Heroes’ ass-kicker Ali Larter, Cameron Diaz, Brit pinup Danielle Lloyd, The Bachelorette Deanna Pappas, Italy’s Elisabetta Gregoraci, supermodel Elsa Benitez quite clothesless, actress Kate Beckinsale, Italy’s Martina Stella, Croatian model Nina Moric and her husband showing his baking skills by kneading her bread and the infamous Rebecca Loos.
The United Kingdom’s Danielle Lloyd, Greece’s Eyaggelia Aravani, Helena of Germany, Norway’s Helene Rask, Argentina’s Magali Montoro, Spain’s Marcia Mayer and Greece’s Maria Korinthiou.
Here be a dame that ain’t the classy dame that you might be thinking of when you misread the name Gracy Kelly. That Kelly with the first name Grace is no longer with us and certainly wasn’t as provocative as this South American Gracy. So let’s no longer associate the classic Grace Kelly with this modern inflated Gracy Kelly and just enjoy these picture for what they are; classy-ish porn... ish.
The people over there in the United Kingdom like to remind the World that they fancy the female breast by featuring little collections of large breasted ladies whether they are best of the new or the best of the favourites. Of course, to go back to middle of that last useless sentence, who in the World doesn’t fancy the female breast? No one. That’s who.
A visual study of the range of celebrity that inhabits our planet... and the specimens in this study are Abigail Clancy, Alex Best, Cassie , Christina Aguilera, Federica Pellegrini, Giovanna Ewbank, Jessica Cirio, Karen McDougal, Kari Sweets, Kylie Minogue, Lake Bell, Lucy Pinder, Madonna , Marilena Bairaba, Monica Bellucci, Rachel Watson, Rebekah Teasdale, Reda Lapaite and Zoe Mcconnell.
A healthy does of fashion models who range in various degrees of superness and they are Aleksandra Eriksson, Aline Nakashima, Christy Turlington, Cintia Dicker, Filippa Hamilton, Gina Mari, Gisele Bundchen (new upgrade versions), Heidi Klum, Kate Moss, Lisa Cazzulimi, Natasha Poly and Petra Nemcova.
This site started with one picture of one supermodel. In an ideal world, I would have liked to only feature high end photography filled with supermodels and lesser known but equally gorgeous models whether they be celebrities or not. That didn’t happen. So when a batch of great photos of great models like the following comes around, it reminds me of why I started collecting photos. So it kind of kills a little a bit of my insides when I sell my self out and get all tabloidy with less than stellar photos simply because some d-class celeb didn’t wear a bra that day. Ah well, c'est la vie.
So can everyone now go back to not caring about sports that no one cares about for another four years? Ok, so I kind of paid attention to the Olympics this year. I even learned some of the athlete’s names. That’s probably because I was forced to watch the same replayed event four times a day. It’s the only way I remember things these days. Another helpful motivator to get the ole grey matter pumping is the fact that there have been some rather attractive looking Olympians this year. Even among the females. Here are a few with an extra nod to Paraguayan javelinner Leryn Franco. She seems nice...
Report Finds Celebrities Live Lives Too (Members Bonus)
There have been recent reports indicating celebrities have lives and so helps us God, they live them. The audacity for them to do so in palpable. That sounds pretty serious but I’d have to know what palpable means to know for sure. The same report mentions that normally these celebrity lives are independent from the fans and superfans and super ass-holish paparazzi who follow them around. However recently, there have been more and more celebrities actually staging their lives in order for a great photo op. The line of lives and lies is getting blurred with these famous people. In conclusion, the end.
A little while back Greek model Julia Alexandratou did a get rip off of Lindsay Lohan ripping off a classic Marilyn Monroe shoot. Now another Greek model, Sasha Basta, is doing another great rip off of a classic shoot but only to the 2nd degree this time. Sasha does classic shots from Madonna’s controversial Sex Book and again, a hot Greek model pulls it off well. Hats off to the photographer and art director too. Although, I don’t understand the whole starred-out va-jay-jay. Are va-jay-jays a no no in Greece? Oh, it seems one of the shots Sasha does here is NOT from the Sex Book but in fact, a take from Madonna’s infamous appearance at a Jean-Paul Gaultier fashion show where she, for the hundred-dozenth time, shows the public her breasts. Here’s some of the real shots from that too...
