A visual study of a number of lovely ladies who have appeared nude or close to it within the past uh, century who have yet to have their BoB Nudographies filled in with these pictures.
There probably isn’t a photographer out there who wouldn’t take the opportunity to shoot Keeley Hazell. She’s the kind of model that doesn’t come around very often and a whole range of photographers with different shooting styles should be ordered to shoot her in their unique ways. Because frankly, we’re getting a little tired of the gents mag style of photography. Here’s a black and white set of Keeley that’s a little bit beyond the norm for her but nothing ground breaking either...
These are some of the ladies currently on that square box that runs our lives. They are
Adrianne Palicki (Friday Night Lights), Ally Walker (Tell Me You Love Me), Erica Durance (Smallville), Eva Longoria (Desperate Housewives), Jaime Murray (Dexter), Jennifer Sky (CSI: Miami), Kristen Bell (Heroes), Mary-Louise Parker (Weeeeeeds), Nadine Velazquez (My Name Is Earl), Rebecca Romijn (Ugly Betty) and Sarah Shah (Life).
Carmen Electra HD As She Should Be (Members Bonus)
One of the few celebrities who’s beauty actually holds up to the new fangled contraption known as HD is Carmen Electra. Ok, so a lot of these extremely high-res images have been touched-up a tiny bit but if you have seen the number of high-res paparazzi shots of Carmen (such as these ones from the 2000 MTV Spring Break debauch) you can see she doesn’t need any Photoshop. Dave Navarro is a tool.
Television has probably never been this good. That is if we ignore all the multitudes of crap out there and there’s always been a ton of junk on TV but I’m not sure there has been this many good quality shows at any one time like there has been in the last 5 years or so. This is in large part thanks to cable channels like HBO, Showtime and FX who put out shows that are a little more honest with their portrayals of life because they don’t have to always be worrying about the anally plugged censor police who cater to the minority. Ok, maybe some of the plots are a bit crazy but at least you can believe the people put in those situations. I mean, when we see David Duchovny having a 3-way with that bald guy from Sex and the City, they seem to act like a normal person would if they were in a 3-way from past iconic TV shows. Anyway, here’s a collection of the many racy sex scenes from TV’s, yes TV’s Californication which is a series we have yet to catch up on. Looks good, noh? Alison MeiLan, Amy Price-Francis, Camille Langfield, Camille Langford, Camille Lang, Laura Niles, Madeline Zima, Michele Nordin, Michelle Nordin, Pamela Adlon, Paula Marshall, Rachel Miner.
Saudi Arabian actress and Desperate Housewives Melora Walters in Cold Mountain (2003), Speaking of Sex (2001), Desert Saints (2000), Los Locos (1997) and Twenty Bucks (1993).
For all of those who are doing whatever it takes to get into Heaven are silly. Silly because the truth is all the interesting people, good music and beautiful and sexually liberated women will be in Hell. Or maybe like the cool sounding rock tunes, Kitty Lea is just another one of Satan’s tools made to seduce us into thinking such blasphemy. Well, still sounds more interesting than sitting on a cloud all playing a damn harp.
Here we go with another collection of Lucy Pinder images in which we, once again, get to see her full bosom. This was once a rarity for Lucy fans but now it’s happening with every arrival of the daily newspaper. Sounds like we’re getting bored but we’re not. We just don’t know what to say each time new pictures of Lucy Pinder hit the interweb...
To continue with the Brit pinup theme, here’s another one of those group of models who are generally known to pose in rather innocent looking photos. Lucy Pinder was once so coy, people started to believe she was born without nipples. However, Natasha Marley appears a little less shy to say the least. It’s rare that we go this explicit on this publication being the prudes we are but sometimes we just have to report the facts... and here are Natasha’s...
This is the moment words of wit are unable to be conjured because a girl this pretty makes the funniest and smartest people dull and stupid within an instant. The ones who maintain any of their hilarity and smarts while in the presence of a woman like Deborah Salvaggio will be an inch closer to nabbing a lady like this. However, only an inch closer to someone a millions miles within reach. At least that’s what my Mom keeps telling me.
