WWE’s Candice Michelle could kick your ass if punching the air in dramatic fashion just in front of your face actually hurt. She can swing a mean fake punch but what if you actually faced her in the real world? Could you hold your own? Are you secure enough with your manhood to accept that a woman could take you down? Or are you in to that sort of thing? Is this getting too personal?
A fine mix of fresh green models along with classically aged models full of flavour all with little to no dressing. Plus, a former athlete turned actress playing supermodel for a day by posing for Elle.
Ice T’s curvier half Nicole “Coco” Austin is the perfect person to be given a plastic sheen to further emphasize her cartoon-like features. She almost resembles one those “Real Dolls” lonely guys buy to replace their left hands. A non-typical looking model but one any creative photographer would probably like to crack at.
Pussycat Doll front woman Nicole Scherzinger may be a cog in the female pop group machine full of generically talented bimbettes who naively think they are empowering little girls with their sexed up stage shows and songs about how hot they are but let’s face it, Nicole IS hot. Some of us around can’t stand what she represents in the music industry but it’s nice to see a more exotic beauty among a long line of the same. Surprisingly, Nicole has dodged the paparazzi for the most part despite her type of celebrity usually thrives on the little buggers. However, she’s been recently snapped frolicking in the ocean. Here are some very high quality shots showing that her skin is nearly as flawless as her videos portray.
Brazilian model Roberta Murgo of Brazil is from Brazil... See? This is how stupid guys can sound when in the presence of a beautiful woman. In fact, so stupid that we actually think we’re in their presence when in reality their a million miles away. God, we’re stupid.
Actresses who can or have been seen on the squawk box such as Joy from “My Name Is Earl”, Octavia from “Rome”, Nikki from “Lost” (she was the castaway that died from the spider bites and was buried alive), Lara from Australia’s “Torvill & Dean's Dancing on Ice”, Marta from “Arrested Development”, host of “Celebrity Drive-By” among other shows, Jenny from “The Black Donnellys”, Atia from “Rome”, Elena from “Without a Trace”, Number Six from “Battlestar Galactica”, and finally, Canadian born wrestler who has been seen on the boob tube via the WWF/WWE.
A former Wild On! host whose first ever nude appearance was on BlueNudes.com; a WWE dive wearing even less than she normally does; a stunning Oscar winning actress; an Italian actress; a UK glamour model; a fitness model; a bunch of internationally known ladies and then finished off with a former bunnymate from Sweden.
Pirates star (newest Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End) Keira Knightley nude in 'Domino (2005)' and a couple of, well, nice pics of her. Born in the South London suburb of Richmond on March 26th 1985, Keira who it seems is dyslexic, has been lead actress in plenty of top films. Check out IMDbfor more and some biography information.
Again, with the Argentineans and again with a Big Brother housemate posing with little to no clothing. What’s unique with this one? Well, she helps to add to our short list of X’s in the database for one thing...
Another visual study on a particular posing practice photographers and or media publications and or publicists use to titillate audiences without forcing the model slash celebrity to bare all known to some as the see-thru shot. So for those who can spot a nipple under a piece of thin fabric, you win the prize of seeing a nipple.
Quite a list of shows such as Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Jeffersons, Mike Hammer, A Team, Whos The Boss, Night Court, even an appearance in Scarface and Sharon in the first episode of Threes Company, Lana Clarkson in 'Barbarian Queen II: The Empress Strikes Back (1989)' and 'Vice Girls (2000)'.
It appears that there has been an influx of cuties from Argentina lately. So to report the trends: we first have actress Monica Ayos who is known for being on a TV show called “Sos mi vida” while Luli Fernandez has been described as the new Pampita. However, we can’t say there was anything wrong with the original but to have 2 Pampitas running around sounds like a fine idea. Lastly, Silvina Luna was on that country’s Big Brother show and turned to modeling funny enough. Although, what is surprising is that she also considers herself a bit of a comedian. Having a hard time picturing that...