Kitty Lea seems like a nice girl. To me. That’s because, to me, a nice girl is some one who is among many things and one those things is being honest and open about their sexuality. Like Kitty seems to be from my surface deep assessment of her. According to the opening caption on this little photo spread, these are Kitty’s “rudest pics ever!” Really? Rudest? Ever? Obviously, someone’s trying to sell magazines so we’ll let them use hyperbolic statements to move some paper. However, for the sake of just yakking, let’s just get on the record that I think calling some sexy nude photos (merely topless in fact) as “rude” is, for the lack of using my brain and coming up with an articulate set of argument making words; stupid. She’s topless and sexy as hell and hardly defining rude in these photos. Oh wait; it’s an English thing isn’t it? Like how they describe someone as “horny” and mean someone’s good looking as opposed to meaning to describe someone has being so ripe for sexy time they have a raging steel pipe in their pants. Ah, the English. There really was no point to any of this drivel, was there? There never is.
Eye Spy With My Little Eye Something That Is Nipple (Members Bonus)
You know how that game goes. Spot a nipple and you win. Yes indeed, when a nipple is seen, everybody wins. Here is a rather large collection of Oops photos where you can win by spotting more than just a nipple but any other naughty bit that tickles your fancy. Oh, what amazing things people do with enough time on their hands. Why volunteer for a homeless shelter or save a whale when you can play Where’s Waldo But With Nipples? Among the accidental nudity fun is the recent and strange moment where Lily Allen gets into a fist fight and a nipple breaks out...
With the 2008 Olympics coming to a close this week, we’ve looked through the vault to find some notable athletes including US Gold Medalists Misty May and Kerri Walsh, British cyclist Rebecca Romero, the very lovely and nude Swedish cross-bower Sara Boberg, Brazilian track star Silva Lucimara and for the hell of it, Anna Kournikova walking away in a bikini.
This former “L Word” actress is one of those ridiculously good looking types who could be wearing a parka and I’d still be hard pressed not to post her. Luckily for everyone, it’s summer so no parka photo shoots today but a fun little backyard looking shoot showing how fun summer COULD be if you just happened to be hanging out with a Sarah Shahi.
There’s been talks on the internets saying that Kate Bekinsale is unhappy with her body. Particularly, her bottom. So for someone who has seen Miss Bekinsale, one must think she’s another one of those gorgeous beyond most standards females who’s exterior is working right but the interior has a long way to go. In other words, “crazy.” I don’t know how true those comments of hers are but for someone who’s actually sat through a Jay Leno interview just to see her; I was pleasantly surprised how witty and cool Kate was. Self-deprecating but in that smart and entertaining way. So what’s my point? Um, she’s beautiful, smart and funny and doesn’t appear to be the narcissistic nut job diva that some may lead us to believe. Mind you, using The Tonight Show as my solid source could have some holes in it. Wait, I saw her on Letterman too. Ok, I’m confident in my opinion again. She held up to Dave just swell.
Ancient home of mythology; the birth place of the Olympics; the country whose name sounds likes the oily substance found in a deep fryer and/or unwashed hair; the fortunate place in which all these rather attractive ladies are famous; this is Greece.
United Kingdom’s Amanda Harrington, Miss World 2008 Portugal Andreia Rodrigues, Mexico’s Cecilia Galliano, Maribel Guardia and Vanessa Guzman, Greece’s Julia Alexandratou and Maria Rinthiou, Portugal’s Ruth Marlene and Canada’s Trish Stratus.
The big news is that Hugh Hefner’s new girlfriend is both not blond and not packed to the roof with silicone. Has he finally acquired some taste? Or will Dasha Astafieva show up at the Mansion with fried platinum hair and ginormous fakies which would render her invisible amongst all of Hef’s current gal pals? We hope not... well, actually, we don’t really care in the big scheme of things... but if we’re on this subject, that’s where our hopes lay.