Now here’s an interesting spectrum of supermodels. First, you have your ever-so-lovely Heidi Klum who, despite her funny accent, seems like a genuinely nice and down to Earth woman. Then you have your Naomi Campbell who aesthetically is a fine example of a human being. Emotionally? Not so much. She’s a bit of a drama queen or more accurately, someone who never had to grow up. She has, however, maintained a strong career and continues to do edgy editorials that really strengthen her portfolio as seen here. Then lastly, you have Brit Sophie Anderton. She’s not so much a “super” model but she has posed for pictures in various dress and undress for money. Speaking of doing things for money. Sophie has recently been outted for being a prostitute. Yes. She has sex for money. Strange. Here she is in some stills of what is said to be from a night where she was taped doing the ole soliciting for money shtick. There’s also a set of photos here which reminds me of a great Seinfeld episode (which funny enough was just on this week) in which Jerry has a girlfriend who demonstrates that not everything done naked is eye pleasing. As you’ll see here, Sophie takes a near tumble on the runway and muscles and tissue you thought didn’t exist appear as she tenses up to stabilize herself. So tripping is one of those not-good-naked times.
So the big annual Victoria’s Secret runway show was last week which is the one everyone gears up for, seeing that it features all of our favourite VS models displaying their beautiful flesh. However, it seems to me that so many of these VS models are now of the superstar stature that by the time they make it to this high profile fashion show, they demand that they don’t have to show off any of the, for lack of a better terms, goods. So what ends up happening is they smother the lingerie under a bunch of props consisting of lavish capes and giant wings and other various ginormous sequenced appendages that no one in their right mind would wear to bed unless they wanted to turn on their partner by impaling them which sounds sexy but only if done right. So lose the garish cover-ups VS and get back to showing underwear on these girls that’s small enough to make it a little easier to secretly sneak out of a women’s top drawer for a quick sniff. Oh my Lord, I can’t believe I went there. This classiness of this site is clearly sinking. (Featuring some highlights from the 20007 Victoria’s Secret runway Show and from other shows featuring those catwalking creatures.)
The participants of these soulless shows are Big Brother UK’s Aisleyne Horgan and Amy Alexandra, Flavor of Love’s Bootz, BB UK’s Chanelle Hayes, Emily Parr and Emma Greenwood; Castaway’s Erica Hurst, I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here’s Gemma Atkinson, Gemma Gough and Gemma Hiles of I don’t know what, BB UK’s Grace Adams, Hayley Parsons of something, BB UK’s Imogen Thomas, BB Australia’s yummy Krystal Forscutt, Lianne Dauban, Linni Meister, London-Deelishis Charles, Louise Porter, Michelle Bass, Natalie Pike, Peta Todd, Sammy Braddy, Sam Heuston, Shot of Love with Tila Tequila and Tonya Cooley.
It’s interesting how a publication full of naked women is called Nuts. You may as well call it Balls. Ok, so the title probably refers how they “nuts” about the girls but that logic ruins my little joke. Here is their 2008 calendar (of just recycled pictures really) full of those Brit pinups who everyone are just balls about.
More ladies with consonants crammed into their names for probable geographic reasons. Featuring Eva Wyrwal, Greece’s Evelina Kazatzoglou, Poland’s Izabella Lukomska, Serbia’s Ksenija Pajcin and Argentina’s Priscila Crivocapich.
We start with Spain’s Carolina Maqueda and then pass on to one of our favourite American countries Argentina to see Emilia Attias while we jaunt back to Spain to see Hannah Alvarez and then we whisk ourselves next door over to Portugal to visit Joana Freitas and then give ourselves whiplash and go back to Argentina to see Maria Susini and then finally after much jetlag, we end up in Italy to settle down with Martina Stella.
Seren Gibson Needs To Show Up Monthly In 2008 Naked
Brit Seren Gibson has some back story (that we barely skimmed) about being a student and all of sudden hitting it big because she got naked in front of a camera. What an epic story. Hardly epic but she IS a bit of cutie at least worthy of calendar for the coming year. There might be one coming out (we don’t know) but if not this year, 2009 must be the year she will give us some monthly nakedness.
