Almost nothing beats a classic little nude photo editorial of a nude supermodel. Well, perhaps sex, food, a healthy Earth, equality, World peace and a good bowel movement in the morning might be slightly better but unfortunately, this site can’t give you any of those things. So let’s just say there’s almost nothing ON THIS SITE can beat a set of photos like this one of this Brazilian supermodel with unusually perfect breasts.
A fine mix of fresh green models along with classically aged models full of flavour all with little to no dressing which includes Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Ana Beatriz-Barros, Angela Lindvall, Catherine McNeil, Gisele Bundchen, Heidi Klum, Isabeli Fontana, Lara Stone, Maria-Carla Boscone, Miranda Kerr, Patricia Schmid, Petra Nemcova, Raica Oliviera and Sophie Anderton.
Oh, the kids and their fancy made-up words. Have you heard the latest one? Of course you have, you’re an internet celeb junkie. “Cleav” or “cleavy” is what the cool kids are using to describe a lady’s ample cleavage. They took the age out of cleavage. Clever. So we bring you a large collection of celebrity “cleav” in images so large that it’s as if you’re actually playing motorboat with them. For the uncool older people, motorboating is… well… just Google it.
Former Law & Order cast member Angie Harmon, Eastern European model Bettina Csabi, French First Lady and supermodel Carla Bruni, all-around pretty lady Carmen Electra, actress Diora Baird, E.T.’s Drew Barrymore, Italy’s well reared Eva Collini, model turned actress Izabella Scorupco, singer songwriter who doesn’t write songs Jessica Simpson, actress who can truly act Julianne Moore, Transporter 2’s Kate Nauta, the lovely Keeley Hazell, what is she currently famous for Krista Allen, centerfolded Lucy Pinder, singer Mariah Carey, actress Mischa Barton, the ridiculously beautiful Monica Bellucci, actress Patricia Clarkson, Spanish cutie Penelope Cruz, the admittedly nerdy Rosario Dawson, Canadian actress slash director Sarah Polley, Clueless’ Stacey Dash, model Suzanne Strokes, the TV kind of true love seeker Tila Tequila, foreigner Valeria Petkova and Dirty Sexy Money’s Zoe McLellan.
Claudia Alvarez of a Spanish speaking country and/or region, Miss Spain 2001 Lorena Van-Heerde, Mexican actress slash model slash singer Ninel Conde, Miss Reef 2008 Vanesa and Venezuelan actress Yvonne Reyes.
Sarah “Fergie” Ferguson and Jennifer Aniston seem to be the latest paparazzi bait this spring. More specifically, their bikini clad bums. So here ate the latest sightings of the Black Eye Pea’s and Friend’s swimsuited rears. Billie Piper, Penelope Cruz, Pink, Serena Williams and Victoria Silvstedt also share appearances.
This Canadian actress’ latest nude scene in the movie “I Really Hate My Job” is one of the strangest this person has seen lately. Something doesn’t seem right in these vidcaps. Neve’s naked chest almost looks like a prosthetic or as if her breasts have been digitally created… OR the combination of lighting, tanning and somewhat unusually shaped breasts make this scene look odd.
Yes, this voluptuous duo from American and Canada could just very well do harm to most of us if they wanted to. Seems like anyone willing to sport tight latex and oil isn’t afraid of much.
What’s better than cramming a naughy word in to the middle of what one would assume to be a harmless word? Putting the naughty word all in caps is what’s better! So sad how these little accomplishments make me feel happy.
Former Miss Mexico (2000) Paulina Flores has gone the shocking route of becoming a professional model. This recent shoot showing off her modeling talent is a pretty cool one. I’m sure many are grumbling that the photos are overexposed to the point you can’t entirely see her naughty bits. Well, that’s what makes it, for lack of a better term, cool.
Tamara was/is Miss Segovia 2008 and is posing naked for a magazine. Sounds normal so far. What is strange and somewhat disturbing is that the cover of this magazine featuring a basically naked beauty contestant has next to her a small thumbnail image of what graphically appears as a dead Tibetan. I’m all for showing the gory details of the shitty things going on in the world so people wake-up to it but the juxtaposition of these two subjects seems rather odd to me. Well, one way to look at it would be that this might be a good way to give the world’s news to the horny boy demographic. I’m still not convinced. Still seems weird.
This Is NOT Julia Alexandratou Doing Lindsay Lohan
At least. I hope not. No, this is Greek model Julia Alexandratou doing Marilyn Monroe. The sad thing is that there’s going to be a bunch of ‘tards out there saying from now on when someone recreates this shoot again, that it was Lindsay Lohan thing. All that aside, this is a pretty great recreation if I do say so. It’s “poppier” than the original Monroe version and dare I say, sexier? (Lohan’s has nothing on this one.) I’m coming to notice that those Greeks do the nude photography thing pretty well.
