Sorry for the profanity but I can’t stand caramelized apples. They’re a pain in the ass to eat. Yes, they cause me ass pain. Maybe I’m eating them wrong. Anyway, I digress... what ISN’T wrong is supermodel Heidi Klum naked and covered in chocolate as demonstrated in her new provocative but arty photo book “Heidilicious.” A title very apropos. After this, go out and pick yourself up a copy of Heidilicious if you want a treat.
How’s this for a Halloween tie-in: women who come from Eastern European countries whose accents all sound (to ignorant North Americans) like every Transylvanian villainesses you’ve seen in any horror related flick? If you could hear any of these European models speak, this tie-in would make perfect sense to you. But since you can’t, just trust me. This works.
What’s really scary is that this is a real person. Despite all appearances, Amy Winehouse actually exists in the same reality that the rest of us do. Of course, you could argue that on an existential level that reality is just an illusion and everyone creates their own reality and blah blah blah. But if it helps you to sleep at night by pretending that Amy exists in the same reality as trolls, goblins and orcs instead of your own, fine. But why would you subject the trolls, goblins and orcs to such punishment?
While we all love us some supermodels, not all of us can take their profession - or more specifically the industry that employs them - seriously. On an individual level, the people involved are swell citizens but to look at it with a bigger lens, it just reeks of bat shit crazy. Take these shots of Leah DeWavrin on the catwalk wearing nothing but a lampshade on her head. It’s awesome in the way that she’s naked and attractive and all those basic animalistic curiosities but Jesus, the ridiculousness of it all. Then there’s the spectacle of the Victoria’s Secret runway show which every man would give up their left nut to have a front row seat to and their right one to be backstage. However, being there would probably feel like you’ve landed on some alien planet where all the people are attractive and you can’t breathe because your spacesuit just sprung a leak due to your pointy little erection. Erections are pointy and little, right? Right? Guys? (Please note to Marisa Miller fans: what we once thought was Marisa’s tanned bum is now fairly certain to belong to fellow Victoria Secreter Candice Swanepoel as seen in the pictorial evidence below.)
Lauren is another British model whose first “ever” shoot does not credit her last name. We’ve seen previous models like Lauren debut with first names like Rosie, Kaylee and Kitty with no last names. They only seem to release them after the second or third photo shoot. I’m not sure of the marketing ploy here. That’s probably because of my total lack of business prowess due to being a high school dropout who thought dropping out to be a topless model would catapult me to fame and fortune but in the end, no one was interested in topless models with concave breasts with protruding rib bones and virtually invisible nipples. So clearly, I have no idea what people want. I do know that Lauren is someone a lot will want to see more of and until they release the last name, I’ll just call her Mrs. D-Man.
Another busty British pinup model known as Kelly Andrews shows in each of the 12 months of her Official 2010 Calendar that these archaic time keeping devices have to step it up a notch and go 3D. Would having a 3 dimensional image of a naked woman hanging on your wall not make you the coolest man to have ever lived? Would the ladies not fancy you even more for your high-tech decorating taste? They MUST bring 3D calendars to 2011. My love life hinders depends on it.
A healthy side-snack of fresh, ripe and most definitely tasty fashion models that contains the following ingredients Bar Refaeli, Cintia Dicker, Eniko Mihalik, Eva Herzigova, Hilary Rhoda, Isabeli Fontana, Juliana Balestin, Kim Cloutier who we now know as the model making out with Adam Lambert (she was also in this year's SI Swimsuit Issue), Magdalena Frackowiak, Miranda Kerr, Missy Rayder, Naomi Campbell, Natasha Poly and trace amounts of nuts.
Still moments from moving pictures of actresses in scenes that may cause movement in your pants. That’s another erection joke, folks. I’ll be here all night. Don’t forget to tip your waitress. She might be a struggling actress who hasn’t done a nude scene yet and so she needs the cash. (Featuring: Alison Whitney, Anke Schwiekowski, Anne Heche, Ashlie Rhey, Brigitte Bako, Casey Durkin, Cecile Cassel, Christiana Capotondi, Cordelia Bugeja, Courtney Ford, Danielle Harris, Danielle Sapia, Eva Amurri, Faustine Tourman, Gabrielle Anwar, Helen Shaver, Jamie-Lee Curtis, Jami Gertz, Janae Armogan, Kim Cattrall, Kim Knight, Kim Poirier, Leah Viens-Gordon, Lisa Temple, Lynn Collins, Lysette Anthony, Martina Pinto, Mary Demas, Michelle Nordin, Rachel Blanchard, Rachel Specter, Rebecca Davis and Sandra Bullock.)