Jennipher Rodriguez Takes A Common Name and Jazzes It Up With a PH
Jennipher Rodriguez Takes A Common Name and Jazzes It Up With a PH
By the time this century is over, everyone is going to have a common name from today but misspelled, like Jennipher, or they’ll have a completely made up name because their parents were “hip.” Or be so hip they will have non-proper nouns for names like Apple or Pilot Inspektor. Again with the hip, yet incorrect spelling. However, since Jennipher Rodriguez may have an out because she is, how do you say, from another country. Those types have a different spelling for everything.
A gathering of behind the scenes scenes including the rematerialization of supermodel Claudia Schiffer after David Copperfield seemed to make her disappear (here she is in sheer); the making of Dana Ferrara’s 2008 calendar; a true scene from behind of Elizabeth Hurley; the big bottomed one, Jennifer Lopez; supermodel Karolina Kurkova, the making of Katrin Vitrova’s oh-eight calendar which is actually more interesting and artistic than her actual calendar; the making of Natalia Bush’s upcoming calendar amongst others.
Mariel Hemingway who got 'enhanced' for Star 80 (1983) as murdered bunny Dorothy Stratten which boosted not only her chest but her career as well. Here in Tales from the Crypt, Loved to Death (1991) TV Episode
Two Thousand Eight Calendar Fodder (Members Bonus)
A collection of full and bits and pieces of more 2008 calendars feauring women we only heard of because they have a 2008 calendar. (Featuring Cheri, Dana Ferrara, Katrin Vitrova, Larisa Romanova, Lilla Nigro, Melita Toniolo, Reda Lapaite (bigger scans) and Silvia Rocca.
She’s the beautiful eye candy in the upcoming movie “Hitman”. The D-Man’s known this rather lovely lady from her modeling days when she did some great nude pictorials (found in her section of the archives.) So it’d be nice to see if she can make the transition from a pretty face a serious actor. I have my doubts she’ll get accolades for her acting but at least we can expect to see more of her in the future as an actress seeing that a model’s career is way too damn short. Here she is some other films including one called L’ Blah Blah Oiu Oui Somethin which is French for “The Ring Finer”...
Christina has done a number of movies and TV series in that little know country which has little to no significance in 20th century history... or I am I thinking of a different country?
Luca Cattoretti Is Not A Model With Chameleon-Like Abilities
Who’s an idiot? The D-Man is sometimes. He was looking through a gathering of pictures labeled Luca Cattoretti who he in turn believed was the name of one model. D saw that this model had tried both the blond and brunette looks and was amazed at how vastly different she looked with just some hair dye. “Wow, Luca is the Gary Oldman of international models.” He thought. But no. Luca Cattoretti is the photographer. Not the models, plural, in these photos. However, it’s the brunette in this gathering that first caught D’s eye and until he finds out who she really is, she will for now remain Luca in his retarded mind.
Brazilian models Denise Moretto and Janine Neves are indeed two different women but they could easily be the pre and post plastic surgery photos of the same person you’d see on any late night infomercial. Is it just D or does Janine not look exactly like Denise but with awful lip injections with an abnormally firm faux chest and of course, tan lines? Just an observation.
International Site Seeing The Southern Hemispheres (Members Bonus)
For those who enjoy the Southern region, you may want to take in what the countries below the equator have to offer in terms of celebrity-ish models. They are Adabel Guerrero, Belen Lavallen, Cinthia Fernandez, Claudia Albertario, Dallys Ferreira, Estefania Iracet, Evangelina Anderson, Florencia Tesouro, Florencia Tesour, Griselda Sanchez, Ingrid Grudke, Jessica Cirio, Julieta Prandi, Luciana Salazar, Mariana DeMelo, Marina Mancini, Nicole Neumann, Pabla Thomen, Rocio Guirao-Diaz, Silvina Scheffler, Valeria Degenaro, Vanina Escudero, Victoria Vanucci, Wanda Nara, Yanina Gonzalez and Zahyra Amat.
The D-Man Is As Stupid As Jaime Murray Is Good Looking
Ok, so The D-Man’s research suaveness is rather questionable. Turns out Jaime Murray is NOT the daughter of Bill Murray but is in fact the daughter of Billy Murray. The difference is in the Y. Perhaps, as D mentioned last time, maybe Billy is also as funny as his Jaime is hot. Just not as funny as Bill. Now does that make Jaime any less hot? Hardly, but see for yourself in yet even more nude scenes from this season’s Dexter.
