I always like it when top notch photographers dive into a world like the porn industry to capture it in a classy manner because so many consider the porn world to be without class. It’s those same people who shun porn who are the first to turn on the titty channels when left alone for any period of time. Here’s an interesting photo study showing some of the biggest names in the industry displaying their different costumes.
You might want to double check the spelling on her last name there but we’re fairly sure we got it right. Eva W as we will call her is an Eastern European born model who’s career blossomed in the UK and is now well known to the likes of people like you who like to regularly take part in the gawking of naked lady pictures. Here are some of Eva’s more recent shots featuring her infamous curves...
The latest visual study that teaches us the habits of celebrities in their everyday lives... featuring Anna Ferzetti, Camila Raznovich, Carole Bouquet, Dancing with the Stars' Cheryl Burke, China Chow, Elena Santarelli, Eva Riccobono, Gemma Atkinson, Jennifer Ellison, Kristen Bell, Lola Ponce, Mascia Ferri, a finely shaped Michelle Hunziker, Patricia Heaton, Penny Lancaster giving Rod a little nibble and Uma Thurman.
From 'Cheers' fame Kirstie Alley in Blind Date. Kirstie also had a TV series "Fat Actress" but then lost too much weight for Jenny Craig then was too fat and got fired by Jenny Craig.
There’s an obvious novelty factor when dealing with a topless lady. Of course, the novelty factor goes way up when you have a group of topless ladies all together-like. It’s also a bit of a cliché how some people go all ga ga over such a setup. It’s like how some guys become post- pubescent kids in a porno shop when they see two girls kissing or do other lesbian-esque activities. We’re not dissing such lesbian shenanigans, nor the guys who love to think they might be invited in such a pair-up, we just find it funny how human’s are programmed to behave (by either mother nature and/or society) when naked ladies group together. What is it called when breast baring ladies get together? A herd? A gaggle? A house of hens? A lesbianasium?
Take away the fact that My Name Is Earl is not quite as hilariously edgy as it’s pilot suggested it was going to be and ignore the fact that cast member Nadine Velazquez’s acting skills are probably to blame for her lack of screen time, she still remains a reason to watch that show. Mind you, her modeling chops and talent for being visually appealing are better seen on the internets in pictorials like this...
Sister to Jake, Maggie in 2004’s Strip Search whose title fits these stills to a T but not exactly in a sexy way unless you realize it’s just a movie. She’s not really being forced to strip. She was paid well for the gig. I’m telling you this because for some reason I think you’re retarded all of a sudden and don’t know real life from make-believe. All apologies.
Current IT (Victoria’s Secret) supermodel and all around cutie was recently spotted (and documented) taking in a healthy amount of Vitamin D via the sun. Thanks to her toplessness and overall smart outfit decision, she was able to absorb the Vit D directly into her healthy hot epidermis.
Supermodels Gather for Summery and Nakedy Photo Shoot
Fashion icon Kate Moss along with well established new comers Daria Werbowy and Lara Stone provide great fodder for this summery photo shoot where Lara Stone and her well performed nakedness basically steals the show.
Tokyo born actress who’s received a lot of critical acclaim over her career along with an ample amount of tabloid like controversy of the usual speculative kind like eating disorders, suicide attempts, and romantic drama, yadda yadda yadda… all of which may or may not be true. Although, if the media said it, it must be. Nonetheless, she continues to act and apparently does a fine job at it. Here’s a great collection of her doing the ole tasteful nude photography thing which also got her some attention both positive and negative.
Along with a few other notable fashion models strutting the runway wearing next to nothing - as they often do – we have French model Morgane Dubled who we’ve seen show up here in the past featured in some great nudes but here we see her practically topless catwalking the runway.
Brazilian TV personality… “personality” as in she probably does the hosting thing because of her good looks and lack of acting talent. As cynical as that sounds, it probably is true. Of course, if you want to poke holes in my hypothesis, please do. It’s always nice to learn of a female celebrity gaining notoriety for more than their gorgeous shell. However, for the purposes of this site, that’s all we’re concerned about. We’re kind of shallow that way. Plus, it’s hard to learn Portuguese in order to learn this lady’s entire career. We’re both shallow AND lazy.
Reports continue to report that whenever someone doesn’t understand something, the phrase “It’s all Greek to me” is uttered 99.97% of the time. This staggering statistic clearly shows that only 0.03 of the population understands the mysterious language known as Greek. While, according to these pictures, of that 0.03 percent, 100 percent of them are hot. Featuring blondastic Julia Alexandratou and darkilicious Olga Farmaki.