Kitty Lea’s Official 2010 Calendar is easily the greatest calendar to feature a cute kitty every single month. Sure, the classic “Hang In There” kitten calendar is a legend among feline calendar lovers slash collectors. I still have mine right in between my wall mural of unicorns sliding down a rainbow and my turquoise dolphin sculpture. However, with the release of Kitty Lea’s spectacular 12 month display for 2010, it will make me officially jump the shark on my taste for teenage girl decor and transform my aesthetic preferences to reflect the middle-aged and mildly perverted man that I am. Wait, no. I can’t have my office walls full of boobie calendars no matter how great a naked Kitty will help me keep track of what month it is. I don’t think my mom would appreciate seeing them when she had to come in to give me my lunch everyday.
There’s another fantastic Vikki Blows pictorial on the internets and of course, it comes with another marvelous display of wit and hilarity in its title. It takes Vikki’s unique last name that begs to be double entendrefied (yes, I just verbified a noun) and oppositifies it turning it from “Blows” to “Sucks.” Get it? Oh, and she happens to be sucking on a lollipop in this photo shoot AND at the same time, does NOT suck - in the sense that she’s actually awesome. The complexity of comedy, wordplay and double meanings in this photo shoot is just too much for my brain to handle. So I’m going to turn off my brain and concentrate on the naked lady instead.
While perusing the Sammy Braddy Official 2010 Calendar one might say, “Wow, those are some nice fake breasts.” Then a Sammy Braddy fanboy would correct you and say in snotty fashion, “Actually, those nice breasts you speak of are real, in case you’d like to know things that are true.” This would, of course, bring back memories of you being in high school physics class where you were taught the laws of gravity and its affect on large supple objects that little Sally Jones would smuggle in her sweater... ...Where was I? Oh, right. Sammy Braddy and her science defying body. It’s one for debate either way. Real? Enhanced? All we know is that a lot of the body of work in Sammy’s 2010 wall hanging time keeper is made of recycled content but naturally, we don’t mind.
This current New Yorker known as supermodel Natasha Poly comes from Russia originally. Natasha is a typical Russian name and everyone knows that because of the Bullwinkle and Rocky cartoons but is Poly a Russian name? It’s actually the Americanized version of Polevshchikova which is Natasha’s birth name. Isn’t this the most interesting thing you’ve ever read in your entire life? No? Well, maybe the following nudes of Natasha will be more of interest to you...
Model slash actress Paz De La Huerta and model slash something-else have no respect for hotel room bed rules by wearing their shoes in bed. However, they respect the “sexy lesbian rule” of making out wearing only high heals. You’ve never heard of that rule? But now that you’ve heard it, does it not make perfect sense? You’re a rule follower now, aren’t you?
As nice and familiar it is to know someone’s name, it sometimes really doesn’t matter in certain situations. The following un-named Brazilian beauties are a prime example of such a situation. They’re just hanging out. Being naked. Being hot. No big whoop. Wait, no. I feel a big whoop coming on. (Oh, great. An erection joke. Good one, D-Man. What? All out of fart jokes? Pfft. Amateur.)
Paparazzi is of course the Italian word for scummy photographer. Whereas potpourri is the word that describes the result of when a slack-ass thinks putting a lot of crap together to make one big bowl of crap will someone make the crap less crappier... that smells pretty.
How many times do you shake your fists at the Powers That Be when they put the better song on the b-side of a crappy single? The outtakes are often the b-sides of the photography world. The officially released photos may be great (as they were in these cases) but often the outtakes are the racier and/or more creative shots that have an awesome factor that frightens The Powers That Be who decide what the public gets to see which is almost always the safe choice. Thanks to the internets, we get more opportunities to see the b-sides of fine ladies like January Jones and Vikki Blows as seen here.