The Undergroud. Ooooooh. Where the mainstream goes to die. Or is it the other way around? Depends on your point of view. Many would argue going mainstream kills your soul. I like to think you can jump back and forth between the two whenever it suits you. Like how George Clooney can make a wad of cash doing the Ocean’s movie and then go off and do little masterpieces like Michael Clayton. Apparently that’s kind of what American supermodel Susan Eldridge does. She’ll do the edgy underground magazines (for the soul) and then do the mainstream modeling gigs (for the pocket book.) Now I must get back to reading some Chomsky while listening to the cool stylings of Nickleback. Balance. Nickleback, yeah right. Promise me to shove a sharp edged Fergie CD up my ass before THAT happens. Hmmm... Fergie.
In this visual study, we take an in depth look at the Eastern European culture and their love of consonants. Some say it's not so much a love but a result from the communist era when the hefty vowel tax was in place. Families were given food credits if their consonant to vowel ratio favored the former. So we feature the most recent female generation from those countries that are too young to know why their names can not be pronounced in any human language. (Featuring: Cser Franciska, Eva Wyrwal, Fantazia Kasia and Sonyak Szilvi.)
A visual retrospective of the rear perspective showing the week's past internet appearances of famous and semi-famous backsides, hams, buns, derrieres, keisters, hineys, sterns, asses, beams, fannies, behinds, hind ends, bottoms, poop shutes, breeches, rumps, poopers, duffs, seats, hunkers, bums, tails, butts, rear ends, cans, posteriors, cheeks, fundaments, arses, haunches, hinders, prats, rears, tail ends, tokuses, booties, the seat of one's pants... including Adriana Lima, Elisabetta Gregoraci, Eliszabeth Barkley, the Irish girl on Heroes Katie Carr, Keyra Agustina, Kim Kardashian, Nicollette Sheridan, Raquel Welch, Trish Stratus, Vida Guerra among many others.
Way back when, Joan Collins of Dynasty fame. Here are some of her more provocative shots, mostly from The Bitch (1979) and The Stud (1978) where she played Fontaine Khaled in both films.
Big Brother Brazil Also Has Contestants Getting Rather Not Clothed
Brazilian Iris Stefanelli was part of that county’s version of Big Brother (the 7th installment there) and like so many others with that show on their resume; she used that it as a stepping stone to another career. She followed it up with some modeling and various appearances for money. Iris now hosts a well-known TV show (to Brazilians anyway) called TV Fama. Now that you know information highly so NOT worthy of a conversation at your next house party, take a look at Iris in a rather pleasant nude photo shoot...
Again, we feature those low topped celebrities who test your ability to maintain eye contact. Some may wonder why this is a members bonus even though there is no actual nudity in this feature. The fact of the matter is that these photos are so big. Thus showing amazing detail one could only get being there in person and cheating a glance. So the file sizes are enormous. In turn, massive bandwidth costs would incur if every Charlie were to download and get lost in all this celebrity cleavage. (Featuring Christina Aguilera, Cindy Margolis, Elizabeth Hurley, Halle Berry [Holy Christ], Holly Madison, Jennifer Ellison, Jessica Simpson, Keira Chaplin, Marina Sirtis, Mariska Hargitay, Rihanna, and Scarlett Johansson.)
HBO’s Dexter is another one of those great TV series which plays more like a really long movie that spans in episodal increments. At least, that’s what I assume. I didn’t hear about Dexter until half way through season one. So I’m avoiding watching the current second season until I get my hands on the full season 1 DVD to catch up. Considering the current writer’s strike, renting DVDs of shows I haven’t seen yet is the only way to watch some original programming. However, before the pickets lines started, they filmed this episode which features a rather attractive and naked actress called Jaime Murray. (Yes, she is as hot as her dad Bill is funny.) Shit, I should not have looked at these. Now I know Dexter doesn’t die at the end of season one.
If there’s a country to actually hold a naked fest, we’re guessing Argentina might be one to hold such an event. Or maybe we’re fooled into thinking they are actually that liberal about nudity because of their numerous models who dawn next to nothing so much of the time. They certainly like to sport the thong aka the g-string (what does the G stand for btw?) with little to nothing else but here we find Belen Lavallen, Milon Gueras, Natacha Jaitt, Victoria Vanucci and Ximena Capristo without even so much as a thread of cloth passing through their cheek valleys... for the most part.