A collection of wallhangers from past to present including upgrades of Keeley Hazell’s 2008 Nude calendar, Newlook’s 2008 featuring various adult stars, the 2006 Aranche Bonete and Sylvia Fominaya calendar (upgrades), Melania Costa’s 2008 version, Girls of Maxim 2008, Ludmilla Radchenko’s 2008, Selen’s 2001 and Tera Patrick’s 2007.
If only these pictures were around 10 years ago when the annoying and yet frequently used “under construction” page was all the rage to indicate that a web page is either being run by a lazy webmaster or a company who had no idea what do with this weird new internet thing, or both. These pictures of Brit pinup would have been perfect in those days. Oh, the mid-90s with their 2 hour picture download times and its high school drop-out newbie webmasters who couldn’t think of a better nickname than The D-Man. Thank god we’re in the Zeros.
So British pinupper Lucy Becker is at a beach and we’re not allowed to make a floatation device(s) joke? Got a problem? Wanna fight about it? I hope not, because clearly by the cliché big boob joke, I’m tired.
Not ANTI-Americans. Just non-Americans as in not born of that great, great country. You know, the one that us Canadians steal all our culture from. I learned to speak American from watching their TV shows just like Jackie Chan did. So now I know what to say to the Pope when he comes to speak, “Awesome speech.” Here is Colombia’s Ana-Karina Soto, Brazil’s Ana Beatriz-Barros, Argentina’s High School Musical star Chachi Telesco who was fired for having a sex tape (sound familiar?), Hungary’s Dora Torok and Eva Wyrwal, Germany’s Heidi Klum, Britain’s Jakki Degg, Hungary’s Krisztina Polgar, England’s Lauren Pope, Argentina’s Luciana Salazar, UK’s Lucy Pinder, Australia’s Miranda Kerr, Ukraine’s Olga Kurylenko, Spain’s ’Penelope Cruz, United Kingdoms’ Sammy Braddy and France’s Virginie Ledoyen.
The proof of that is in the following visual study featuring Amy Diamond, Amy Lu, Cara Brett, Emily Scott, Eva Wyrwal, Imogen Gray, Kayleigh Pearson, Kitty Lea, Lindsey-Anne Strutt, Lucy Pinder, Michelle Marsh, Natasha Mealey, Nikkala Stott, Rhian Sugden, Sophie Howard, Sophie Reade, Zoe Stollery, Zuzana and a variety of other buxom Brits.
It’s hard to believe that there was a day when Czech supermodel Eva Herzigova was considered one of the curvier supermodels during her hay-day. In recent years, she’s sadly succumb to the retarded notion that emaciated is a sexy and healthy look. It’s flat-out annoying how the fashion and entertainment industries drive their talent to starve themselves. It really doesn’t serve anyone for these celeb gossip blogs to call normal looking actresses like Jennifer Love Hewitt a “fat bitch” either. That’s just void of any wit or intelligence. Oh… what was I saying about Eva? Oh yeah. She’s fat now. Fat with baby. Not a bitch. Actually, quite a nice person and someone who needed to gain some weight. In fact, she could stand to gain some more… but that’s none of my business really. Wow, this little rant lacked wit and intelligence too. At least, I wasn’t a bitch about it.
So Jessica Simpson is not exactly the sharpest knife in Lorena Bobbitt’s hand (what a weak and ancient reference) and she actually is considered kind of generic looking. Not as generic as her awful music but still, kind of middle of the road. She’s also nice and all but there’s a certain satisfaction I have for not going ga ga over her for all those seemingly good and brain-using reasons. However, this latest spread of Jessica kind of depletes one of all their brain-using usefulness and you kind if give up on your pompous opinion of her to the point you would consider it. You know, “it”? I think this is what happened to John Mayer too but his brain rebooted and they went their separate ways.
Oops Creator Kills Himself for Not Trademarking It (Members Bonus)
The D-Man who first coined the term “Oops” to describe accidental celebrity nudity way back in 1996 was found dead today from an apparent suicide. When interviewed later that day, The D-Man said he killed himself because of his overwhelming regret for not trademarking the now widely used term for describing private parts coming out of famous people’s clothing. “Unless you’re George W. Bush, it’s not every day that you invent new words.” D boasts. When he was told that the word “oops” existed many years before 1996 and the phenomenon of nipples and bums poking out of people’s clothing also had a pre-96 existence, D replied, “So I killed myself over nothing? Man, I just kill myself.” He later went on to gather celebrity pictures featuring a bunch of nip slips, upskirts and see-thrus and bragged about how he invented “Oops.” What a visionary. He will be missed until next update.