Supermodel Heidi Klum has her own book called “Heidilicious” which showcases her modeling career in the form of photos. Heidi has generally been a fairly mainstream type of model with a “good girl” persona. However, judging by a few of the shots featured in her book (including the one here) that we’ve seen so far, it looks like Heidi has posed more provocatively during her career than previously suspected or seen her released work. All in the name of art of course. So along with this one great shot of Mrs. Seal’s backside, we’ll stay with the assilicious theme of it and do our usual Celebrity Rearview feature of the week...
Reality TV’s Adrianne Curry washing her car like everyone should, Aubrey O’Day of I don’t know what, Argentina’s Belen Francese, Victoria’s Secret supermodel Candice Swanepoel, supermodel Catrinel Menghia, South America’s Claudia Ciardone, Italy’s Claudia Pandolfi, actress Emma Suarez, model Holly Weber, bunnymate Hope Dworaczyk, fashion model Karolin Wolter, behind the scenes from Kate Beckinsale’s Sexiest Woman Alive photo shoot, Leah Francis’ breasts escaping, supermodel Liberty Ross, said to be Marisa Miller changing in between setups for a recent Victoria’s Secret shoot but rumours say it’s actually Candice Swanepoel, Mena Suvari and Thora Birh in sheer tops in promo shots for American Beauty, actress Michelle Borth, a Miranda Kerr nipslip during a photo shoot, Rihanna covered only in barbed wire for her latest single, model Sara-Jean Underwood in sheer, adult actress Sasha Grey, Shannen Doherty in a slightly sheer top, Italy’s Silvia Rocca and model Snejana Onopka.
Despite being rather bored with these white back-dropped photo shoots, it’s hard to get bored with the foreground subjects like Lucy Pinder and a like. With that being said, I must confess that unless these often seen British models start participating in more varied and creative photo shoots, I might start doing the unheard-of and get bored of seeing them naked nearly every week. Is this not just the weirdest and most pathetic complaint you’ve ever heard? No, the weirdest and most pathetic complaint would be if Brian Austin Green complained that Megan Fox wants sex ALL the time.
We go to Belgium for a great photo shoot featuring Bianca Jeffry and then Brazil is the place to see Danielle Souza followed by a jaunt to Italy to observe Evgenia Dvoretskaya and while in Italy we make the best of our time here by gazing upon Flavia Bazzoffi and then finishing with Laura Drzewicka with some backstage action of her 2010 Calendar photo shoot along with her various TV appearances where she does not appear to be a shy one.
Brazilian fashion model Veridiana Mallmann whose fame actually blossomed in Italy as both a model and a reality TV contestant on that country’s version of Celebrity Survivor is yet another person to be featured in her own 2010 Calendar. The difference with Veridiana’s calendar compared to so many of the sudo celeb wall-hangers out these days is that it is well produced. Actually, it’s not unlike a lot of the calendars coming out of Italy for the past 15 years that we’ve seen (like Monica Bellucci, Manuela Arcuri, Nina Moric, Giorgia Palmas, Alena Seredova, Alessia Fabiani to name just a few) which combine great locations, unique setups, talented photographers and of course, beautiful subjects. Although, it’s a shame Neroscan is no longer around to do justice to these calendars anymore. No one seems to scan like the old days anymore.
Based purely on the internet and stories from friends, a lady’s breast (or two) will on occasion escape the confines of their suppressive support systems to come out and say “Hello, here we are!” Naked breasts have been my Snuffleupagus ever since I knew who Snuffleupagus was. I hear stories that they exist in real life. Apparently, they always show themselves right before or after I enter the room or I’ll be right beside them and I’ll be the only one who missed seeing them. Even though the truth machine known as the internet has shown many accounts of naked breasts popping out here and there and seems like every I am not, I still have my doubts of their real world existence. Rosie Jones, Eva Wyrwal, Emma Frain and Rhian Sugden pose for some contrived breast popping moments here but it seems like they’re just humoring me, but thanks for trying ladies.
Adam Lambert, who was the least gay thing on American Idol last season, is apparently causing a bit of a ruckus for a recent photo shoot where he’s seen groping a nude model of whom we do not know the name of. I suppose the controversy would be that Adam is gay and the model he is feeling up does not have a penis. Oh my. So could this mean Adam isn’t gay anymore? Please people. Stop being so gay about gay people. Just because you roll around with and kiss a naked model of the opposite sex it does not mean you’re not gay anymore. Whereas, if you’re a husband who likes to do ecstasy and cocaine while having sex with male prostitutes on a regular basis, then you’re probably gay no matter how much you love Jesus.
