gander at more "accidental" celebrity nudity...
Nudography, Gabriella Hall (Members Bonus)
Gabriella Hall's B-Movies shown here include 'The Exotic Time Machine (1997), 'Illicit Lovers (2000)', 'Scandal: Lawful Entry (2000)', 'Alien Files (1999)', 'Lolida 2000', 'The Seductress (2000) AKA Summer Temptations', 'Beverly Hills Bordello (1998-) series', 'Emmanuelle 2000: Emmanuelle in Paradise (2000)', 'Full Body Massage (1995)' and 'The Ultimate Attraction'

Nudography, Georgina Chapman

Georgina Chapman in 'Unleashed' AKA 'Danny the Dog (2005)'
Nudography, Geraldine Moffatt
Geraldine Moffatt in 'Get Carter (1971)'
Issue 2006.09.12 | Author : The D-Man

Lil Kim Is A Lil Crazy

Surprisingly, this little pint sized hip hopper wasn't thrown in jail for assaulting the fashion police with her whack-job outfits. Meow... that sounds so bitchy.
Finally, An Iglesias That Doesn't Sing
Hopefully, Triana Iglesias will not be like others who share her last name that pick up a mic to sing just because their father does. Although, these days, it seems anyone who is able breath out of their mouth can manage to poop out a platinum selling album. For now, Triana remains a model and only a model. Yay for one dimensional!

Merry Titmuss (Members Bonus)

The D-Man prefers to celebrate Assmas but he respects all the various faith based holidays including Britain's celebration of Titmuss. I suppose poor Abi was destined to become a busty model with a name like that and sure enough, she has.
Nudography, Patricia Arquette
Patricia Arquette in 'Four Sided Triangle (1990) and 'The Lost Highway'

Nudography, P.J. Soles

P.J. Soles in 'Stripes'
Nudography, Pamela-Sue Martin
Pamela-Sue Martin in 'The Lady In Red'

Nudography, Parker Posey

Parker Posey in 'The Anniversary Party', 'Sleep With Me', 'Pretty Girl' and 'Magic Maggie'
Nudography, Patsy Kensit
Born 1968 in UK. Movie career started with a small role in The Great Gatsby (1974), includes Lethal Weapon 2 (1989) and many TV movies. Was singer in pop band Eighth Wonder (only top 40 hit: I'm not scared), sang in Lethal Weapon 2 and Absolute Beginners (1986). After marriages to members of Big Audio Dynamite and Simple Minds, now married to Liam gallagher of the band Oasis. Became a mother in 1999, but still has new movies coming out (2000). Seen here in 'Prince Of Darkness'
Issue 2006.09.10 | Author : The D-Man

More of Your Favourite Polish Chicagoan

A Polish Chicagoan may sound like a famous local sandwich from the Windy City, but no. We are referring to Polish born Chicago raised model Joanna Krupa. She has appeared on numerous magazine covers in the last couple of years and even IN some magazines as well. Here's a visual sampling of her latest plus some reduxes...
Sheer Madness
Another visual study on a particular posing practice photographers and or media publications and or publicists use to titillate audiences without forcing the model slash celebrity to bare all known to some as the see-thru shot. So for those who can spot a nipple under a piece of thin fabric, you win the prize of seeing a nipple.

Oops, We've Been Sucked In (Members Bonus)

It appears we've been sucked into caring about famous for being famous people's few square inches of flesh and whether those square inches accidentally come into view of the cameras. It also seems that we've been suckered into the debate of whether Lindsay Lohan doesn't wear panties or if some Photoshop geek instead painted in her bare square inches to make her appear even more starved for attention than she is. Why do spend time on this shit? Where does one seek help?
Nudography, Alice Krige
Alice Krige in 'Ghost Story' and 'King David'

Nudography, Alex Kingston

Cast member of TV's ER seen here in 1998's Croupier, 2000's Essex Boys, and 1996's The Fortunes and Misfortunes of Moll Flanders
Nudography, Alexis Dziena
Alexis Dziena in 'Broken Flowers'

