If there was ever a case study for the behaviour of men and whether 82 years of seeing hundreds of thousands of breasts in your life would stop you from caring about seeing another pair or not, Hugh Hefner is probably the only candidate in our lifetime, possibly in history, to be the accurate subject to study this phenomenon. The result of this study is answered in this uncensored 2 minute video of Pamela Anderson surprising Hef on his 82nd birthday by showing up completely naked with cake in hand and boobs in face. The answer is a flat out no. The man still stares at the naked boobies as contently as he did when he was but a wee boy. Now remind me how is it that the Earth is still primarily run by us unevolved gender of the human species? Do the females not know that they could easily overtake us simple male apes if they wanted to?

Well, that double entendre could be both inaccurate and offensive to the sweet gal that is Peta Todd. Perhaps, she fancies herself a vegetarian for all we know. So why oh why D-Man would you make her sound like both an animal hater and an eater of penises? You see, Mr. Strange Voice In My Head, her name is just like the organization that lobbies for animal rights and they don’t like people eating meat. Hence, the mention of meat eating. Oh, you don’t say? No, I do say. I also allowed the more immature readers similar to myself to then assume that her acceptance of a bit o meat refers to the consuming of the male genitalia. Of course, I retract everything I just wasted everyone’s time with by typing out this nonsense because Peta is said to be quite a sweet woman as seen here in her 2009 calendar...

The actresses found in this visual study furthering the plot of their respective movies by appearing nude are Ali Larter, Amanda Douge, Angela Davies, Angelina Jolie, Brigitte Bardot, Caprice Benedetti, Carey Mulligan, Carla Gallo, Carly Craig, Carly Pope, Carolina Crescentini, Caroline Ducey, Cerina Vincent, Charlotte Devaney, Chelsea Richards, Christina Ricci, Claudia Neidig, Elsa Zylberstein, Emilia Fox, Emily Procter, Hailey-Marie Norman, Holly Dignard, Holly Weston, Irina Voronina, Jaime Winstone, James King, Jenna Jameson, Jessica Morris, Joanna Going, Jodie Whittaker, Lauren Hays, Leonor Varela, Madeline Smith, Mena Suvari, Meredith Monroe, Rie Sinclair, Robin Sydney, Roxy Saint, Shamron Moore, Sian Breckin, Stephanie Swift, Tereza Srbova, Tessa Thompson and Theresa Scholze.

Imagine if that was for real? Wouldn’t that be crazy and awesome all at the same time? I mean, her name sounds just like a Transformer. I mean, how awesome, right? Like, its like they’re perfect for like each other. Ok, this is a stupid paragraph...

It’s the year 2000: the year of the future. Flying cars are conspicuously missing; America was just about to make their dumbest move in history by voting in swagger over smarts and Swedish bombshell Victoria Silvstedt was in her prime. Here’s a great little collection of Victoria from back then which surprised us to be missing from her BoB Nudography. There’s even a pictorial pre 2000 slash pre plastic surgery that shows she didn’t really need to go under the knife. Mind you, Hef probably wouldn’t have noticed her otherwise to make her a Bunnymate of the Year. Again, with the boobs Hef. After 82 years, you really need to diversify your tastes.

I don’t think this woman could have a bad photo taken of her worthy of anyone’s cutting room floor. Yet, there just isn’t enough room in most publications to showcase all of Megan’s amazing images and thus, you have outtakes which should be more accurately dubbed hottakes in Miss Fox’s case. Am I gushing? It’s a bit much isn’t it?

So get this. I went to Google Earth today and guess what? There’s no country called Latin. So where did all these Latin people come from? Maybe I’m being ironically ignorant but does that not make any sense? So sexy Latina celebrities Geraldine Bazan and Mirella Grisales just can be born in a country like Mexico or and call yourself a Latin? Sometimes I just don’t understand the world for pretend. Oh, and not to worry anyone, but there’s also no Jewland.