Whether it is at the theatre or in your living room, you can now find actresses getting naked in both venues. The naked actresses are not actually IN those venues shedding their clothes, but you are the one that is in those venues, with your naked status being up to you. Point being, of course, is that both movies and television are prime viewing options to see your favourite actress nude and here some to hit the internet lately...
Eva was topless on this week’s Californication again and it’s really making it hard to wait for another 8 weeks before I start watching this season. My friends think I’m weird because I abstain from watching great shows like Californication (Dexter, Rescue Me, The Hills, etc. – that last one is my favourite) until an entire season has aired so I can watch all the episodes one after the other. I think it shows great discipline. It also shows what a vast and busy social life I must have if I can sit and watch a TV show for 10 to 12 straight hours. I’m pretty cool.
She also recently appeared quite topless in an Australian version of People - I think they call it “Mates” downs there – and it just goes to show how lawless those criminal ancestors down under run their mainstream gossip magazines. Naked breasts right there in the checkout aisle? The humanity of it all. Oh, and Chanelle Hayes also had a 2009 calendar but unlike the nipple flaunting renegade Lucy Pinder, Chanelle is a good girl and only shows hers to her future husband when they come home from church on Sundays. (We also threw in a missing Rhian Sugden 2010 Calendar shot.)
The latest hodgepodge of celebrity nudishness to hit the webbernets which includes Alessia Fabiani, Carmen Electra, Elsa Sylvan, Eva (last name a maystery), Iris Strugebber, higher quality versions of the infamous January Jones shots, Kate Moss, Lily Allen topless, in public, again, Lydia Hearst, Megan Fox as seen by the Polish, Michelle Buswell, Miranda Kerr, Natalia Fernandez, Navi Rawat, Odette Yustman, Pamela Sosa, Pia Martinez, Rosie Jones, Rosy Dilettuso, the awesome but not naked enough Sarah Shahi, Tara Moss and a wet Triana Iglesias.
Twenty-Ten is expected to be another fine year if you fancy the British pinups and their bosomy ways. This multi-modeled 2010 calendar features all of the latest IT girls from across the pond including Chanelle Hayes, Eva Wyrwal, India Reynolds, Kaylee Carver, Kitty Lea, Lindsey Anne Strutt, Lucy Pinder, Rhian Sugden, Rosie Jones and Sophie Howard. Hooray for time keeping devices.
Rhian Sugden and Danni Wells share some factoid between them. They’re both blond, they’re both British and they each have a 2010 Calendar featuring another one of their commonalities: breasts. They coincidentally both have a pair of them and because of their fortunate chest statuses, they decided to feature them prominently in their new wall hanging devices that help track your days AND maintain your semi.
What’s in a name? Well, usually letters and sometimes the odd hyphen. Good one D-Man. You’re jokes are almost as witty as your Stepfather’s. You should write for Jay Leno. Anyway, back to the thing. Here we have a collection of some very interesting nudes some of which feature models we know we should know but don’t know and don’t care. Some nice stuff here...
Backstage footage featuring the making of Cristina Del Basso’s 2010 Calendar (which we’ve previously featured), the making of the so far unreleased 2010 Calendar featuring Cristina’s Big Brother co-contestant Laura Drzewicka, one fortunate angle from Megan Fox’s Rolling Stone shoot, Italy’s Raffaella Fico and actress Violante Placido topless on the set of “The American” which stars or will star George Clooney.
We start off in Hungary which seems to be producing a good chuck of the erotic model population these days. This time it’s Alisa Mindig. Then it’s to Bulgaria to meet the very attractive one named wonder Diana which then leads us to Greece to check out Natassa Liberidou. Portugal is next with Nereida Gallardo and continuing with the P countries; we trek to Poland for a visit with Paola Corvea which causes us to do a complete 180 to go back to Portugal to meet up with Paula Santos. Szilvia Freire has us wanting to go back to Hungary and then we finish the trip by going to Jolly Ole to check out X Factor’s Coco aka Vicky Lloyd.
