All previous issues of The Magazine dating back to 1996 can be found in the Babes of Babylon Celebrity News & Photo Database.
You'll see the thousands of celebrities The D-Man has collected pictures of and catalogued into an online encyclopedia-ish database along with all the useless celebrity factoids one would need to make small talk at parties or the office.
The French First Lady Almost As Hot As Barbara Bush
It’s a close race between former supermodel and now France’s First Lady (if they call it that) Carla Bruni and former and first Bush First Lady Barbara. Carla has the lead if you’re into the exotically fine featured with a knock-out body type but if you’re into the mannish Grandma with permanently gaping eyelids who has retarded offspring, then Barbara’s your clear winner.
That’s what Eastern European beauties Kapocs Zsoka and Ludmilla Radchenko say. Who needs vowels when you can use strings of consonants to make your words sound incredibly ridiculous to pronounce?
The hottest Sarah Connor to date (there probably will be more) this British actress pulls off a convincing America accent in the new Terminator TV series and may be known prior from the blockbuster and highly overrated (start the lynching) “300” where, as seen here, Lena does a rather sensuous love scene with that guys that yells a lot.
The amalgamation of two words to make one really awesome word seems to be as popular these days as candid celebrity bikini pictures. So we bring you both of these popular phenomenons in a visual study featuring the two-pieced talented Eva Longoria, the hardly ever seen supermodel Laetitia Casta and the puzzling Mariah Carey.
To be like every other media outlet, we continue to feature Lindsay Lohan’s nude pictures that came out this week. This time in much larger versions. However, unlike other publications, we’re not going to rip apart the non-complexities of why she did this. It is what it is. No big whoop. Wanna fight about it?
Whether it’s a mainstream concert stage, or a stage/catwalk hybrid used for nauseating beauty pageants or whatever you call the platform these strange performances of scantily class women from Europe or South America dancing around mindlessly just to satisfy the horny boys, the whole notion that these staged performers seen in this collection are famous because their “artists” is a bit of a farce.... but yet, we sit and stare like we’re hypnotized... or brainwashed... or both. Humans are weird.
A reputable magazine (New York) with a reputable photographer (Bert Stern) recreates his classic photo shoot of an iconic Hollywood figure (Marilyn Monroe) using a former childhood star who fakes her own alcoholism to get attention (guess who) from low life media outlets who pretend to be newsworthy (TMZ, Star, US, CNN, etc. etc.) Ok, we made our point. As an iconic and talented actress, Lindsay Lohan is not. However, she can take a pretty picture and it’s not such an outlandish idea that she could pull off such a photo shoot purely for aesthetic reasons. The fact that her first true topless (and sheerly nude) photos have been delivered to the masses in a classy way rather than by some crude paparazzi shots or through a stolen sex tape is (b-class) news in itself.
After seven consecutive years of being prominently featured inside its pages, it is about time Marisa Miller graced the famed SI cover and 2008 was finally her year. Mind you, since we’re the types to bitch no mater what we get, we must make our little quibble about their choice of photo for the cover. Of all the great shots of Marisa through the last seven years, it’s strange that this is the shot that got her the cover. Good shot... but the ultimate cover shot? We’re not completely sold... but will take the pain. Along with Marisa, here are some highlights from this year’s issue that feature the more risqué shots...
We’re going to kick that play-on-words horse far past its death because we’re not clever enough to come up with something better. So here is this year’s bodypainted supermodels including Marisa Miller who should never not be allowed to stop posing in paint. Ever.
Speaking of sports, here are some ladies who should be featured in the swimsuit issue of a sports magazine. Sure, sometimes they feature a small section of athletes but here’s an idea: do an entire swimsuit issue only featuring female athletes. Might make the whole swimsuits in a sports magazine more liable. Maybe through in some fitness models too. You could feature the likes of Danica Patrick (auto racer IS a sport of sorts) or fitness model Jaime Koeppe and Jamie Eason, or German slalom canoer Jenny Bongardt or German volleyball player Kathy Radzuweit or wrestler Sarah Stock aka Dark Angel.