High Def a Curse or a Blessing For Celebs (Members Bonus)
With high definition TV and now these high quality (HQ) images of celebrities on the ‘net, there’s almost nothing these celebrities can hide. It’s crazy to think that 10 years ago, us old folks (born before 1980) had to browse the internet on our 800x600 screens of resolution where recognizing a nipple from a freckle was nearly impossible at times. (What a sad story.) Now, these images can be as large as 5000 pixels across and spotting a sweat gland hole on a nipple can be done from 10 feet away. Here are some very high rez celebrity photos for those into sweat gland holes.
A lovely Italian; a wet former Big Brother housemate; another lady from Italy who some would say is also lovely; a seriously built body model; an actress from CSI (the original); a French beauty of the classic kind; and the Cuban model who more than likely has curvy and at least one word for bum in her resume.
French adult actress Clara Morgane shows us (in entirety) the various methods and positions of the ancient dance of sexy time known as Kama Sutra. This is almost like the modern day “Joy of Sex” book but a lot sexier and with a lot less hair.
Girls of The L Word. Caps from the show and other films the actresses have done. Alexandra Hedison, Erin Daniels, Jade Robertson, Janina Gavankar, Jennifer Beals, Katherine Moennig, Kristanna Loken, Laurel Holloman, Lauren-Lee Smith, Leisha Hailey, Marlee Matlin, Mia Kirshner, Rachel Shelley.
That would be pronounced “buggah” by these English pinups if you were actually in their presence rather than looking at them on the internets. Good chance that a whole lot of you would be told to “buggah off” by any one of these ladies too. Sorry, we just dissed you without having even met you. You’re probably a nice guy and any one of these ladies would love to have a conversation with you. Silly us and our preconceptions.
Argentine model Rocio Guirao Diaz is not ridiculous in the same sense that say, a Lindsay Lohan or a Paris Hilton is. To the The D-Man, those women are ridiculous in behavior and in so many other ways. However, LOOKING at Rocio, one can’t help but shake their head and utter “ridiculous” in the same way one would say it when referring to the Mona Lisa or The Grand Canyon or the.... (insert a better piece of art or natural wonder that’s not as cliché as the Mona Lisa or The Grand Canyon so you can appear more cultured and worldly than the average Joe.)
Elizabeth Barondes [Not of This Earth (1995), Full Body Massage (1995) (TV)], Elizabeth Berkeley [Showgirls (1995)], Elizabeth Kaitan [Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 (1987)], Mary Elizabeth Mastrantono [January Man (1989)], Elizabeth McGovern [Once Upon a Time in America (1984), Racing with the Moon (1984)], Elizabeth Mitchell [Gia (1998), The Beast (2001)] and Ms Bewitched Elizabeth Montgomery in something.
We say, “Whatever.” Call these fashion models who have that mutant beauty gene whatever you like just don’t call them for dinner because they’ll waste it driving the porcelain bus. Actually, these ladies don’t really appear to fit that stereotype... particularly, newcomer Catrinel Menghia from Romania. Wow.
Seems no man is immune to making that unconscious glance at a full bouquet of breast on display. Even fellow ladies can’t help but take a gander when faced with such an obvious sign for attention. Of course, the etiquette is to make that glance quick. No lingering. Especially when attempting a conversation. Otherwise, you’re considered a disrespectful perv. Seems unfair at times to test a man that way. They often fail. Perhaps, men should turn the game around and start displaying some sack fold to see if the ladies could resist such an irresistible sight. I imagine just a lot of pointing and laughing and perhaps, a lawsuit or two.
Anna Semenovich is a model pop-singer hybrid who, we’re sure you’ve guessed already from her name, is from Russia. Karina Jelinek is one of many curvy models who come from Argentina while Naike Rivelli is a German born but non-German speaking fashion model turned actress and daughter of Italian actress Ornella Muti.