If high quality writing and solid acting isn’t enough to get you to watch Mad Men then maybe January Jones' surprisingly ample bosom (well, not surprising to us because we’ve seen them before in her Nudography) will have you turning the channel to AMC on Sunday nights. Mind you, if the chance of seeing breast is your ONLY reason for watching a TV show then there’s a good chance the show will go right over your simple minded head. Meanwhile, in other nude and nude-ish celebrity news, we have Adriana Lima, Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace, Alessandra Ambrosio, Amber Heard, Claudia Ciardone, Eva Mendes, Eva Wyrwal, Gina Carano, Jaime Pressly, Kate Beckinsale, Katrina Bowden, Lisa Scott-Lee, Lucy Pinder, Naomi Campbell, Nicole “Coco” Austin, Tara Palmer Tomkinson and that missing Vikki Blows 2010 calendar shot.
There once was a Playboy Playmate who was married to a D-Listed actor named Lorenzo Llamas and who was even somewhat attractive in that typical Playboyey way. Fast forward a million Hollywood years and we have this female Frankenstein who slightly resembles that Shauna Sand person who makes strange and uninteresting appearances on the equally strange and uninteresting TMZ every once in a while, who, is now claiming to be another victim of a leaked sex tape. The stills and preview video smells like a professionally produced porn to us and to anyone with a pair of eyes hooked up to a working brain. If you have any respect for either your eyes or brain, you will not look at or use any more brain power on this story. However, if you’re the kind of person who can eat chocolate ice cream while watching Two Girls and a Cup without flinching, then go ahead and allow Shauna Sand into your world.
Women in cinema, ladies in movies, chicks in flicks, girls in film and even some gals on television all adding layers, colour and especially skin to the plots.
It appears that the market is big enough for two, count them, TWO Vikki Blows 2010 Calendars. Yesterday, we saw her Tattoo Energy Calendar which in many ways was simply an ad for Tattoo Energy. That calendar was pretty stellar but I’m still not caring what Tattoo Energy is even though its spokes model (not that she’s actually speaking) is amongst the best anyone could ask for. This second calendar is Vikki’s Official 2010 Calendar which just sells the awesomeness that is Vikki. It’s not as diverse photographically from one month to the next as the other one but if you’re a fan of Vikki Blows nudity, then this one is for you. (Note: We seem to be missing December - anyone?)
A visual study of the most recent imagery featuring fashion models whose talent for superness pays their bills and then some. Featuring: Alessandra Ambrosio, Ana Beatriz-Barros, Anna Selezneva, Doutzen Kroes, Eniko Mihalik, Eugenia Volodina, Gianne Albertoni, Julia Stegner, Mariacarla Boscono, Miranda Kerr, Pania Rose, Petra Nemcova, Rianne TenHaken, Silvia Dimitrova, Tao Okamoto and Valeria Dmitrienko.
Susan Sarandon’s daughter Eva Amurri has taken a cue from her mother’s career by appearing topless in film, well cable TV in this case. A fantastic show by the way, that you should watch the fuck out of. It’s still early in Eva’s acting career and so appearing topless already shows some guts but it also shows brains and integrity to play a stripper that actually strips. Actually, it should be a no-brainer but let us not forget brainless actresses have played strippers who don’t strip before.
British brunette nymph Vikki Blows is in a 2010 calendar that looks like there was actually some effort put into it. Unlike a lot of calendars featuring her bosomy British pals, this one isn’t filled with recycled material and each month is distinctly different from the rest showing Vikki’s unique look can actually be quite diverse with the right creative mind directing it. Oh, and Vikki is unsurprisingly hot throughout the entire year of 2010, which goes without saying, even though I just did.
The Body Issue is ESPN Magazine’s answer to SI’s Swimsuit Issue which is of course the cash grab issue that sells to our very basic impulse to pay for anything that remotely touches on the subject of sex. So with ESPN getting to straight to the point and featuring the naked bodies of athletes (which is a subject that makes a lot more sense to be in a sports magazine than swimsuits) you would think it would out sexy SI but sadly, it does not. The idea was a good one but it falls short in many areas not just in sexiness. The shots are neither original nor creative. Having people covering their naughty bits on a white backdrop is so over done that I don’t even care that they’re attractive women with no tops on. They almost get it right by showing the athletes and their somewhat nude bodies doing what they amazingly do well liking climbing and boxing but somehow I’m left with wanting more... and not in the perverted sense. This issue could’ve been so cool if it had really captured the amazing aesthetics, abilities and sexiness of an athlete’s body all in high quality and creative photography but for some odd reason, it didn’t do any of those things that well. Maybe next year.