Spanish TV hostess and adult star Celia Blanco shows here how you can do a tasteful, even strongly artistic photo shoot despite having a movie called “The Professionals 4: Between the Cheeks” in your resume.
They spend in pounds, they watch the telly, they’ll ring you and if you’re lucky, you can knock them up in the morning. They are Amii Grove, Chanelle Hayes, Danielle Lloyd, Danni Wells, Jenna , Kate Booth, Kayleigh Pearson, Kitty Lea, Lindsey-Anne Strutt, Louise Cliffe, Louise Porter, Lucy Pinder, Malene Espensen, Nikkala Stott, Nikki OConnell, Rachael Cordingley, Samara Potter, Sammy Braddy, Sam Cooke, Seren Gibson, Sophie Anderton and Sophie Howard.
Awsome 2001 Calander! Born in Finland, this actress and supermodel is more of a celebtiy in Italy. That's about all The D-Man knows about Anna except he does know she's been artificially bustified. Her original Weekly Gallery went online November 16th, 1997.
Laetitia Casta, Lena Olin, Leslie Bega, Lexa Doig, Linda Hardy, Linda Park, Lindy Booth, Lisa Arturo, Lisa Bonet, Lisa Bronwyn-Moore, Liv Tyler, Liv Ullmann, Liz Owens, Lolita Davidovich
A model like Ines is the reason a site like this was originally created. Well, actually it was created out of curiosity and boredom but it took models like Ines to make the experiment of putting up a picture of a naked and beautiful model on a website successful. Ever since we featured our first model/celebrity in 1996 (Elle MacPherson) we’ve featured thousand of other models who on the large part are quite something. However, once in a while (and rarely unfortunately) do we find a model this naturally beautiful and in a set of photos that really show that off. We... errr, I don’t normally gush. In fact, I find gushing rather nauseating so I will cease and just let you take a look at Ines and hope there’s more of her to come...
Anti-American Sentiments Even Stronger In Iraq While Dana Ferrara Remains Naked Going Into 2008
It was April 13th of 2004 when we first told you about reports coming from inside Iraq say that despite Saddam Hussein's ousting by The United States, the average Iraqi believes that the invasion of their country has had major negative affects. Meanwhile, Dana Ferrara was naked. It’s now approaching 2008 and this report still holds true. Probably even more so now. Not only is Iraq so anti-America (at least the invading part) that much of the world has followed suite. However, as a non-American myself, it’s not that we all hate America itself; it’s the people who are running it that is the clusterfuck of a problem. Meanwhile, in 2008 we see Dana Ferrara even more naked than we did in 2004. So some things are looking up this coming year. (Features the Dana Ferrara 2008 Calendar along with some slightly improved scans from her 2004 appearance.)
Paparazzi Continue To Document Nature (Members Bonus)
Whether it’s Italian celeb ladies Aida Yespica, Alessia Fabiani, Alessia Marcuzzi and Alessia Merz going scantily clad or topless or Beyonce Knowles tanning her booty or Big Brother’s Chanelle Hayes getting out of a pool or if it’s topless models Claire Andrisani, Kayleigh Pearson, Lucy Becker, Malene Espensen, Natalie Oxley and Sophie Howard going topless on their free time or Elizabeth Hurley showing that in a bikini she’s still getting it done or even if it’s Brazilian ubermodel Gisele Bundchen dawning yet another skimpy and complimentary bikini or if it’s Brit TV personality and voluptuous model Kelly Brook getting a little sun on the girls or a wet pop-star-ish Kimberley Walsh or yet another Big Brother contestant like Makosi Musambasi going shirtless or the perfectly naturally sculpted Manuela Arcuri or that annoying music making Mariah Carey dawning another skimpy designer bikini or some one called Nikki Graham showing the sun her latest purchase(s) or Bob’s daughter Peaches chillaxing or the enduringly topless Sharon Stone showing that she still is naked under it all... the paparazzi is there to document it. That is what they do and that is why we hate that we love what we hate about them. Come again?
