To say that ALL women exist for the pleasure of our eyes would be considered rather sexist. However, it’s quite safe to say in a matter of fact kind of way that models, or better said, the occupation of models exists purely for the aesthetically pleasing visual appearance of said models. There is nothing sexist about that. Of course, bringing this topic up with a female friend (or two at once) who you assumed to be thoughtful and liberal women could still lead you down the path to a lot of yelling and screaming if you don’t tip toe down that path carefully. Believe you me. So let’s just say the following collection of attractive women have a job that exists purely for the good of all human and animal kind which results in the saving the whales and feeding the hungry children of the world.
That pretty much sums up what happened recently. Nothing too shocking and not nearly as newsworthy as a famous death or two. However, we are a nude celebrity site which reports celebrity nudity and this is all we have to work with if we want to stay on topic. So, here you go. A pair of pop stars (one them a slash actress) show more of their breasts in public than they planned. We’ve thrown in some other celebrities in similar situations.
The obligatory look from behind that rears up nearly every week featuring a look back at the backsides of famous to famous-ish ladies of fame whose ample asses may have backed up their careers from time to time. Oh god. This sounds like it was written by some local news station whose only form of wit comes in the form of witless puns. Can they please stop saying “This story coming up has gone to the dogs.” about every dog story before I kill myself in the face? And when did Jakki Degg release a 2005 calendar without me knowing about it? Oh, yeah. 2005 brain genius. (I’m a terrible writer.)
American actress and star of “Friday Night Lights” Adrianne Palicki; Brazilian adult “actresses” Carol Miranda, Julia Paes, and Sabrina BoingBoing doing some lady-on-lady boing boing; Hungarian model Cser Franciska; former British pop group Atomic Kitten member Kerry Katona is some very early nudes which are very nude; in one of her latest stripteases England’s Michelle Marsh; UK pinup Rhian Sugden; and finally, Belgium’s Tina Driesen.
Every 15 minutes, there’s something new we just have to have or see or see about having, now, because it’s new. Now. So here is the old New Sexy British Babe Rosie Jones introducing the newest New Sexiest British Babes Emily O'Hara, India Reynolds, Kate Hoban and Sam Kellett. Sam and India are only newish. We already saw them a few weeks ago which is an eternity in today’s new times.
Anyone that wants to call themselves a real man has at least one time in their lives done it with a pair of sisters at the same time. So that means about 99.9% of males on this Earth are not real men. So if you’re one of the lucky one percent of one percent to have come between two female siblings, then let us all bow to your glory for promoting incest. Wait. What? Ok, so I’m torn with issue. When it comes to two hot sisters being in a sexual act there is this line of it being a sexy good time or just plain weird and possibly illegal. Based on the wide spread appearances of famous sisters (often one being more famouser than the other) in sexy pictorials like the following it makes me believe it’s generally accepted as both hot and quite legal. So I’ll keep my virtual mouth shut about this issue from now on.
Having worked in some capacity with models and with photographers, I know that there’s this blurry line many models draw when it comes what to what they will and won’t show to the cameras. Quite often, models will stop short of showing fully exposed nipple for fear of being “that kind of model” and as a feminist myself, I say that’s every model’s right to draw that line. Of course, it’s when they start blurring that line with strange logic which is when my man brain hurts with utter confusion. Here’s an example: model A, let’s call her Sally, Sally says she won’t pose nude. Fine. She will however do implied nudity which means she’ll be topless but won’t show her exposed nipple. Fine. Then out of nowhere, she decides she will pose with a sheer top which completely shows every inch of her breast. Ok, fine and great. A photo of Sally from the shoot gets leaked which shows her fully exposed breast. Nipple and all. Sally freaks out. Sally doesn’t want to be “one of those kinds of models.” Sally thinks her family might see it. Sally thinks she just did porn. So to make Sally happy again, the stand-up photographer hunts down all the places this “porn” photo was leaked to and gets it swapped with the photo of Sally in a fully sheer top instead. Sally is happy now. Sally is a “good” model again because an invisible piece of cloth is now the magically costume of the good girl. So that’s the story of Sally. Now looking at the following collection of bikini models and how they are posing in that ever-so-coy way, there’s a really good chance there are at least a few Sally’s in the bunch.