People of Non-US Countries Are Naked Under Their Clothes Too
But they tend to let us see what’s under those clothes more often. They are Germany’s Anna Reusch, Italy’s Belen Rodriguez, Portugal’s Diana Chaves, Venezuela’s Francis Ramirez, Belgium’s Veronique De Kock and Britain’s Vikki Blows.
A menagerie of lingerie draped and squeezed onto (and into) some of the latest and greatest of the Argentine models we’re beginning to get quite familiar with thanks to this series of tubes.
…skyscapers? No. Tea cups? No. Sausage ovens? No, and what kind of guess is that? Instead of pointing out the obvious new big thing or things this little pictorial is trying to blatantly put in our faces (which might please many) we’re just going to allow the pictures of these hot pinups of the moment to hold their own instead of crassly uttering the thing(s) we all know what we’re talking about...... boobs. Oh well, I tried. Here’s Eva Wyrwal, Katie Marie, Madison Welch, Lindsey Strutt, Sammy Braddy and Sophie Reade amongst some other less new but just as big something-or-others like Chloe Gray, Emma Frain, Nikkala Stott, Peta Todd and others.
Most would not complain about seeing topless photos of Rhian Sugden, Vikki Blows or any of the other cuties who pose for the third page. However, being the critical a-hole that I am, I have to mention how I always found a lot of the photographs coming from the third page mill of topless pinups to be rather tedious and boring. As of late though, it appears they’ve upped their shoot budgets and hired some fresh and creative people in order to produce much higher caliber photography almost if not truly worthy of a fashion magazine as opposed to some tabloid rag. Take this little set of Rhian and you might agree with this assessment. The Vikki set is not quite up there in regards of high fashiony appeal but at least they added some flames to their usually bland white background.
A plethora of paparazzi photos from recent days and weeks of celebrities being normal people doing normal things like wearing bikinis, low cut tops, sheer dresses, and even nothing. The real people who work as celebrities for a living are a very topless Abigail (Abbey) Clancy, Alessia Fabiani, Alessia Marcuzzi, Amy Winehouse being her regular strange, Angie Harmon, Anna Falchi, Ashlee Simpson showing of the sweater cows, Brigitta Boccoli, Elena Santarelli, supermodels Eva Herzigova and Helena Christensen showing they’ve still got it, Jennifer Aniston, Kim Kardashian (the most real of them all), Lisa Dalla, Lisa from Big Brother UK 9, Marisa Miller being awesome, Michela Coppa, Mischa Barton in the thinnest shirt ever, Pamela Anderson showing off the ole headlights again and Victoria Silvstedt.
Actress Angela Kay Everhart in The Substitute: Failure Is Not an Option (2001), Bare Witness (2002) (which she also produced) and Last Cry (2001) ... aka Dangerous Desires (USA: cable TV title) ... aka Sexual Predator (Australia: video title)
According to these great behind the scenes shots of the 2009 Pirelli Calendar, they’re doing what they do best and that’s putting nude supermodels in the oddest of situations such as rolling around in Africa with mud happy elephants. In the last few years, the Pirelli calendars have been somewhat boring. As in, no significant nakedness. So 2009 looks more than promising and among the models to be featured will be (Canadian) Daria Werbowy, Emanuela DePaula, Isabeli Fontana, Lara Stone, Malgosia Bela, Maria-Carla Boscone and Rianne TenHaken. No names of the hot naked mud wrestling elephants have been released yet.
Some of these actresses such as Penelope Cruz’s sister Monica may ring a bell in your ears. As might Elsa Pataky or a few others but no matter how familiar you are with their acting work, these great high budgeted nude photos of these Spactresses (pardon the silly word cojunction) will please both your creative and horny eyes.
Do you like models? Do you like supermodels? Do you like them presented in high end photography with little to no clothing so as make it “arty”? Then you’re going love the following visual study featuring Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Anouck Lepere, Ariadne Artiles, Camille Miceli, Cindy Crawford, Crystal Renn, Malgosia Bela, Michelle Buswell, Miranda Kerr, Sona Matufkova, Sonia Sieff, Tia Eckhardt and Tiiu Kiuk.