It looks like all of your favourite Brit pinups are getting their own calendars come 2009 and every one of them look worthy of hanging in your work cubicle if your plan is to ward off any real girls from coming up and talking to you. Here are the 2009 calendar previews of Eva Wyrwal, Kitty Lea, Lindsey-Anne Strutt, Lucy Pinder and Malene Espensen.
Ladies from around the world who all use the same technique to gather onlookers while managing to not cross that line of so-called indecency. They are internet sensation Denise Milani, Venezuelan actress (from Latin version of Desperate Housewives) Gabriela Vergara, Australian import and TV’s Holly Valance, Mexican actress Luz Elena Gonzalez and Brazilian actress Marcele Becker.
It seems this magical disappearing bikini has been lent out many times among all the Brit pinups before and all indicators indicate that it will continue to be used for their future photo shoots in which the ending ends with no bikini. (What a stupid run-on sentence.)
Highlights include a bikini clad Rihanna, Olympic Beach Volleyball hotties Misty May and Kerri Walsh getting cheeky with their ass of a President, a topless Cheeky Girl whatever that is, more of supermodel Heidi Klum topless, Kate Bosworth in need if sustenance, French news anchor and apparent future mommy Melissa Theuriau and Spanish actress Paz Vega.
Naked Newcomer Probably Too New To Know What A Mix Tape Is
Is it too early for me to start complaining about how these young ladies who are old enough to pose nude (in a very talented way) but too young to know what a cassette deck is or know how to operate a rotary phone? Maybe this new British model will surprise us by being able to laugh at old Simpsons references by not saying “LOL” but by actually laughing out loud. I think I might be expecting way too much from today’s youth. One thing you CAN count on, however, is that today’s youth will get naked. I’m still debating whether that’s a good thing or not. While that debate goes on, here’s Rosie...
Ok, so who cares that these topless photos of Joanna Krupa are recycled from her 2008 calendar? I do. I care that even topless photos can go green to save our planet. If you cared, you’d look at these recycled pictures and know that you made a difference. Isn’t it grand how you can spit out the term recycle or slap on the word green on to anything these days and make people actually think it’s good for the environment? So clever. So evil.
Attractive Ladies Continue To Get Naked Where I Am Not
Those lovely lasses from England we all know now thanks to the webbernet are once again hanging out together. Being naked. In a nice part of the world. Far away from wherever I may be. Good chances they are where you are not as well. That’s why the internet works.
I keep meaning to start watching this Weeds show like a pothead keeps meaning to take the garbage out but it’s, like, way over there. Unlike potheads, I have no excuse for my procrastination because my only drug of choice is coffee which is supposed to actually motivate you. So if you think about it, not sure why you would, but if I didn’t drink coffee, this site would never be worked on and still look like it was designed in 1998. Oh, it sill looks like that, doesn’t it? Yeah, I’ve been meaning to get on that. Until then, actress Mary-Louise Parker is naked in Weeds...
South American singer who just happens to double as an attractive lady who will pose in pretty pictures for her fans. Here are some of those pretty pictures...
The female nipple continues to be the topic of conversation and controversy lately. First, Eva Mendes rolls around in bed nude for Calvin Klein (for an ad, not him personally) and out pops her nipple ever-so briefly making it unairable on US television. Not a big surprise. Now an older picture from 2004 of what appears to be a nude Christina Aguilera in a David Lachapelle photo comes back to be another story revolving around female body part(s) that us North Americans get all hot and especially bothered by. Is the photo real? Well, yes. Has Christina been Photoshopped? It’s a David Lachapelle photo. Of course it’s been tweaked digitally. Is The D-Man being ambiguous because he has no idea himself whether Christina was actually naked for this photo shoot? Maybe. Oh, we also have Eva Herzigova’s latest photo shoot where she plays hide and seek with her nipples and actually looks healthier again. Of course, they could have just Photoshopped that extra flesh on to her. Reality; what happened to that?