Sorry for the lack of updates yesterday. I had this thing. On to more interesting things: Bruce Willis’ lady friend Emma Hemming in what some are calling weird photos but what I call weirderrific photos, singer slash songwriter Jewel Kilcher showing the other talent/assets that helped with her success, Kate Moss is now singing but as always her nipples make an appearance, former Heroes cast member Kristen Bell in a swimming device called a bikini, actress Leighton Meester in stills from her alleged sex tape, former bunnymate and current vapid TMZ fodder Shauna Sand completely topless at the beach or did someone order a pepperoni pizza? And finally, CSI: Miami star Sofia Milos showing how a dress and a windy day can be entertaining.
A visual study showing the range of the definition of “celebrity” going from “actress” to “person who is on TV” to “supermodel” to “plainer model” to “person who has posed in a picture” to “anyone that has a pulse.”
For those who like their naked supermodel pictures clear and of a size that an elbow can be differentiated from a nipple, here are better scans from the backstage footage of Pirelli’s 2010 Calendar featuring the likes of Miranda Kerr, Ana Beatriz Barros and such all topless.
Colombia seems like a very stimulating country. Whether you like to get a high from sniffing, drinking or poking, Colombia has the vice for you. When you think about it, Colombia may have been responsible for shaping our drug culture through the last 3 decades. The 80s had cocaine, the 90s was when Starbuck’s took over the world with $10 cups of coffee and now the 00s could easily be thought of the decade when the sex industry went main stream. Although, I can’t say that a lot of our now sexed up pop culture is due to Colombia but with the concentration of attractive lady celebrities found in this relatively small South American country, one could make up some solid facts based on this stretched logic. This focused yet unfocused paragraph brought to you by a café latte sprinkled with cocaine on top served by a mind numbingly hot barista.
Adriana Lima was in the 2005 Pirelli Calendar, Bai Ling posed in sheer, Belen Lavallen was born in Argentina, Bethenny Frankel of some reality show showed her breasts through a sheer dress, Carolina Pampita Ardohain didn’t show her cutest bum ever and still manages to pull off of a really sexy shoot, Elle Liberachi was born in the UK, Eva Mendes took her top off to sell some Calvin Klein products, Eva Wyrwal fondled Rosie Jones, Gisele Bundchen was in a terrible movie, Heidi Klum did another implied nude pose, Katie “Jordan” Price used to be attractive but now resorts to doing her calendar photo shoots in public to get any attention, Kirsty Gallacher has always been coy with photographers, Laetitia Casta was still breathtaking in 1994, Morgane Dubled showed a bit of boob for fashion, Nikkala Stott has been naked many times, Noirin Kelly was on a Big Brother show of some sort, Riley Steele played with Kelly Brook’s breasts once, Rosie Jones fondled Eva Wyrwal, Sophia Loren was a knock-out, Stacy “Fergie” Ferguson was hard on her body but only her face seems to show that now.
Aielene Reines of the Philippines, Inna Lucikova of the Ukraine, Krystle Gohel of the UK, Laeticia Hallyday of the France, Lucia Lapiedra of the Spain, Natalia Paris of the Colombia, Orsolya Kocsis of the Hungary, Sandra Joine of the Belgium and Tanya Konstantinova of the Bulgaria.
Backstage photos from the upcoming and super exclusive Pirelli 2010 calendar have been released showing some of the biggest names in the current fashion slash super model world all of which are very topless slash nude. The roster includes (as seen from left to right in the group shots): Eniko Mihalik, Rosie Huntington Whiteley, Catherine McNeil, Abbey Lee Kershaw, Daisy Lowe, Gracie Carvalho, Marloes Horst, Lily Cole, Ana Beatriz Barros, Miranda Kerr, and Georgina Stojiljkovic. Looks like Terry Richardson is this calendar’s man behind the lens who’s known to have no problems getting models naked where he will often feature himself in his own shots. Whether it’s his hand copping a feel of the model, his sketchy looking mug or his entire naked man body, he manages to make low production photography rather interesting. 2010 couldn’t come sooner...