Best known in Baywatch TV series as Stephanie Holden 1992-6, also in the Baywatch Forbidden Paradise movie; least buxom of the Baywatch babes. Acting in movies since she was 16, she's actually done quite a few topless scenes, and at least one full frontal nude scene. Born 1963, 5'10"
Pinup Amii Grove, Big Brother alum Chanelle Hayes, well-known in the UK Hungarian model Eva Wyrwal, another BB participant Imogen Thomas who apparently got a few things enhanced, actress Kelly MacDonald who’s actually Scottish, TV host Kerri Parker, pinups Leilani Dowding and Malene Espensen along with Natalie Rooney whose cousin is Manchester United’s Wayne Rooney, Rebecca Loos who Becks shagged up with ever so briefly, Rhian Sugden who’s another of the popular pinups, actress Roxanne McKee who plays Louise on Hollyoaks and car washin’ Sophie Howard.
Brazilian model and actress who continues to make it impossible to ignore the exports coming from this South American country. Seeing that it is the year 2008, we figure we need to get with the times and maybe do what every other website in the world do and show the odd video. So along with these great stills, here’s the behind the scenes of the great shoot of Milena Toscano...
A plethora of paparazzi photos including Italy’s Alessia Fabiani and Alessia Marcuzzi, British actress Amanda Holden, Big Brother UK’s Amy Alexandra, Spanish Big Brother contestant Belen Rodriguez, Gossip Girl’s Blake Lively, Smallville’s Laura Vandervoort o nthe set of Reef, respectable pop star (normally that’s an oxymoron) Lily Allen, Italy model and soccer player trophy Linda Santaguida, fashion model backstage at a runway show Lydia Hearst, the always stunning supermodel Marisa Miller, Spice Girl and mother of Eddie Murphy Jr. Melanie Brown, former BBUK participant Michelle Bass, Spanish actress who wisely ran away from Tom just in time Penelope Cruz, Italy’s Raffaella Fico and Rosy Dilettuso.
French actress Virginie Ledoyen (Virginie Fernandez ) started modeling when she was 2 (yes, 2). Seen here in Bosque de sombras (2006) AKA BackWoods and The Beach (2000) opposite Leonardo DiCaprio.
Eastern Europe has no shortage of consonants. They had so many at the turn of the century, they used to burn Ks and Rs in their fireplaces to stay warm when Stalin was in power. Nowadays, the hard sounding letters still flourish in the many of the unique languages coming out of Europe’s East and when us Western types ignorantly attempt to pronounce some of their female celebs and models’ names, we come across as the uncultured retards that we are… with a lisp. So with that, just read these names to yourself in your head to save yourself embarrassment. However, if you’re not embarrassed by the fact you’re browsing naked lady pictures on your computer right now, then mispronouncing some crazy foreign names will hardly make you feel ashamed. Here is Hungary’s Adrienn Tiszeker, Csosz Boglarka and Falusi Zsanett. Poland’s Anna Turek, Katarzyna Twardowska, Magda Kuzia, Marta Bodziachowska, Olympian fencer Sylwia Gruchala and Viktoria Gal. Greece’s Katerina Evaggelinou and Menia Mathioudaki with Germany’s Isabel Edvardsson and Czech Republic’s Zuzana Drabinova.
Brit star most famous for 'Sex and the City' Samantha Jones, Kim Cattrall here in Split Second (1992), Hold-Up (1985) and Big Trouble in Little China (1986). Seems the older she gets the better she gets.
Veteran actress from movies like "Annie Hall" & "The Godfather" showing how one would react being caught naked by Jack Nicholson. Also some pics of a younger Diane in 'Looking For Mr. Goodbar'
Super fashion models Ana Beatriz-Barros, An Oost, Biljana Starcevic, Eva Riccobono, Jerry Hall, Judith Bedard, Marisa Miller, Michelle Buswell, Mini Anden, Morgane Doubled, Morgane Dubled, Nadja Auermann, Natasha Poly and Shannon Click all bring a certain something to the art of selling a product that doesn’t even seem present in the ad itself.
Award winning actress we would love to tell you more about but we figure a visual study of her “modeling” work might be more to your liking and you can venture out onto the www if you want to learn more about this lovely lady.
Viviane Castro, The Brazilian Janet Jackson (Members Bonus)
Wardrobe malfunction was the new talking point after Janet Jackson flopped her breast on to America’s uptight consciousness All hell broke loose for what seemed like an eternity for what was a split second appearance of something people weren’t even sure what they were seeing. A million replays on the news proved that yes indeed, it was a boob. In Brazil, they have their own version of the Superbowl which is by far more liberal than any US football game and they call it Carnival. Viviane Castro is a Carnival dancer who, like most of her peers, is bedazzled directly on to her naked oiled up body along with maybe some giant feathers. They appear naked, but officially, according to their competition rules (yes, it’s some sort of contest) they are not allowed to be truly nude. The key to them not being totally naked is a 1.6 inch strip of tape stuck to their happy but naughty nether region. Viviane was disqualified from the competition because of her own little wardrobe malfunction in which her trusty strip of adhesive paper failed to properly cover her baby gate. We assume this made enough news in the Brazilian media for her to then pose properly nude in these pictorials. We’ve also included vidcaps of her doing her own version of Janet Jackson’s naught bits flash to the Nation.
