Canada Day Spent Looking At Chicks From Other Countries

07.01.09 | Author : The D-Man
Sure, today would be a great opportunity to feature a bunch of home grown Canadian celebrities in the buff. “Why is that?” you ask. Well, my non-Canadian friends, it’s Canada Day. On this day in history sometime before the first season of M*A*S*H* our founding ancestors finally broke from British tyranny and became an independent nation. The English side of Canada wanted the right to shoot beavers while the French side wanted to have sex with them. The British Empire frowned on both activities and no longer wanted to have anything to do with us. So after some break-up sex with the Queen, we went our own way. I’m pretty sure this is how it happened. So back to the Canadian celebrities in the buff... yeah, we don’t have any. Well, we have a ton of them in the archives but none of them have made any major nude news recently. Instead, here are bunch of non-Canadian cuties...

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