This American born actress’ current day job is playing Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley on TV’s “House” but in the world of nerds, her role in the upcoming Tron 2.0 (or whatever they’re calling it now) might be, what they call, her big breakthrough role. In the meantime, her actressing skills can be enjoyed on TV and her getting nearly naked skills can be enjoyed in the following pictorial...
Ah, the British with their easy to understand language and their easy on the eyes crop of lady celebrities who seem to be either reality television contestants or tabloid newspaper pinups or both at the same time. Sure, they have their talented actresses who would be considered the traditional type of celebrity. However, in this day and age of vacuous personalities who seem to drop their clothes at the site of a camera, it’s these ladies that seem to inundate our easily manipulated eyes and lazy minds with their outside aesthetics. Now imagine in your brain that last paragraph with a British accent and it’ll sound a lot more intelligent.
The only Pussycat Doll that matters (if you were to actually believe any one of them can actually matter) is front woman Nicole Scherzinger who recently showed her bikini wearing talent at a paparazzi infested beach this week. Her fellow Pussycats joined her, but like I said, Nicole is really one Pussycat Doll too many as it is. Surprising note (which you will have to take my word for it): her “band”mates actually did NOT have bulging bikini bottoms in the front-bum regions despite their rumoured tranny statuses.
Vampires are what the kids are into right now... or I should say, Hollywood decided that vampires are what the kids are into right now. Like most things that kids are into, I am not into them at all. I usually like the one hour (42.5 minutes if you download) TV drama on US cable like the Sopranos, the Rescue Mes, the Dexters, the Wires, etc. but this current vampire phenomenon has held me off from watching cable’s latest drama True Blood. Until the current second season is over combined with more favourable reviews from the non-teenage girl demographic, I’m gonna settle on just enjoying stills like the following of Anna Paquin’s nude scene in last night’s episode. (Why do I think more than teenage girls are watching this show?)
They might not be nude but the following the collection of celebrities caught by the paparazzi will please your eyes, but keep in mind, those same eyes may melt after they take in the Megan Fox hotness at the German premiere of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen this past weekend. She makes my brain hurt.
To quickly fill the nude boob quota in today’s rushed update (due to life getting in the way) here is UK model Natasha Marley getting naked in front of a motor vehicle which also happens to not be wearing any clothes.
This Colombian model is what you would call “a looker” and this particular set does her beauty justice. I’m not quite understanding the strategic placing of the bits of sea shrubbery on her breasts but I will accept that Toya Montoya wants to be a little coya. (That last bit sound like a Kinks song.)
You know the drill. They’re pretty. They’re good looking. They’re the women women want to look like. They’re the women that men want to look at. They’re dressed by homosexuals. They’re (mostly) undressed in the following visual study for the heterosexuals. Not exclusively of course. Gay people could enjoy a naked supermodel too as much as the next human being but by and large, it’s the raging heteros that like to look at naked ladies. That’s all I’m saying. I like the gays. Why am I still typing?
Some of these things happened a while ago while some of these things happened just this week. The more recent things (like boobies and bumbums) include the still very cute Heather Graham being very daring by allowing but a wafer thin blue dress separate her very present boobs from a Zach Galifianakis at the Hangover premiere. (BTW, Google the shit out of Zach for hilarity.) Then there’s more of the well genetically crafted Kelly Brook with Riley Steele showing more bits this time. Then Fergie shows quite a lot her lady lump in the BEP’s latest video for one of their terrible songs. Oh, Madonna actually had a slip of a nip in 1986 and no one seemed to notice until now.... blah blah blah, Christina Stefanidi is super super cute.
The plots thicken with bare actress skin in the following visuals from film and television which all involve ladies whose parents had their bookmarks in the N pages of their baby name books with the exception of Kate French who got spliced into this collection simply because of her great good lookingness.
A mish-mash of multiplicity of which the variety is various ranging from actresses to models to singers to who-the-eff-is-that’s all in various stages of undress either on purpose or on account of a simple attire accident. For further details on the who, follow the magical hyperlinks to the visual study...