Aussie May Stange in In a Savage Land (1999) and TV series "Young Lions". WebWombat say "Young Person's Express-Guide to Becoming a Rock Star: While most people would cut a demo, take some classes, heck… learn to sing or play… Actress Maya Stange decided the quickest way to become a rock star was to star in a movie about the profession."
That’s the extent of our German thanks to good ole Google translator. For its full effect, you must stand and scream at the top of your lungs in a heavy guttural German accent and say “Yvonne de Bark Tut Gut Nackt!” Feels good, doesn’t it? Just so you know in case you want to try it in public. You are roughly saying, “Yvonne de Bark Does Naked Nicely.” It appears that this German actress does.
Granted, a well crafted high end car is pretty cool and sure, an attractive women scantily clad is rather cool too. However, the whole chicks and wheels fantasy is one The D-Man never really got. (Drop the 3rd person crap D.) Perhaps, I’m weird to not find the image of a woman mounting a hot rod or straddling the hood of some slick monster car all that sexy on the most part. I can go so far as understanding how one can have a passion for driving such vehicles and the obvious passion any man has for a pretty lady and then combing the two must just be icing on the cake. However, I’m still not feeling it. Maybe it’s because I’m a bit hippy and see the end of gas guzzling vehicles to be a must and the archaic use of women as show pieces rather tacky. So it looks like my thinking head is overpowering my other one when it comes this cliché fantasy. Now if we could get some bad ass hydrogen fuelled cars with smart and attractive women who are a little more talented with a car besides just dry humping it, then just maybe you’d have something. (Featured in this Rearview are Argentine eye candy models Jessica Cirio, Jessica Cusnier, Pamela David, Mariana DeMelo, Belen Francese, Eliana Guercio, Evangelina Anderson, Victoria Rodriguez, Soledad Rodriguez, Victoria Rodriguez, Soledad Rodriguez, Victoria Rodriguez, Soledad Rodriguez, Maria Rito, Sabrina Rojas, Celina Rucci and Nazarena Velez.)
We’re all over the place with Amy Fisher, Bar Rafaeli, Camila Velazco, Carla Gugino, Carmen Electra, Carmen Kass, Cate Blanchet, Chrisanthi Ntafla, Christy Thurlington, Danielle Lloyd, Daria Werbowy, Elizabeth Hurley, Elle MacPherson, Galilea Montijo, Gogo Mastrokosta, Gretchen Mol, Ingrida Kraus, Isabeli Fontana, Jennifer Lopez, Kate Moss, Kat Cross, Kelly Monaco, Laura Chiatti, Marisa Miller, Megan Fox, Melyssa Ford, Monica Bellucci, Moran Atias, Nicole Kidman, Nicole Lenz, Nicole Scherzinger, Nikki Whelan, Ninel Conde, Tania Zaetta, and Tzoylia Alexandra.
Study Finds Far More Women Make Money Displaying Breasts Than Men Who Show Sack (Members Bonus)
A study (conducted in my head) found that the number of woman who get paid to show their breasts to the number of men who get paid showing their scrotums is a huge one due primarily to the fact that a man’s coin purse is gross. That’s a pretty solid fact. So as tradition and taste dictates, women are the bread winners when it comes to showing off one’s body parts. The following are the masters of that skill and probably make a handsome penny doing so. At least one hopes because there’s always the fear that these girls might be getting exploited by those greedy sack wearers who in the end really don’t have any balls. (Featuring Amii Grove, Dannii Wells, Danni Wells, Doda Elektroda, Emily Scott, Eva Wyrwal, Gemma Atkinson, Iga Wywral, Jerri Byrne, Katie Downes, Kayleigh Pearson, Keeley Hazell, Lindsey-Anne Strutt, Louise Cliffe, Lucy Becker, Lucy Pinder, Natalie Oxley, Natasha Marley, Samara Potter, Seren Gibson and Traci Bingham.)
Always room for more Angelina. Hackers (1995), Mojave Moon (1996), Gia (1998), Original Sin (2001), Taking Lives (2004). The older she gets the hotter she gets.
American Linnea Quigley in multiple caps and scans. With darn near 100 films, mostly horror flicks (considered one of the horror industry's most beloved "Scream Queens"), Linnea has been a very busy actress.