American (Hawaii, brought up in Australia) Nicole Kidman in various roles including an HBO First Look episode Fur: An Imaginary Portrait of Diane Arbus (2006) and the last 3 pics are from an unknown production (is it her?)
Keeley Hazel Forces Web Writer To Spew Hyperbolic Run-On Sentence
Miss Hazel is arguably one of the biggest winners in the genetic lottery whose generous enough to share her winnings with us mutants by showing off her prized natural wonders every once in a while.
The America of the South packs a multitude of different countries all of which pack a multiplex of cultures. One particular culture that seems to have garnered a lot of attention on le interweb is that distinct group of female people who practice the traditional activity of being good looking. This talent often promotes them to a level of celebritidum allowing for their culture to be enjoyed by the lesser good looking cultures who are often found browsing or creating websites with ladies on them. Thank the Lord for other cultures.
Canadian Monika Schnarre here in Love on the Side (2004). Monika won the Ford Supermodel of the World contest in 1986 at the age of 14 (youngest ever).
Often a mutli-model photo shoot seems like overkill. There’s always a dud or two in the crowd that takes away the artistry of what could be a masterpiecious image. (Yes, I just made up a word.) However, this fivetette (is that another creation?) of British models they crammed together for a sexy little shoot has nothing in it dragging it down. Plus, the poses seem quite candid and natural which is not typically pulled off well when attempting to shoot a handful of models. It’s about as good as it gets among the English boobie pinups: Nikkala Stott, Peta Todd, Sam Cooke, Amii Grove and dark haired sexy little munchkin Vikki Blows. Pentagonerrific!
Despite the dark side being all evil and stuff, (“and stuff” being the signature saying of the articulate) the dark side always seems far sexier than it’ so-called good side. Was Darth Vader’s look not more dashing than Luke’s white house coat with off-white blaster boots? When it comes to the ladies and their hair, it’s the same. That’s not my opinion but a fact. Argentina model Jessica Cirio recent turn to the dark side on the follicle level proves my point… fact.
Uber supermodel Adriana Lima is the mould in which all members of the Dark side should be built from. Her latest pictorial need not be full of blatant boobs and bums (although some naughty things are seen) to make your light saber turn red.
This is for all the sports fans out there or the volleyball enthusiasts or the tanned ass fetish crowd or the science sleuths whose work involves the study of how one removes sand from every orifice on the female body. Here is American beach volleyball player Misty May along with her partner Mary Walsh who will probably go to their graves with bits of sand in them.
Greece’s Christina Papadaki, Romania’s Dana Rogoz, England’s Danielle Lloyd, Argentina’s Debora Bello, Australia’s Gale Chan, Brazil’s Gisele Bundchen on the German version of GQ where they left in her nipples and all those who question its authenticity go to her official website and look at her 2001 covers – it’s real, Mick’s daughter Jade Jagger of England, Argentina’s Julieta Gomez, Ukraine’s Katia Taylor, South Africa’s Kerry McGregor, Britain’s Lucy Pinder, Romania’s Marina Dina, Argentina’s Monica Ayos, South America’s Monica Farro, Australia’s Naomi Watts, Russia’s Natalia Vodianova and Mexico’s Sabine Moussier.
Best This, Best That Galore... and More (Members Bonus)
Now that that awkwardly written headline is out of the way, here are the latest British breakdowns of some famous female bods. We have Big Brother UK Uncensored moments along with BBUK alum Chanelle Hayes, the Best Bods of 2008 according to whoknows, a handful of your favourite pinups who appear to be doing a reality show which we assume will fry our grey matter and finished off with some other English treats.
It’s funny how the celebrities with actual talent are running away from the swarming paparazzi while the mediocre and down-right talentless people (who manage to get talked about more than the legit stars on these mindless entertainment shows and websites) are now setting up their own contrived “paparazzi” shoots just to get their names in the gullible press. They then pose in skimpy bikinis forcing me to acknowledge their existence because I’m a hypocritical tool. So here’s a bunch of legit celebs being photographed by illegitimate photographers spliced with the likes a Simone Fusco-Somethingorother who’s one of these aforementioned illegitimate “celebs” faking their own reality for the cameras.