We feature these ladies not because they are stunning (only a few them are) but because we are stunned that they are famous enough to garner any mass appeal. We are also stunned that they still call it reality TV when there is nothing real about these shows. We will now stun ourselves by actually telling you what these ladies are known for even though it doesn’t matter one bit. First, Aisleyne was a contestant on Big Brother UK (2006) who’s now making many appearances wearing various amounts of no clothing. Second is Hulk Hogan’s daughter and participant of their little family “reality” show, Brooke, who’s probably giving poor old post-roided Dad an embolism for her scantily clad performances like this one. Thirdly, is another Big Brother housemate but from the 2007 Aussie version, Emma. She apparently got a part of her anatomy (guess which one(s)) altered 6 months before the show for her post-15-minutes-of-fame modeling career. Then we have everyone’s favourite “Girl Next Door” who makes Jessica Simpson look like a Brain Surgeon, Kendra. Lastly, both Krystal and Michelle are former Big Brother housemates as well (Aussie’s 2006 and UK’s 2004 versions respectively) who appear to have also planned ahead for their careers after their shows and got something changed. Wow, these chicks are so real.
If 2006 is old, then this is calendar old but surprisingly rarely seen. In fact, we just found it in its complete form recently. Either we’re really getting bad at finding things these days or for some odd reason, this Italian beauty isn’t that popular which seems highly unlikely. Here’s her 2006 calendar and some odds and ends. We only feature 2 photos from her 2007 calendar because that’s all we deemed worthy. It was a rather boring clothed calendar...
Seems no man is immune to making that unconscious glance at a full bouquet of breast on display. Even fellow ladies can’t help but take a gander when faced with such an obvious sign for attention. Of course, the etiquette is to make that glance quick. No lingering. Especially when attempting a conversation. Otherwise, you’re considered a disrespectful perv. Seems unfair at times to test a man that way. They often fail. Perhaps, men should turn the game around and start displaying some sack fold to see if the ladies could resist such an irresistible sight. I imagine just a lot of pointing and laughing and perhaps, a lawsuit or two.
It’s getting hard to find new ways to describe these pinup models from the UK because none of them have prolific enough careers to really say anything interesting and their personal lives, at least the parts they talk about in public, are all about how much they love their bodies and how blokes go gaga over them. As mentally stimulating as those things are, the stories end up sounding the same for each of these models. Of course, this is only news to the ones who actually read the silly articles that often accompany these photo spreads. In fact, who’s actually reading this drivel talking about other people’s drivel and not just clicking the photo link for the goodies? I know I stopped reading at “Cookes”...
Gravity Sued For Being The Bitch Responsible For Over A 1000 Celebrity Oops (Members Bonus)
The following is a visual report of the evidence in question against Gravity (the defendant) for allegedly being responsible for pulling the attire off of a number of famous people in various locations across the globe. Thus, exposing their alleged privates and other bits of the body deemed somewhat naughty. God is also lined up to appear in court for creating those parts of privacy which seem to have been causing all the turmoil since the days of Adam and Eve. As reported in the longest running tabloid, The Bible.
In an odd story (told to us by the surprisingly useful invention known as Wikipedia) we learned that Mary Boquitas - who caught our attention for being, well, naked and pretty - was actually once accused of murder among other rather unpleasant charges. She was cleared of all charges in 2004 but it still kind of sounds "up in the air" according to Wikipedia. "Why the heck are we featuring her then?" you ask. Well, she was once part of a Mexican girl band in the 80s known as "Boquitas Pintadas" whose only other member who we have heard of was a lady named Gloria Trevi (who’s been featured her before – many many years ago.) So that makes her a "celebrity" in our books and well, she’s also infamous in Mexico for being part of one strange-ass alleged mystery crime and like the headline reads, she’s not so bad looking either.