Mexican actress and singer Mariana Seoane, who’s from Mexico, lives in the country directly south of the United States. I believe they call it Mexico. She’s from Mexico. It’s a country. And she’s from it. Meh-hee-co.
Well, perhaps “nakedness” is stretching it a bit. However, once again, the paparazzi have snapped Sienna hippying it up while shooting for the upcoming “Hippie Hippie Shake” and a nipple is involved. They captured a slight Oops! moment and might we say, captured it so many times it almost becomes redundant. Of course, we have all the fodder to maintain the redundancy. We’ve also thrown in other shots of Sienna where real nakedness is involved.
Debora Salvalaggio Is Pretty and Pretty Naked In 2008 (Members Bonus)
This Italian model’s Oh-Eight calendar is so far our favourite. Great photographer. Great model. This is one of those calendars you could proudly hang on a wall and not be considered a total perv. We said “total” perv. Good chance you’re still a slight perv. Wow, sorry. I haven’t even met you and I’m calling you names. All apologies. Looking at this calendar will make you feel better. (Featuring: Debora Salvalaggio 2008 Calendar, backstage footage of the “Making of...” and some other Debora pretty goodness.)
Music pioneer and Law & Order star (what a combo for the ole resume) Ice T is clearly secure enough to parade with his wife and her ever-so-ample exposed bum on Halloween that he’ll encourage photographers to document this sweet marital moment.
Fernanda Avancini and Daniela Brandl Make Skin Cancer Look Sexy
South America’s Fernanda and Daniela display the benefits of getting Vitamin D the natural way. Of course, no mater how many milligrams of Vitamin D The D-Man takes everyday, he’s having a hell of a time getting sexy tan lines like these...
Ex Miss Nude Belgium and professional strip teaser Fily Houtteman, another Miss Belgium something Joke van de Velde, model Joyce Kokkinakis, Temptation Island Belgium’s Katrien Schotte, actress Pascale Bal, model and TV presenter slash eye candy Sylvie DeCaluwe and lastly, model Tina Driesen and what we’re guessing by the visuals, her asshole boyfriend.
Based on observing the internets and its broad range of commenters, the day that Winona Ryder finally does a proper nude scene will be a happy one for many. It appears this day has come. The movie “Sex and Death 101” set to be released February 2008 is the movie in which this happens. Here are a few vidcaps showing co-star Sophie Monk completely nude and a single shot of Winona showing a very exposed side breast and nipple in this upcoming release.
Ukrainian Mila Jovovich in 'Resident Evil: Extinction (2007)'. IMDb bio says "Milla Jovovich is an American actress, supermodel, fashion designer, singer and public figure, who was on the cover of more than a hundred magazines". American? Ukrainian? Who cares, hot is hot.
Emos versus chavs is a battle as old and important as the one between Israel and Palestine. Maybe not. It certainly is more infantile. The fact that models Kitty Lean and Keeley Hazell make us even remotely interested in adolescent click wars must be a testament to their hotness... or our shallowness. Our repulsion of people hating each other over things like hair styles or clothing designers goes back to when I was a teen myself. It’s as retarded as people killing each other because they believe in different invisible men who live in the sky. So whether you’re an Emo (as depicted here by Kitty) or a Chav (as played by Keeley) would you really kick either of them out of bed for wearing the wrong fashion accessories or liking the wrong kind of music? Actually, on second thought. Bad music liking could be a deal breaker. Oh, and carrying a fake Gucci bag? Please kill me before that ever happens.
Brazil continues to export ladies who tend to have the ability to be stunningly pretty. The Brazilians who don’t get exported are clearly the ugly ones and are just thrown into the ocean before they even get on to the boat.
Skimpy Costumes Can Scare Celebrities (Members Bonus)
The latest in the line of outfits to either be on the verge of letting their naughty contents spill out or outfits so daringly thin that they are made transparent in the right light. A fear among the lady celebs who wear them but you have to wonder if they like the excitement of will they or won’t they (their naughty bits) make an appearance for all to see. Sometimes the outfits are carefully crafted with heavy duty industrial tapes and wires and hold up to the bosomy pressure underneath. Such was the case for Halle Barry’s jaw dropping appearance at the “Things We Lost In the Fire” premiere where physics were both defied and sexified. Other times, physics does its job and creates some celebrity nudity fodder for us.