Newcomers Emma Frain and one-named wonder Jentina manage to heat things up enough to cause a bikini meltdown as this photo spread’s title would imply. Hot enough to melt the less than shy Emma’s bikini top right off while it looks like we’ll need more time in the heat for the more bashful Jentina to make that same bold move.
Classic Supermodels Heidi and Cindy Both Topless (Members Bonus)
While Cindy Crawford did pose officially nude in her prime, making these topless shot far from her first, fellow supermodel Heidi Klum never quite crossed that line of doing a truly nude or even topless photo shoot. So Heidi’s first truly topless photos are now in existence post-Mommyhood but pre-not-hot-anymore-hood. Meaning, she’s still a fine looking lady despite being a senior citizen in supermodel years. Although, there is a shot in our archives of a very topless Heidi from years ago from a low profile German advertisement. So really, when a model says she never has or never will pose nude, 95% of the time it means she has and will again for the right amount of money. In other paparazzi news, we have Lily Allen doing a full fledged boob slip, supermodel Kate Moss showing no reason to be wearing any clothes if this is what happens, more of soccer star girlfriend Nereida Gallardo topless, sexy actress Paz Vega being all European-like sporting a thong, along with some others.
We can only hope the latest Lucy Pinder photo spread with a rock theme does NOT lead to her becoming the next piece of eye-candy to bark into a voice synthesizer that churns out a manufactured perfect pitched yet annoying hit single. Don’t. Let. That. Happen.
Argentina’s Alejandra Maglietti, Britain’s Amylu Bennett, South America’s Camila Velazco, Ireland’s Claire Tully Eire, Greece’s Katerina Stikoudi and U S and A’s Nadine Velazquez.
The America below the equator is inhabited by the likes of the following: Adabel Guerrero, Belen Francese, Cinthia Cohen, Claudia Fernandez, Dallys Ferreira, Dominique Pestana, Evangelina Anderson, Natacha Jaitt, Sabrina Ravelli, Valeria Archimo, Valeria Degenaro, Veronica Perdom, Victoria-Stefania Xipolitakis and Victoria Vanucci.
Keira Knightley, Kim Basinger, Kim Dickens, Kim Kardashian, Kirsten Baker, Kit Paquin, Klara Lisy, Laura Christensen, Leah Ford, Leslie Stefanson, Lindsey Vuolo, Lisa Arturo, Lori-Jo Hendrix, Louise Bitcon, Louise Chambers, Louise Deamere, Lucia Quintana, Lucie Borleteau, Ludmila Ruoso, Lydie Denier, Lynda Weismeier, Madison Clark, Madonna , Marcia-Gay Harden, Maria Ballesteros, Maria Bonnevie, Maria Jurado, Mariel Hemingway, Marisa Tomei, Maruja Yusti, Mary McCormack, Mary Scott, Meg Ryan, Melanie Griffith, Melanie Olivares, Melissa-Anne Moore, Michelle Lay, Mila Dekker, Monique Gabrielle, Naomi Allisstone
Apparently, fan favourite Brit pinup Michelle Marsh is back. She returns to modeling from what we’re guessing was a hiatus caused by a tumor in her uterus which was safely removed and later named Stewart. Here she is fully recovered like nothing ever happened...
Current It supermodel whose gigs include SI and Leo DeCaprio has joined the parade of celebs in bikinis caught by the lenses of the paparazzi. Bar sets herself high by easily being the most talented at wearing the famous two-piece outfit named after an island. Hey, look. We’re educational too.
Actress Angie Harmon in a see-through dress, more of the lovely Bar Rafaeli sporting a bikini, Gossip Girl’s Blake Lively having an Oops moment, Grey’s Anatomy’s Ellen Pompeo also wearing something transparent, Erika Christensen, Federica Fontana, Gwyneth Paltrow almost Oops, glowing mother Jessica Alba with the lights on, brain genius Kendra Wilkinson, Michelle Hunziker getting a massage, Mischa Barton sucking up the rays and attention, Soccer girlfriend Nereida Gallardo also soaking in the Vitamin D but more directly, Latin singer Paulina Rubio, more Rihanna and an older Scarlett Johansson image worth a little look-see.