Violence against women is wrong. There I said it. What a courageous stand on the issues I have. Violence against men by women, well, some might say if done right, is rather hot. I myself don’t like pain and would curl up like a little girl in the corner crying for my mommy if any of the following women were to even look at me with a meanie face. They are wrestlers Christy Hemme and Kelly Kelly who we know can throw their weight around in the ring. As for Aria Giovanni and Bianca Beauchamp here, well, they’re probably sweethearts at most times but I can see myself peeing some pee in my quivering girlie pants if they decided to call me names. Why do girls have to be so mean?

Here’s a collection of desktop wallpapers featuring the very boobie British pinup model Lucy Pinder for those who are either unashamed to have naked women in plain view on their computer screens... or for those without kids... or who’s unmarried... or without a girlfriend... or for those who have not had a women step foot in their house since that nice lady cop came by 3 years ago after being called by a neighbor to investigate an unusual and foul odor emitting from your basement. Remember that? Gosh, she was so pretty.

Perhaps, you’re too good for 600 x 400 monitors. You probably have no time for rotary phones either. More than likely you think raping and pillaging is a flawed way to meet the love of your life. Well then, the following images are right up your alley for all you lovers of higher quality modern devices. These are upgraded versions or more complete series of previously seen photos that will make your celebrity collection that much better in that you will have some more pixels showing better detailed celebrity flesh to view in your fancy flat screen uppity monitors. Now excuse me as I have a bowel movement in the hole I just dug because I’m not so arrogant that I need a fancy flushing machine. (My word, that D-Man is just plain vulgar and confusing today.)

With the invention of the interweb, the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show has become the biggest PR blitzes in its industry and never has it been blitzier than this year making it the worst kept secret ever. It’s been at least a week of the famous VS supermodels showing up in very obvious open photo shoots where the paparazzi must have been either invited or tipped off to show up. As obvious as it is that this promotes the beautiful women involved but one wonders how many more pairs of panties does this sell among the normal panty wearing public considering that the runway show itself displayed anything but normal looking lingerie. Just a thought. Now to clear the brain of any constructive thought, on to the supermodels... oh, and another thought, how beautiful is Adriana Lima? Very. But what the heck is she doing with her face in most of these candids? Is that the face of a pent up and sexually frustrated virgin? Excuse me as I look in the mirror to see what that looks like... Yup, I look exactly like Adriana. How could no one have fucked us by now? What a waste of hotness we are.

Models Alicia-Marie Clark and Amanda Klaassen, Anna Faris’ bum in The House Bunny, actresses Asia Argento and Audrey Tautou, England’s Danielle Lloyd, Argentina’s Dorismar , Hungary born British famed Eva Wyrwal, Aussie actress and TV host Holly Valance, model Irina Sheik, South America’s Johanna Amorin, Victoria’s Secret supermodel Julia Stegner, Keira Knightley nude in The Duchess, Kylie Minogue and a boa, Laetitia Casta nude in Nes en 68, opera singer Lesley Garrett, Lucy Pinder, Aouth American model Marina, Italy’s Melita Toniolo, models Nelly Atansova, Olga Burtseva, Ornella Roddi and Rachael Cordingley, classic bombshell Raquel Welch, South American model Rezzeta, Italy’s Roberta Mancino, Sophie Howard, a rather edgy AIDS poster we thought was worth a thought provoking gawk, Argetnina’s Valeria DeGenaro, Vikki Blows being awesome and some skimpy stills of Chuck’s Yvonne Strahovski.

A whole schwack of visuals to study the behaviour of the variety of celebrity species documented by a lower level of species. The celebrities caught either sporting skimpy bikinis and other attire that failed to cover their what-have-yous are Alessia Merz, Brittny Gastineau, Celine Dio, Chloe Sevigny, Elisabetta Canalis, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Eva Henger, Isabel Figuera, Jennifer Ellison, Jennifer Garner, Katy Perry, Kim Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian, Kristen Cavalieri, Liv Tyler, Nicole “Coco” Austin , Nikki Cox, Rebecca Loos, Rihanna, Sophie Anderton and Stacy Keibler.