One hundred caps plus a few more. Angela Covello, Angie Dickinson, Ann Neville, Barbara Peckinpaugh, Barbara Windsor, Breege McCoy, Brinke Stevens, Deanna Brooks, Edwige Fenech, Erna Schurer, Femi Benussi, Kirsten Dunst, Lara-Flynn Boyle, Laura Otis, Leigh Taylor-Young, Marion Cotillard, Michelle Williams, Paget Brewster, Paula Galvez, Sara Paxton, Serra Ellison, Tara Killian, Teri Hatcher, Valerie Leon, Various , Zara Taylor
Italy’s Adriana Volpe, Reality TV created model Adrianne Curry getting naked with a Deal or No Deal model, Italians Anna Fusco, UK Reality TV star Bianca Gascoigne, Brigitte Nielsen back when she still had a hint of attractiveness, bikini model Cori Schumacher, the always lovely Eva Mendes, actress Famke Janssen, The Lost World’s Jennifer O'Dell, Argentina’s Jessica Cirio, Greece’s Katerina Stikoudi, Italian actress Laura Torrisi, the very funny Leah Remini, Margherita Pratico of Italy, the inexplicably popular Melissa-Joan Hart, the statuesque Natalia Bush, Paris’ even more unimportant Nicky Hilton, the classic Raquel Welch, Rebecca Romijn showing her acting and modeling skills, more from Italy with Regina Fioresi, South American model Sabrina Garciarena, South American Silvina Luna, the far too often criticized (for her hard-lived face) Stacy Ferguson and fetish model Vanessa Upton.
Along with American model Cindy Margolis in some (upgraded) shots from her early and pre-surgery modeling days, we have some great photos of the very curvy European model Doda Elektroda in what The D-Man considers to be what more nude (celeb) photography should look like. Then there’s the very cute and sexy actress slash mdoel from Down Under Imogen Bailey. Then a little set of a Spanish Reality TV participant Melania and finished with a simple nude shoot featuring fashion model Morgane Doubled.
All the way from across the pond comes this visual study of the various British ladies we’re all quite familiar with now that the interweb has blessed us with its amazing tool of teaching us meaningless trivia about unimportant people and when and how they are naked. A mighty invention this internets is. (Featuring: Aisleyne Horgan, Amy Alexandra, Amy Diamond, Bianca Gascoigne, Cara Brett, Chanelle Hayes, Charlotte Meares, Chloe Gray, Danielle Lloyd, Emily Scott, Javine Hylton, Jennifer Ellison, Jo Guest, Katie Downes, Kelle Simpson, Louise Porter, Lucy Pinder, Malene Espensen, Mel C, Michelle Marsh, Michelle Ryan, Naomi Millbank-Smith, Nikki Grahame, Nikki Sanderson, Rebecca Loos, Saskia Howard, Sophie Howard, Vanessa Nimmo and Zoe Stollery)
Skimpy Bikinis and Escaping Nipples Pay Paparazzi Bills (Members Bonus)
While divorcing couples and coffee spilling idiots fund fancy cars and hot vacations for scum-sucking lawyers, celebrities dawning bikinis and exposing their naughty bits by (so-called) accident help pay for whatever those bottom-feeding paparazzi eat in the back alleys they scurry about in while waiting for some z-class famous people to walk from a building to a car. However, let’s face it. These less than honorably taken photos also help pay for the bandwidth they produce for all those who like to download people’s private moments. It’s like George Clooney making big budget schlock to pay for his more edgy films. We bring you tabloid fodder (hoping you’ll pay) so we can feature the classier nude celeb photos. Wow, what great rationalization. (Features: Abi Titmus, Anna Oxa, Antonella Mosetti, Avril Lavigne, Bai Ling, Belen Rodriguez, Camilla Alves, Camilla Rutherford, Charlie Uchea, Charlize Theron, Christina Milian, Davorka Tovilo, Donna Derrico, Ellen Pompeo, Emma Bunton, Gisele Bundchen, Hayden Panettiere, Indira Weiss, Jamelia , Jaslene Gonzalez, Karina Jelinek, Kelly Rowland, Lil Kim, Lindsay Lohan, Lucy Clarkson, Luli Fernandez, Mariah Carey, Martine McCutcheon, Michelle Marsh, Naomi Campbell, Paris Hilton, Parker Posey, Sabrina Salerno, Samita Shetty, Sam Heuston, Sara Varone, Sharon Stone, Sherlyn Chopra, Sophia Loren, Tamara Beckwith, Tea Leoni and Verona Feldbusch.)