South America’s Agustina Vícoli, Italy’s Alessia Marcuzzi, Argentina’s Andrea Rincon, Italy’s Chiara Giallonardo, Argentina’s Cinthia Fernandez, France’s Emmanuelle Beart, the rather attractive Eugenia Kucher of who cares what country, Argentina’s Eugenia Puggioni and Evangelina Carrozzo, Italy’s Eva Riccobono and Ilary Blasi, Katzuni of an Asian country perhaps, Keyla Espinoza, Hungary’s Kocsis Orsolya, Italy’s Laura Morante, Argentina’s Lucia Cabello, Italy’s Luisa Corna, South America’s Luli Fernandez and Mariana Diarco, Germany’s Nastassja Kinski, Serbia’s Nena Ristic, Italy’s Raffaella Zardo and again from Argentina Romina Galvagni.
Another one of those rumoured-to-be-good TV series that I’m just waiting for a couple of seasons to go by before tuning in. The invention of TV shows on DVD seemed stupid to me at first but the ability to watch series like 24 and Dexter in a few straight days is probably one the greatest inventions, ever. So let’s hope this nudity filled and historically inaccurate attractive King Henry VIII is around long enough to fill-up a few boxes of DVDs to waste away some boring evenings in a few years.
Shall I get into my usual rant about my distain for reality TV and how its participants become instant celebrities? Or shall we go straight to the hypocrisy with me displaying images of the ladies for whom I think the media should ignore? Ok, yes, let’s contradict our own opinions and take a look at Angela Linares of Spain’s Big Brother (Gran Hermano), Audrina Patridge of The Hills, Denisse Padilla of Mexican Big Brother (nice photo shoot by the way), Aussi Big Brother’s Krystal Forscutt, Spain’s Mari Cielo-Pajares, Shipwrecked’s Naomi Millbank-Smith, the simpleton of The Simple Life Paris Hilton and Big Brother VIP: Mexico’s Pilar Montenegro.
Alison Chin, Andrea Osvart, Angie Cepeda, Anna Friel, Brittany Murphy, Danielle Spencer, Dena Carman, Emily Grace, Erika Smith, Georgina French, Giovanna Mezzogiorno, Heather Graham, Jennifer Connelly, Jennifer Steele, Kate Hudson, Laura Harring, Lisa Enos, Mariann Gavelo, Mariel Hemingway, Maye Choo, Paula LaBaredas, Paula Prentiss, Selena Khoo, Signe Egholm-Olsen, Trice Perry
south Koreans Moon So-ri in Baramnan gajok (2003)... aka A Good Lawyer's Wife (International: English title) and Ji-hye Yun in Yeui-eomneun geotdeul (2006)... aka No Mercy for the Rude (International: English title)
As sexy as a computer generated Angelina Jolie may be, it’s still just a cartoon at the end of day. When a real Nikkala Stott dawns the gold paint look from Beowulf, you can give the nod to her for pulling of the look the best if not simply for being a real non-computer generated person. Yay real people.
At the end of the day, actresses are the real attraction of any nude celebrity site. In an ideal world, that’s all we’d feature but in order to fill the appetite of the all the internetters out there, we have to expand the definition of “celebrity” in order to fill the demand. But here, we’ve left out the reality tv tartlettes and the infamously useless to bring you what most would consider the real celebrities; actresses. Such as Ali Larter, Asia Argento, Gretchen Mol, Marisa Tomei, Mariska Hargitay, Michelle Pfeiffer and Monica Bellucci.
Model slash actress Ali Landry, actress (Alias) Amy Acker, Spain’s Angelique Boyer, Ms Howard TV Brianna Frost, Italy’s Cecilia Luci, actress (Hollyoaks, Bad Girls) Dannielle Brent, Michelle’s sister DeDee Pfeiffer, pinup Eva Wyrwal, actress (Hollyoaks) Gemma Atkinson, Howard Stern’s Heidi Cortez, Polish erotic actress Katerina Vassilissa, that Lindsay Lohan person, model Lisa Snowdon, internet made model Luba Shumeyko, UK’s Lucy Pinder and Michelle Marsh, Las Vegas actress Nikki Cox, Hungary’s Orsolya Kocsis, supermodel slash actual actress Rebecca Romijn, British model Simone Lesforis, Brit actress Susie Amy and classic Valerie Kaprisky. (Many images presented in upgraded HQ versions.)