Easily plucked straight out of Heavy Metal comic books (ahem, graphic novels,) Sammy Braddy’s body boggles the perception of reality and the construction of women. At first glance, you say, that or those can’t be real. However, according to sources, it and they are. It seems these moist looking shots of Sam from her 2009 calendar - here in rather fuzzy form (looks like a very rushed scan job) - are from a shoot we’ve seen before but really, 90% of them are new to the interweb and all its boobie browsing pervs. I didn’t mean you. That other guy.

You definitely have to laugh and point and mock to the point of deep hurt feelings at the paparazzo who was the poor hack out shooting Amy Winehouse slowly disintegrate into obscurity while some other paparazzo loser, albeit very lucky loser, had the fortune of getting these behind the scenes shots of Victoria’s Secret current supermodel roster (Adriana Lima, Marisa Miller, Alessandra Ambrossio, Karolina Kurkova, Miranda Keer and Doutzen Kroes) hanging out and being shot in their bikini slash lingerie. Meanwhile, another loser just finishes writing a ridiculously long run-on sentence.

Ladies of the cinema and televisions who make the naked to tell story are Christiane Paul in foreign worded title flick, Julie Strain in b-class movie film, Kim Basinger in Getaway You, Lizzy Caplan making Vampire sexy, Melanie Griffith make naked dance for money and Pam Grier makes me want chocolate drink.

Despite the recent findings of the first truly photographed planets orbiting a star, Earth is still the best planet if you’re in search of attractive (or not-so attractive) naked female humans. They litter the place. Go to Greece and you find Afroditi Kapatseli or rotate the planet half a full rotation and in Mexico there dwells a way more naked than earlier this week Geraldine Bazan. If you were to spin the planet backwards fast enough to go back to 1994, you’ll find a very retro naked Katarina Vasilissa. However, if you think Superman II’s time travelling gimmick is scientifically flawed, then stay in the present and go to England where you’ll find Natasha Marley, a more than gracious female Homosapien who will get naked for nearly all onlookers.

Whether it’s the top movies at the box office or the top “artists” on the Billboard Top 40 music charts, it seems what’s popular among the masses is never what reflects my own tastes. Personally, I think most lists that deem things to be the best are often skewed by politics, corporate greed or stupidity and usually all of the above. I will agree pretty much all of the following 100 naked ladies are “babes” and deserve to be on this list. However, any list of this kind that has Kitty Lea ranked 100 makes me believe the aforementioned factors had some play in the making of this list. Or maybe I myself am a bit nuts and the sky really isn’t purple and these laser shooting fly-sized unicorns flying around my head are just my imagination. Kitty 100? Really?

The world of women represented in this international visual study are Portugal’s Ana Alves, Argentina’s Claudia Ciardone, Italy’s Francesca Rettondini, USA’s Gabrielle Tuite, Mexico’s Geraldine Bazan, Italy’s Giovanna Rei, USA’s Kimberly Ann Green and of Venezuela Jamie Sasson, Norma Isaba and Yesika Almeida.

Speaking Italian (I hopes it’s Italian and I’m not sounding like a complete ignorant jerk-off) but speaking the language would help me determine exactly what particular criteria this list is judging the following famous ladies by. Although, it doesn’t really matter because this is the first top 100 something-or-other that I almost 100% agree with. It even casts Laetitia Casta as number 1 which sells it even more for me. The order doesn’t matter so much because it seems every participant is someone you’d say, “Yeah, she’s definitely a top whatever on my list too!” Oh, for those who demand nudity in every photo of a female celebrity, this list might disappoint you. However, we can say with great confidence that nearly every beauty in this list is naked in our database from previous reports of celeb nakedness. So feel free to use this list as a guide when searching for a beautiful naked famous lady that you may have forgotten about.

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