While Canadians celebrate the taking of land from the friendly Natives (and in turn giving away its resources to their Southern land-taking neighbours) by eating Turkey this weekend, the rest of the world can celebrate the appearance of Canadian cutie Evangeline Lilly’s nipples at a movie premiere. Evangeline just happens to be another resource Canada gave away to the US. To her credit though, her job in the States being a cast member on “Lost” is lot better than the one Canada gave her which of course was being the hot girl you thought you’d be calling on a singles hotline. Meanwhile in other parts of the celebrity world more ladies have been showing more than usual in public. Although, Lily Allen’s nipple appearance is not an unusual occurrence anymore.
Surprisingly, the 2016 Summer Olympics in Rio will be the first games to take place in South America. Meanwhile, for some of these South American models in the game of posing naked; they look like rookies. Sure, there are gold medal veterans like Belen Lavallen, Claudia Ciardone and Melina Pitra who should be known to those with an internet connection and a curiosity for round bums. However, there are some in this collection who might only be worth a second look for those who like that amateur look where the priority of aesthetics comes in a distant third.
US President Barack Obama was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize this week which some have described as surprising and premature. Meanwhile, millions of men across the globe find the nakedness of Canadian American Idol Pamela Anderson neither surprising nor premature. What IS surprising is that new nudes of Pamela have surfaced to the internet which add to her already large resume of nakedness. International celebrities like Croatia’s Aleksandra Grdic, Italy’s Anna Grigorenko and Cristiana Bertasi, Denmark’s Kira Eggers, Serbia’s Lalika, Poland’s Magda Krolikowska, Hungary’s Melinda Toth Kerepesi, Greece’s Natassa Liberidou, Argentina’s Pia Martinez, Bulgaria’s Polina Dimovska, Canada’s Susan Napoli and France’s Sylvia Kristel also show their nudity to the globe creating little moments of peace awarded to the international community’s pants.
Australia’s answer to Britain’s shapely pinups is most likely Emily Scott. I’m not entirely sure what that means but it sounds like one of those fancy sentences you’d find in one of those paper magazines. Why another country has to answer back with equally and possibly hotter pinups is a mystery but it might make UN meetings more interesting visually. Although, it’d be hard to beat Muammer Gaddafi’s latest “interesting” appearance. Look, a reference that makes it sound like I watch the news... or SNL. Back to Emily Scott. She’s great.
Our favourite British bombshell-ish girl-next-door-ish models continue to display their talents for being naked and making a career out of something I can’t even do in front of my own mirror. Apparently, Rosie Jones is “back” from somewhere. So it’s nice for her to come out and say Hi again... while being topless. Then Lindsey Strutt’s 2010 Calendar has hit the web which will hopefully be soon followed by more 2010 pinup calendars featuring her fellow wardrobe challenged friends. Danielle Lloyd takes her coy ways and teams up with the very not coy Sophie Howard to do a “nude” photo shoot which has us wondering if Danielle’s nipples even exist. Eva Wyrwal, Kitty Lea, Lucy Pinder, Peta Todd and Vikki Blows also make Britishy and nakedy appearances.
If it weren’t for all the consonant heavy names, I might be able to remember the different Greek lady celebrities from another a lot better. They look like they are worth knowing well. So we will continue to feature these Mediterranean beauties until names like Strombolopolous roll off the tongue like olive oil. Put your brain helmets on and spark up your talking lips because we have Aneta Apostolopoulou, Christina Miliou, Dianna Ygropoulou, Efi Kyriakou, Eirini Karra, Elena Asimakopoulou, Eva Laskari, Ioanna Ntenti, Isabela Stratigaki, Julia Alexandratou, Lilian, Natali Thanou, Romy Vasileiadi and most difficult of them all, Sasha Basta.
A healthy collection of actresses in various nude scenes ranging from straight to video fluff pieces to major motion pictures to German cinema to American cable television which might just be the best place for quality films and TV these days... and they even show boobies and bum bum.