Nudography, Alexandra Paul

Best known in Baywatch TV series as Stephanie Holden 1992-6, also in the Baywatch Forbidden Paradise movie; least buxom of the Baywatch babes. Acting in movies since she was 16, she's actually done quite a few topless scenes, and at least one full frontal nude scene. Born 1963, 5'10"
Nudography, Aylar Dianati-Lie
Aylar Dianati-Lie in 'Breakin'
Issue 2006.09.08 | Author : The D-Man

Kate Moss Still a Supermodel

Unlike most "it" models of the past who have gone extinct, Kate Moss has managed to span out her modeling career over two decades. She had a minor little blip when she was caught doing the coke on camera but that stupid controversy managed to just blow away - which it should have - and she's gone back to getting gigs as a supermodel – which she still is.
Strategically Not Quite Naked But Yet Still Naked
Visually studying the art of covering one’s privates for the camera. Some use a hand and others may use both hands. While others may use a limb such as an arm or a leg to strategically cover the FCC hating parts of the body. In some instances, one will get creative and use a foreign object to obscure. This could be a scarf, a clam shell, a puppy dog or the fig leaf made famous by the Christians. Sometimes it’s as simple as contorting the body away from the camera just ever so slightly.

The Odds n Ends of Keeley (Members Bonus)

This Brit body model has been flooding the media with her curves a lot in the past year. Seeing that a model's career is so short and the masses are so fickle, Keeley's agents are probably trying to get as much out her as possible, and quick. Here you'll find the odds and some ends of images either not seen here before or are alt versions of previously seen stuff.
Nudography Paz Vega
Spanish actress brought to North American's attention for her role in Spanglish seen here in 2001's Sex and Lucia.

Nudography, Under The Y

As the title says some caps of ladies 'under the y'
Issue 2006.09.06 | Author : The D-Man

Holly Valance

Aussie actress who started out as a regular cast members of that country slash continent's long running TV show "Neighbours" and had a little pop singer career too. She has since gone on to the ole U S of A to be in shows like "Entourage", "CSI: Miami", CSI: NY" and "Prison Break".
Names Shmames
Sometimes the photography is interesting enough to out weigh the importance of the personality being photographed. These are fine examples of such an occurrence happening...

3 Degrees of Variousness (Members Bonus)

Bianca the Brazilian actress, Marta the offspring of Spanish actor Miguel Gila and Patricia the girl.
Nudography, Nicole Kidman
American (Hawaii, brought up in Australia) Nicole Kidman in various roles.

Nudography, Nikki Cox

Nikki Cox, stragegically nude in the tub.
Issue 2006.09.04 | Author : The D-Man

Hello Love

Ah, the British, with their tabloid girlie, Big Brother, Coronation Street loving ways.
Good Bye Sun, Hello Moon (Members Bonus)
With summer zipping by like something that really zips by, we look back at the celebrity backsides that our great sun shone on this past summer(s) seeing that the days are starting to grow shorter even as this little piece of writing is being writed and proper grammar is getting thrown out the window.

Nudography, Natasha Henstridge

Natasha Henstridge in numerous fims.
Nudography, Neve Campbell
Neve Campbell in 'When Will I Be Loved'
Issue 2006.09.02 | Author : The D-Man

Triple Threat Fashion Model Is Hot, Pretty and Hot

Barbara Stoyanoff has decided to use her three talents of hotness, prettiness and hotness to propel her career to new heights. Those heights are so high that she's appearing on this site. A lofty position indeed.
A Lady of Porn, A Girl of the World and Sirens of the Sea (Members Bonus)
Tera Patrick has been known for doing the simple task of getting guys (and gals) off but she also has a knack for being a legitimate model when she wants to be. Meanwhile, it looks like Raphaela may not be a veteran in the business of parading her prettiness in pictures but she also has that knack. As for the rest of the models, in this schizophrenic gathering of ladies, they appear to be born with that modeling knack which makes top photographers salivate... in that non-creepy way.

Nudography, Nancy Allen

Nancy Allen in 'Carrie'
Nudography, Natahlie Sesena
Natahlie Sesena in 'Airbag'

Nudography, Natascha McElhone

Natascha McElhone in 'Surviving Picasso'
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