We take a trip around the world to see what various international celebrity nudity exists starting with Eastern European model Aleksandra Majstorovic, Anna Fantazia of Hungary, Argentinean model and actress Araceli Gonzalez, classic French sex symbol Brigitte Bardot in early and not exactly flattering nudes from the olden days, all American girl (whatever that means) Carmen Electra in nudes from 1999, Brazilian Fabia Taffarel, sporty Hungarian Gabriella Jozsa, Bulgarian model and singer Lora Karadjova, Spain’s rather scary (to some, as in, me) Malena Gracia, consonant happy Malgorzata Galkowska of Poland and lastly, Dutch actress (Emmanuelle) Sylvia Kristel nude in 1976.
Again, the Greeks are impressing me with both their choice of celebrated ladies and in their taste for creative photography and presentation. Isabela Stratigaki’s actual cuteness is probably easier to see in the less arty (nice nonetheless) studio photos here but it’s the other set with their cool lens flare effects which add some pop to her already poppin’ nakedness of which make this D person appreciative of quality imagery.
The Earth’s hot spots continue to be invaded by famous ladies in swimwear which include the tiny and sexy Eva Longoria, Kelly Brook and Riley Steele on set of a photo shoot, Nip/Tuck’s Kelly Carlson on set for the upcoming 6th season of that show, an obviously staged “candid” shoot of the dim but cute Kristin Cavallari, the underrated beauty that is Natalie Imbruglia, and the we finish off with Rihanna.
Sometimes you don’t have to know the nude people in the photo to appreciate them. In fact, when was the last time you actually heard of the people we’ve been posting here lately anyway? If every really famous female person were to be featured in top notch nude photos like these, of course you’d see them here. But alas, they rarely do. So we sometimes have to supplement that gap with some very naked and arty unknowns.
Female actors which some would call actresses who go nude, naked, sans wardrobe in movies, film, moving pictures, television and all the other redundant words that I could not think of that would fill this space.
You COULD take that headline and dirty it up in your mind if you want to be that way. Pig. However, if you want to be a true gentleman about it, you could take it the way I meant it in that if Hitler could ice skate in Hell and Sofia Georgiou owned and ran a restaurant in my town, I’d actually leave the house to support that business. Sure, the inclination to just loiter and stare at her for a few hours would be there but I think it would be wiser to spend a few bucks to make sure the business didn’t go under. I really have no idea how my mind went from discovering this Greek cutie to talking about her serving me dinner. Seems a bit sexist when I say it like that but like I said, she’d be the owner. That’s women empowerment isn’t it?
The menagerie of famous females includes German actress Alexandra Kamp, South American Belen Lavallen, strangely famous in the UK Bianca Gascoigne, somebody named Clio Zenden, One Tree Hill actress Danneel Harris, Dollhouse’s Eliza Dushku, actress Erika Christensen in sheer, a fantastic cover featuring supermodels Eugenia Silva and Nieves Alvarez - wow, internet model Francine Dee, England’s coy cutie Gemma Atkinson, iconic but dead supermodel Gia Carangi, a Gylsi Crespo, a Hannah Buckle, an Iran Castillo, fashion model Janine Henkes, Lady GaGa’s recent Rolling Stone appearance, TV personality Layla Kayleigh, the ridiculously good looking and sexy and hot and pretty and attractive Megan Fox, Miranda Kerr’s recent Rolling Stone appearance Down Under, the very sexy but terrible acting co-star of My Name Is Earl Nadine Velazquez, a Natalia Botti, real life cartoon character Nicole “Coco” Austin, a great version of this great photo of the great Rachel Weisz, a Rebecca Loos, the one and only Sammy Braddy and not the most flattering shot of Sophie Howard with friend.
Argentina may look at the rest of us poor suckers living in non-Argentinean countries that don’t get to enjoy their bountiful array of lady celebrities and shed a tear or two, but I say don’t. We have the internets. That modern series of tubes that allows us non-Argentineans a perverted portal to your pool of famous pretties. Thanks anyway, Argentina.
So we’re right in the middle of 2009 and do you know how I know that? It’s because I can look at the bottom right hand corner of my computer screen and it informs me of this. I’m a man of the modern age. My brain’s way too complex and lazy to possibly decipher one of these calendar devices. How do you know what day it is amongst all those numbers in boxes? Plus, I can only see one naked girl at a time and for a whole month, it’s the same girl! My computer screen has thousands of naked girls and they change at a moment’s whim. Way better. So why do they still make wall-hanging calendars? Oh yeah; for my Grandpa... but he’s dead now. So with that, please enjoy the following calendars and calendar tidbits we found next to Grandpa’s cold rigid body. (Includes the upgraded version of Sammy Braddy’s 2009 wall-hanger amongst other arousing but obsolete time keeping devices.)