It’s Amy Green of the England, Aubrey O’Day who likes the Twit machines, blond with bombshells Irina Voronina, Kate Beckinsale making sexy looks, the Gaga Lady, Laura Drzewicka, Lieschen Botes, Madonna in look-through breast underwear, Magda Gomes puts sun on boobs, Malene Espensen’s calendar from the future year of 2010, surf person Malia Jones, Maurizia Paradiso with drawing on body, Mayra Veronica – very nice, Monica Bellucci – very very nice, Naomi Campbell - crazy, Nicollette Sheridan – crazy crazy, a Nikki Ziering, Olivia Wilde showing lady buttons, Pamela Anderson, much chested Peta Todd, Selita Ebanks has bath times, Seren Gibson, Shannon Elizabeth who was in US Cake film and Victoria Silvstedt who now make sexy time for money.
30 Rock is a great show but apparently no one watches it, which completely baffles my mind. So there’s a good chance you don’t know who Katrina Bowden is either because you don’t know a good show when it slaps you in the ass. Speaking of ass, Katrina’s was seen over the weekend at a beach. Enjoy. Then watch brand new episodes of 30 Rock starting on Thursday October 15th at 9:30 Eastern, 8:30 Central on NBC because Katrina is fully frontal (and backal) nude in every episode. Queue familiar NBC xylophone jingle. To round out this article, we’ve included other beach bums of the famous mostly from Italy.
As usual, we have to comb the globe to find celebrities who indulge the rest of the world by sharing their God given talent for being naked and good looking at the same time. A trick I have yet to master. First, we have a rather pretty actress Anna Safroncik who is well known in Italy. Then there’s Belen Rodriguez who is also pretty and famous in Italy. Mariana Avila is a Mexican actress and prefers to play with fuzzy green balls while naked. It is more fun that way. Mia Vendome hails from France and she’s famous for... well, let’s just say if you are feeling a little “stressed” Google her and make sure you have some Kleenex handy. Sophie Reade is the most recent Big Brother UK winner and Eastern European model Yvette Beke is good at cleaning.
Pop hottie Rihanna has been making it a habit lately to wear tight little sheer numbers that are a paparazzo’s delight. The latest has Rihanna’s exposed lady parts in Paris which also expose her love for nipple rings and thongs. It would appear Rihanna wants you to see her things, which is odd for someone with actual talent who really doesn’t need to resort to such tactics to get attention. However, no one is complaining.
While we get to enjoy the ever plentiful British bossoms of Eva Wyrwal, Kitty Lea, Peta Todd, Lindsey Strutt, Amy Green, Rhian Sugden, Vikki Blows and Gemma Atkinson, we also get to take in the well roundedness of Argentinean model Belen Francese, Italy’s Benedetta Zilli, WWE’s Christy Hemme, supermodel Eva Herzigova in sheer, Eva Longoria showing some rare nipple, model and hockey wife Izabella Scorupco, behind the scenes look at Karina Smirnoff of Dancing with the Stars for PeTA, the infamous Kim Kardashian where one out three pictures look suspect (as in, her head but not her boonbs,) then pop star Kylie Minogue in sheer, UK’s Lauren Pope, Estonian pop star Mari-Leen Kaselaan, Italy’s Nina Moric, actress Rebecca Gayheart, fashion model Suzanne Diaz and Russian pole vaulter Yelena Isinbayeva.
Product placement is here to stay whether you like it or not. Using sex to sell products is also here to stay whether you like it or not. The following fuses the two using Venezuelan models in bikinis bearing their bums with the prominent presence of a brand named beer. This may be the unfortunate future of babe pictorials. Now if we start seeing Nike swoops on cheetahs in National Geographic, we will need to get all the babes and beer we can get because we will know the end is near. So drink them in.
This cliché but effective trick of getting naked or scantily clad ladies together for a photo shoot will move some serious paper among other things. Here we see this phenomenon involving Adrianne Curry with some unknowns from a behind the scenes look, Becky Rule with Ruth Reynolds, Fabiola Campomanes with Silvia Irabien, Belgian model Jess Donckers and Meike Schulte, Katie Fey (aka Evgeniya Diordiychuk aka Jenya) making sexy time with Liza Brazis, Sarah-Jane Whiteley getting rough with fellow roller derby chick, a pair of unknown Ukrainian models and finishing with a handful of Australian models getting cheeky with each other. (That’s an ass pun.)