Perhaps highlighted by two very naked ladies who are very barely famous for being a Big Brother UK contestant (Aisleyne Horgan) and a British pinup model (Anna Taverner) this is a mix match collection of celebrities caught by those pesky paparazzi. The two aforementioned Z class celebs are only considered highlights because they are the most naked of the bunch. Wow, these are sad days when being a certain amount of naked is what makes the highlight reel. Man, we’re just like the tabloid media we actually despise. Oh, the hypocrisy of it all.
Again, model slash actress Carmen Electra refuses to never not be good looking. True, one might think that she may be ugly under all that make-up when she over does it with the face paint, which she tends to do on occasion. However, she’ll often go without the girl goop and believe it or not, she looks even more not ugly. This latest photo spread of hers is a tad overdone with the retouch and make-up but Carmen remains ugly free.
Dutch model who’s one of a number fashion models these days who makes you have that little debate in your head, “Is she pretty good looking or pretty weird looking?” We’ll give the benefit of the doubt and say she’s pretty and that it’s the creative directors and/or make-up artists who decided to get all artistic on us and make Lara a bit odd looking.
Fergie Finds New Way to Take Attention Away From Her Face (Members Bonus)
Unlike in Fergie’s videos, she can’t use any magical technology to smooth out her rather old-ish looking face when she makes live appearances. Instead, she must rely on her body to distract any on-looking eyes away from her face to her humps. her humps, her lovely lady lumps. (Editorial note: that’s one of the most annoying and unhelpful songs out there right now and that’s amongst a lot of crap already inundating us.) At a recent Grammy party, she opted to go with an extremely short see-thru mini-skirt (actually, just a long shirt) to cover a tiny black thong. Like any good magician, she’s managed to master her own slight-of-hand trick by turning it into the slight-of-ass trick. Staying with that topic, let’s see who else is using sheer clothing to distract the masses...
Argentinean model and actress Pamela David was the voice for the title character in the animated TV series' Latin dubbed version of "Stripperella" originated by another Pamela, the Anderson version. She also joined by fellow Argentine Silvina Luna...
The British Guide to the Female Breast (Members Bonus)
If you travel to Britain and wish to blend in with the culture and you just so happen to fancy yourself one of those chaps who can’t help himself but verbalize to your mates every time you notice a woman’s breasts, then you might want to familiarize yourself with the following terms. Try mixing it up a bit so you can appear more like an educated lecherous creep rather than just a lecherous creep. We’ve also included some well known British models to help the brain visualize as you learn: baps, bristols, bubbies, threepenny bits, thrups, top bollocks, charlies, cheps. dead heat in a Zeppelin race, diddies, dirty pillows, dugs, fun-bags, gazungas, headlamps, jubblies, jugs, knockers, lils, lungs, melons, milkers, norks, pair, paps, puppies, rack, and zeppelins. If you’ve run out of terms, try using this American term, coined by the great poet Stewie Griffin, sweater cows.
Nadine Velazquez probably has the least amount of scenes of all the regular cast members on “My Name Is Earl” but she’s definitely the sexiest of the bunch and that’s saying a lot for a show that also has that little sex pot Jason Lee. Or is it Jaime Pressly? I always get those two mixed up.
She’s not only known for being a busty model in her home country of Poland but also for for being a pop singer. We’re going to go out on a limb without having heard her music and say we probably wouldn’t like. Are we quick to judge? Yes. Yes, we are.
A Polish Chicagoan may sound like a famous local sandwich from the Windy City, but no. We are referring to Polish born Chicago raised model Joanna Krupa. She has appeared on numerous magazine covers in the last couple of years and even IN some magazines as well. Here's are a number of pictures from her earlier modeling career (the ones where she looks the tackiest) as well as more recent ones...
British actress Lysette Anthony who has appeared in over 60 films here in numerous one such as 'The Hour of the Pig (1993) ... aka The Advocate', 'Save Me (1993)' ...