Cecilia Ponce is one of the many ladies we’re all discovering (thanks to these series of tubes) who appear to have careers built on their eye-candy appeal. Either because we don’t speak the language or because these TV shows you see these women are indeed mindless and sexual innuendo drenched forms of entertainment, you can’t help but think there is no point to these shows except to show off these scantily clad “co-hosts.” Nevertheless, there they are and here is Mexican eye candy straight out of the piñata, Cecilia Ponce…
It’s interesting how using “licious” as a suffix on any word makes it all sexy-like. Much like adding a supermodel or even just a regular ole fashion model to what might think is a dreary setting for a fashion shoot can make it all sexy-like. Here’s a gathering of photos demonstrating that very phenomenon using Jenny Meister, Kate Moss, Michelle Buswell, Miranda Kerr, Misha Margan, Natasha Poly, Stephanie Seymour and Sarah Silverman doing mock editorial which in itself is sexy-like with the way she knows how to make the funny.
Californian Jelena Jensen in The Luckiest Bachelor on Earth (2004). Not only hot but smart too. Graduated magna cum laude with a Bachelor of Fine Arts.
Actress Mena Suvari is by far best known for being the high school girl fantasy for Kevin Spacey’s character in 1999’s American Beauty. Fast forward 9 years of small bit parts in movies and on shows like Six Feet Under, Mena is now becoming well known in the interweb world for having a rather aesthetically pleasing bottom. Seems like the paparazzi have caught wind of this and suspiciously coincidentally, Mena has been sporting thongs at the beach lately. Is this an (slightly) elaborate way of kick-starting a career or just a generous wardrobe decision?
Brit boobie model Seren Gibson is another one of the fan faves amongst the pinup model crowd to be featured in what seems to be a hip little magazine. It seems to combine editorial photography with glam photography with that trendy “real” girl approach. The D-Man criticized in his roundabout and sarcastic way a while back about how this same publication also sneaks in products into their photo shoots which seems to get disguised with naked pretty ladies. He, or I just worry that the next thing to come are banner ads across their chests and bumper stickers of their bums. Are there no sacred advertising-free spaces in our future?
The thing with variety is that all the things that make it up are all different from one another. As if they vary from one to the next. Lovely. As does this collection of various celebs in various stages on undress.
These are the ladies of sport and faux-sport engaging in what they do best and that is getting their bodies pay the bills. They are Olympic high jumper Amy Acuff, wrestlerette Christy Hemme, fitness model Jamie Eason, WWE’s Kelly Kelly, beach volleyballer Kerri Walsh, wrestling’s Layla El and Maria Kanellis, inline speed skater Nicole Begg, fitness model Silvia Scaglione, wrestlerette Stacy Keibler, track star Susan Tiedtke, Canuck wrestler Trish Stratus and dancer Zita Zakarias.
If I‘m not bitching about the media focusing on non-news topics like the past antics of a former New York Governor’s prostitute or the unsurprising naked past of a (Un)Reality TV tart, I’m being on of the many retarded sheep who feeds into this clusterfuck of unimportance. I feel more guilt than a Catholic wearing a condom when I post this shit. Yet, I do it anyway. I think what saves my conscience is that I KNOW this fluff is just that and I keep a small corner of my brain open for the vital pieces of information like who was the original actor cast as Marty McFly in Back to the Future. Eric Stoltz. Phew. My brain still works. Oh, here’s that hooker and reality TV tart I mentioned earlier...
Seems like I’m bringing up the topic of listed British ladies every week now. Our fellow common wealthers have come up with another topic to round up a bunch of naked lady pictures featuring their now infamous boobie models. This time it’s Britain’s Rudest Girls and among them is Amii Grove who apparently is rude. She never says thank you and please. Terrible.
Stefanie shows her originality and goes with a single F in her name and says to all the Ph’ers out there to go F themselves. Meanwhile, she follows the crowd of insecure models and gets breast implants. Pretty lady. Odd decision maker.
A huge collection of your favourite pinuppers from the United Kingdom which includes Amy Diamond, Amy Lu, Becky Rule, Bianca Gascoigne, Charlotte McKenna, Danni Wells, Eva Wyrwal, Kitty Lea, Lindsey-Anne Strutt, Louise Cliffe, Louise Porter, Lucy Pinder, Malene Espensen, Michelle Marsh, Peta Todd, Rhian Sugden, Sammie Pennington, Sammy Braddy, Sam Cooke, Seren Gibson, Sophie Howard, Sophie Reade and Vikki Blows.
Nary a nude shot heres a bunch of sheer-ish caps of TV's Los Vegas regular Vanessa Marcil. Plenty of soap rolls played in series such as Crossing Jordan, NYPD Blue, Beverly Hills, 90210, General Hospital.
Hot Vanessa Angel in Kingpin (1996) and Killer Instinct (1991), Spanish actress Vanessa Incontrada in Quale amore (2006), Vannessa Sadler in one of her two films Infidelity/Hard Fall (1997).