Coffee and Cocaine Lose Ground To Women As Greatest South American Export
It’s hard to imagine that there could be something in the world that can make you feel better than a cup of coffee in the morning but apparently such a thing exists. It’s not even cocaine. It’s the ladies... or A lady depending on your lifestyle. The South Americans are only exporting their fine female resource via the internets because unlike beans of coffee or packages of coke, women have this thing called free will (a great invention) which allows them to stop their respective governments from shipping them overseas to make a buck. It’ll be when the Japanese create their Honda made sex robots that we’ll see the next greatest export that you can hold in your hands. This is also when coffee and cocaine will become so ho-hum.
Poland’s Anna Roszczyk, South America’s Camila Velazco, Equador’s Carolina Gomez, Chiarra Boisseau of France, Merxe Gimeno oh Meh-Hee-Co, Argentina’s Monica Farro, Russian pop duo Nu Virgos, Italy’s Sara Ceccarelli and an unknown, and apparently 100% natural model from South America.
U.K.er Danni Wells goes for a retro tacky look in this little photo shoot which some would argue isn’t tacky at all. However, to D, when your make-up... yes, YOUR make-up (I’m talking to some guy checking out the site right now) is this obvious - as is your hairspray - there’s just a certain of tacky cheese The D-Man can’t ignore. Danni seems swell but the stylist on this shoot may have had a brain injury in the mid-80s and still thinks it’s 1983 OR she’s being brilliantly ironic. This is a lot of words for 7 nudie pictures...
Brazil’s Alessandra Galo, Russia’s Anna Semenovich, Argentina’s Belen Lavallen and Dallys Ferreira (upgrades), Germany’s Doreen Jacobi (upgrades), Eva Wyrwal of that country named Europe, Greece’s Katerina Stikoudi, Italy’s Laura Torrisi, Lauren Thomas of Germany (upgrades), Luciana Salazar of my scary but kinda sexy dreams, Luli Fernandez is of the Southern American continent as is Mariana Diarco and Natacha Jaitt while Orsolya Kocsis is Hungarian and (these upgrades of) Regina Fioresi is from Italy.
A look behind the scenes, like the headline mentions, of various models like the super ones or the plain ole model models. They include Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Caroline Trentini, Hedy Nerito, Isabel Goulart, Izabel Goulart, Karolina Kurkova, Keeley Hazell, Merxe , Selita Ebanks, Shiva , Sofia Zamolo and Victoria Vanucci.
These scenic photos of London probably have you wondering what temperature it must have been that day. That is usually the first thing that comes to mind when you’re an empathetic and sensitive guy seeing poor Keeley Hazell in a teeny-weenie bikini standing next to the Thames on an overcast day. The second thing that comes to mind when you’re an air breathing male human is “Can I see any hard nipple action if I look closer?” The answer is yes but you’re probably not even reading this far down in the paragraph and are already making further investigation in to how cold it really was that day because weather matters to you.
Coco Revealed To Be The Monster In Cloverfield Sequel
Coco Revealed To Be The Monster In Cloverfield Sequel
Variety reports (in my mind) that Nicole “Coco” Austin has been cast to play the monster in the much anticipated sequel to this winter’s box office smash Cloverfield. Austin, wife to rapper slash actor Ice T, has been terrifying youthful audiences for a few years now with her bone crushing curves and frightening wardrobe choices. “The casting is perfect for this young model who appears to be five years away from looking 60.” Says an insider. “There will be no need for CGI when Coco’s ass swallows up an entire city.” Check it out in theatres never.
Is D just being a snob when he says internet model Alexia Mell’s calendar and website are hilariously tacky? Then there’s Edel Weiss’ latest calendar which has its own elements of corniness as does the last calendar full of unknown models all in or next to water. Maybe he’s just in one of those moods when naked ladies can’t distract him from the poor art directing.