As all young attractive ladies do when the sun comes out, Kaylee Carver and Sam Kellett had a little getogether outdoors in their bikinis and subsequently out of their bikinis. The very normal and frequent female activity was documented in the form of fine photography. Thus, we must report the girly getogether to maintain your education of the woman species and their everyday behaviors involving sun, bikinis and nakedness. Enjoy. Learn.
As of late, Christina has dawned a rather haggard bombshell look due to overdoing it with the various bombshell accessories like 3 inch thick make-up, root destroying bleached hair and giant boobs. Uh-oh, I’m getting way too gossipy and picky-aparty with this. Scratch that trite bullshit. Christina looks great here with all her various bombshelliness including the bombshell’s best friend, the nipple.
My vast celebrity knowledge has its limits but I’m not a complete stranger to Kirsty Gallacher. What I do know is that she’s Scottish, English or Australian or all three... or one of those and famous amongst one of the others. You know, born in Scotland but famous in Australia kind of thing. Something like that. I also know that she’s been a host of sorts on a variety of TV shows during the span of her career. Most importantly, I do know that she has yet to pose truly naked and that many are wishing she would already. She’s a pretty lady but seems to have “standards” for that prettiness. However, recently at the Glamour Women of the Year Awards, she made the mistake or really; the most fortunate choice to wear a thin black dress while going commando for the sake of us all. Add the flash bulbs of the paparazzi and we have visible boobies. Kirsty fans rejoice.
Actresses whose parents decided to name their female offspring with names that start with the letter T. Actually, some of these offspring turned actresses may have been given their T beginning names by their agents (or other Hollywood-type schmo) because their parents actually named their children with non-audience-pleasing un-Hollywood names. (See next article below for example of weird un-Hollywood names.)
Perhaps V & W are fairly mainstream and innocuous letters to begin a person’s name. However X, Y and Z are ridiculous. They might be awesome middle initials but any first names that start with these letters are unsettling to mainstream movie audiences. Originality is scary. In fact, we don’t have any X names here in order to keep you safe.
More bikini celebrity season fodder including Cameron Diaz, Teri Hatcher, Melanie Brown, Caroline D’Amore including another topless moment in the sun with Lily Allen. That and other various public skin appearances and the very opportunity-taking Jamie Foxx doing what most guys (even a lot of gals) would love to have a chance to do to Halle Berry.
Poland’s Candace Kroslak, England’s always coy Chanelle Hayes, French actress Charlotte Gainsbourg in slight sheer, the almost annoyingly coy Jennifer Ellison of the UK, Australia’s Jessica Crothers, British babes Kaylee Carver and Leah Francis, Hungary’s Lilla Labancz, England’s Lindsey-Anne Strutt and Louise Glover, Norway’s Monica Hansen, Britain’s Natasha Marley, Rosie Jones, and actress Saffron Burrows, along with Mexico’s Sugey Abrego, Greece’s Sylvia Berenite, American Triana Iglesias, Greek Valentina Tsepanou, Vikki Blows of the United Kingdom (that should be every variation of saying “from England”) and lastly, Argentina’s Zaira Nara.
The following super moments will be shared with fashion models Abbey-Lee Kershaw, Adina Fohlin, Adriana Lima, Anja Rubik, Anne Vyalitsyna, Bar Refaeli, Christy Turlington, Cindy Crawford, Danijela Dimitrovska, Edita Vilkeviciute, Eliza Cummings, Eva Herzigova, Giedre Dukauskaite, Gisele Bundchen, Hana Soukupova, Irina Lazareanu, Jana Knauerova, Julia Stegner, Julie Ordon, Laetitia Casta, Laura Blokhina, Melissa Baker, Natalia Belova, Rianne TenHaken, Sasha Pivovarova, Selita Ebanks, Shannan Click, Tiiu Kuik and Valentina Zelyaeva. Super.