So do you fancy yourself a lover of the lesbians? Many men do and ok, good for them. Now how many of those same girl-on-girls gawkers do you think are complete homophobes if the two petting participants rolling around in the hay are two dudes? I don’t have the stats on that but I’m guessing more than a few. I’m guessing gay marriage is out of the question for those same people. Sure, let the lesbians give me a show for my own selfish needs but good God don’t let them get married. I highly doubt the following ladies getting naked together are anywhere close to being true lesbians and have no desire to marry each other but if it’s cool with you to get off on their gay activities, then it should also be cool with you if they wanted to get married. Of course, that’s just what Jesus told me the other day.

A visual retrospective of the rear perspective showing the week's past internet appearances of famous and semi-famous backsides, hams, buns, derrieres, keisters, hineys, sterns, asses, beams, fannies, behinds, hind ends, bottoms, poop shutes, breeches, rumps, poopers, duffs, seats, hunkers, bums, tails, butts, rear ends, cans, posteriors, cheeks, fundaments, arses, haunches, hinders, prats, rears, tail ends, tokuses, booties, the seat of one's pants...

Along with “Angels & Demons” beauty Ayelet Zurer (as seen on the left) we have frozen moments from hot scenes in various motion pictures and television shows.

Sure, today would be a great opportunity to feature a bunch of home grown Canadian celebrities in the buff. “Why is that?” you ask. Well, my non-Canadian friends, it’s Canada Day. On this day in history sometime before the first season of M*A*S*H* our founding ancestors finally broke from British tyranny and became an independent nation. The English side of Canada wanted the right to shoot beavers while the French side wanted to have sex with them. The British Empire frowned on both activities and no longer wanted to have anything to do with us. So after some break-up sex with the Queen, we went our own way. I’m pretty sure this is how it happened. So back to the Canadian celebrities in the buff... yeah, we don’t have any. Well, we have a ton of them in the archives but none of them have made any major nude news recently. Instead, here are bunch of non-Canadian cuties...

The usual hodge-podge of film stills showing S named actresses getting naked-ish or all the way naked in order to tell a better story. They say a good film is all about the writing and to a lot of lonely men who don’t see a lot of naked women in their real lives; the following films have some excellent writing.

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