Based on these behind the scenes shots of Brit actress Gemma Atkinsons 2009 calendar, it looks like she will continue to push the limits of her fans’ patience and maintain her status as a “nice girl.” I don’t fully understand this grey zone of modeling where every inch of your body is used to sell except for but a few square (round) inches. She really ought to jump that shark already. You know, for the kids.
This Australian fashion model made a little appearance here last January in some very contrived and typically arty shots that you often see come out of the fashion industry that make you feel somewhat stupid for “not getting it” whereas these great shots of Tia, at least to me, seem more within the grasp of everyone getting it. Sexy. Simple. Pretty. It’s nice to see her with eyebrows this time.
Sexy Times with a Brazilian Soccer Player (Members Bonus)
To most North Americans, soccer, or I should say “football” is rather, well, boring. Ironically, football fans are anything but and they exist in huge numbers around the world. Personally, I still don’t get the hype. I certainly don’t understand someone liking any sport so much that they’d want a referee to die for a bad call. Of course, brining up that point is like saying hockey is only about fighting when it’s just a minor part of it. However, who the hell cares what I think about ANYTHING when you have a 20 year old Brazilian football player posing completely nude. And get this, it’s a girl. A very attractive one at that. So please ignore me now and check out Laisa Andrioli…
Well, that’s not very nice Mr. D-Man. No, it wasn’t but when the opportunity for a bad (and mindless) pun comes along, I take it. It’s the only way I can fill this website with words to coincide with the naked lady pictures. Who knows if Brit pinup Lindsey Anne Strutt is a dirty, dirty slut or not but how can we go this long featuring her without making this retarded play on words with her last name? Besides, this allows me to bring up a point about certain internetters out there who do (in a non ironic way) throw around the word slut to describe any female celebrity that dares to be provocative and how I hate that. Stop being mindless misogynist hacks. So there.
“Mad Men” actress Alison Brie, “Ugly Betty” actress Ana Ortiz, former “Law & Order” cast member Angie Harmon, Bond Girl (Casino Royale) Caterina Murino, Christina Ricci in “Black Snake Moan”, model Cori Schumacher, Sex and the City’s Cynthia Nixon, Canada’s Elisha Cuthbert, classic actress Faye Dunaway, actresses Gabrielle Union and Jill Scott, from TV’s “Miss Guided” Judy Greer, Argentina’s Julieta Prandi, stage and screen’s Julie Andrews, famous tattoo artist Kat Von D, Brit pinup Kayleigh Pearson, a top supermodel in her day and still every once in a while Laetitia Casta, the interestingly named Malo Mafe, actress Marisa Tomei, supermodel turned actress Milla Jovovich, Aussie Naomi Watts, cute and rarely employed Natasha Gregson-Wagner, the curvy Peta Todd, fashion model Sasha Pivovarova, the gracefully aging Sofia Vergara, a sexy t-shirted Stephanie Seymour, cover model Vahina Giocante, Dirty Sexy Money’s Zoe McLellan and English model Zoe Stollery.
The latest in accidental celebrity nudity (and close calls) which includes Serbian singer Ana Nikolic, Girls Aloud singer Cheryl Tweedy, supermodel Claudia Schiffer in a sheer top, actress Demi Moore, TV personality Denise Van-Outen, Harry Potter’s Emma Watson, Gemma Atkinson in a see-thru top, supermodel Heidi Klum, Jasmine Lafitte in one of the most amusing upskirts of all time, Jessica Alba, Dancing with the Stars’ Karina Smirnoff, Lara Flynn-Boyle, Lindsay Lohan, Maria Sharapova, Molly Sims, Pussycat Dolls’ Nicole Sherzinger, Nikki Cox in not an accidental nudity moment but a giant oops in judgment regarding her face (holy fuck, what is wrong with her mind thinking she needed to mangle herself?), Pamela Anderson’s panties, again, Petra Nemcova, Sam Heuston, Sophie Duez in a complete see-thru moment at Cannes, Toni Braxton, Virginie Ledoyen, and Lenny’s daughter Zoe Kravitz.
This glamour model is, what one would say, curvy. She’s made her rounds on various high profile naked lady websites and now appears to have gone on to acting. Well, maybe not “acting” acting but rather taking her clothes off for moving pictures instead of still ones. Here’s Divini in “Rachel's Angels” which could be described as an erotic film which reminds of something great I just heard: “The difference between erotic films and porn is erotic films use the feather. Porn uses the whole chicken.” Miss Rae has yet to use the whole chicken.