Now here’s something a little more on The D-Man’s snobbish level. Pretty photographs with good art directing and pretty supermodels... such as the lovely Olga Kurylenko who happens to be in the 22nd Bond film “Quantum of Solace”... plus, Adriana Lima, Adriana Sklenarikova, Agyness Deyn, Alessandra Ambrosio, Bar Refaeli, Carla Bruni, Caroline Trentini, Carol Alt, Catherine McNeil, Cecilia Cabezas, Chrisanthi Ntafla, Crystal Renn, Elisa Chiapuzzi, Fernanda Lima, Izabel Goulart, Jeisa Chiminazzo, Jessica Stam, Kemp Muhl, Linda Vojtova, Maria-Carla Boscone, Masha Novoselova, Mona Johannesson, Monica Bellucci, Orsi Feher, Petra Nemcova, Raquel Zimmerman, Rebecca Romijn, Romina Lanaro, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Susanne Diaz, Tuuli Reynolds, Unknown and Yesica Toscanini.
Poor poor Leo. So ugly. So without talent. So soft in the brain. So awkward around the ladies. Will someone please help this man get laid? Oh, thanks supermodel Bar Refaeli. Thanks for stepping up and doing what only a few hot dozen supermodels have dared to do in the past. What a saint you are supermodel Bar Refaeli. A saint. Now, if you’re into charity work supermodel Bar Refaeli, I know this guy...
It really is crazy how you there are actually some really great things that exist outside of the United States. Apparently, there are these areas called “countries” that are made up of people who don’t speak English who even have their own culture. They also have an assortment of female people who are rather attractive. Some examples would be model slash showgirl slash actress Celine Rucci oof Argentina or Dani Boina of Brazil or the shapely Eva Wrywal of a eastern European country with a lot of consonants or Regina Fioresi of Italy.
Serbian tennis star Ana Ivanovic, WWE wrestlerette Brooke Adams, German Olympic swimmer Franziska Van-Almsick, WWE wrassler Kelly Kelly, Belgain sprinter Kim Gevaert, French Olypmic swimmer Laure Manaudou in some rather private provocative poses, US beach volleyball player Misty May, sexiest pro golfer Sophie Sandolo – she’s French, Canadian pro wrassler Trish Stratus and Russian pole vaulter Yelena Isinbayeva
Reports coming out of the internets say model Margherita Pratico is in fact from the country known as Italy; Italia to the locals. Further investigation found that she is naked beyond the following little blue linky thingy...
Argentineans with curves to amaze Belen Lavallen and Dallys Ferreira along with England’s Danielle Lloyd and Jennifer Ellison followed by Europe’s Natalia Bush and the lovely Orsolya Kocsis with Canada’s Pamela Anderson finished off with UK’s Sammie Pennington.
Russian supermodel who has made appearances here before comes from a place once called Gorky which probably sounds much better with a deep guttural Russian accent. There’s a nice little editorial moment amongst this collection from 2002 that caught our eyes that will maybe catch yours too.
A visual study of the various styles of wears that go under and how they interact with the female form as demonstrated by Alessandra Ambrosio, Alina Vacariu, Gemma Atkinson, Irina Sheik, Jessica Cirio, Joanna Krupa, Megan Fox, Rocio Guirao-Diaz and some unknown but worthy models doing their job well.
Models like Candice Swanepoel, Doutzen Kroes, Fabiana Semprebom, Haylynn Cohen, Heidi Klum, Laura Barriales, Lisalla Montenegro, Luciana Salazar, Miranda Kerr, Stephane Maheas, and Sylwia Sucharska doing what is considered to be the grunt work in their profession.
A fine mix of fresh green models along with classically aged models full of flavour all with little to no dressing including Adriana Lima, Anouck Lepere, Beth Edwards, Brenda Schad, Candice Boucher, Carre Otis, Elle MacPherson, Fabiana Semprebom, Gia Carangi, Izabel Goulart, Karolina Kurkova, Malgosia Bela, Morgane Dubled, Noemie Lenoir, Raica Oliveira, Selita Ebanks, Shanna Click, Sonia Sieff, Tia Eckhardt and some very worthy unknowns.