Kate Moss, nude. Naomi Campbell, nude. Amber Valletta, nude. Daria Werbowy, nude. Lara Stone, nude. Natalia Vodianova, nude. Kristen McMenamy, nude. Jeneil Williams, nude. We’ve seen the covers previewing this great set of photo shoots and now we can report the entire series featuring these great supermodels in great photography in great levels of nudity.
Unlike a lot of the abnormally orange ladies you see in more Northern places, (perhaps say, New Jersey,) the Brazilian lady’s shade of orange somewhat appears to have been produced by nature as opposed to being a lab experiment gone wrong on your epidermis thanks to a $9.95 jar of cancerous chemicals. The Brazilians prefer to get their cancer the old fashion way; from the sun. This, of course, is complete conjecture. The following Brazilians probably combine their oranging technique with both the sun and a jar. They just do it so well that we can still identify them as human.
British model, actress, reality TV eye candy (The Real Hustle) Jessica Jane Clement is a fine example of and further proof that blonds turned brunettes are way hotter being on the dark side of the follicle. (Dexter’s Julie Benz, Cameron Diaz, Sofia Vergara, Brooke Burns among other examples of this phenomenon.) However, Jessica Jane’s nuder works were back in her blond days which pleasantly forces us to revisit her past. The nuder Jessica or the hotter Jessica? Take your pick...
This headline is what we used to call Celebrity Rearviews (or The Week In Rearview) back when we thought rhyming was cool. What we do know to be forever cool is the celebrity derriere and here is this week’s collection...
It’s the untraditional Mexican made-up holiday celebrating the 5th day of February in order to bring you the following Mexican models slash celebridades: Carla Garcilazo, Carolina Queiroz, Denisse Padilla, Stefania and Wendy Braga.
Dutch model Ancilla Tilia manages to balance the cute and the kinky fairly well. Now, for someone who is allergic to latex and pain, I don’t quite get the whole bondage fetish thing. At least, my system couldn’t take it. Visually, the aesthetics can be quite intriguing at times and entertainingly intimidating as an art form as pulled off in some of these shots. But again, my allergy to whips and various soft tissue clamps keeps me an observer in a bubble from a far. However, Ancilla more often goes for the gentler and vintage looks inspired by the likes of Bettie Page and Marilyn Monroe which are way more inviting and cause no allergic reactions whatsoever. Unless, of course you’re allergic to good looking women which I know some of you are.
Once again, the good photographing people of Brazil manage to balance (slightly explicit) eroticism with non-cheesy (and higher) caliber photography. This time they capture model Barbara Koboldt who is probably yet another unknown famous person that you’ve never heard of but imagine if you did and this was the kind of nude photography treatment given to your favourite famous person? Would that not be satisfying? So pretend that Barbara was a star of your favourite TV show and now you get to see her like this. See? Playing pretend is fun.
Along with see-through shots of Avatar’s Zoe Saldana (some of which we’ve had versions of for over a year – just sayin’) we have French model Amal, Aussie model Ashleigh Sudholz, classic shots of Caprice Bourret, a classic sheer oops of Catherine Bell, French actress Emmanuelle Seigner also in sheer, Aussie Estelle Hammersley, Italian actress Eva Grimaldi, lingerie model turned Dancer of the Stars Joanna Krupa, supermodel Karen Mulder, Rolling Stoner Ronnie Wood’s ex-ladyfriend Katia Ivanova, the healthy bosomed Katy Perry, classic supermodel Lauren Hutton, fashion model Lindsay Ellingson, actress slash model Lou Doillon, more Lucy Pinder from her recent shoot, supermodel Maggie Rizer in an oops moment, Brit pinup Malene Espensen, Marilyn Monroe, models Maryna Linchuk and Michelle Zwoferink, supermodel Naomi Campbell, sexy Scandinavian Natacha Peyre, UK’s Natalie Oxley, Croatia’s Rea Matas, pornstar turned mainstream Sasha Grey, Danish model Selina Soopramanien, Garbage’s Shirley Manson in sheer on the red carpet, model Susie Bick, Brazil’s Tania Oliveira, Italy’s Valeria Marini and Eastern Europe’s Voksan Virag.
Actresses in television and film including Amanda Seyfried’s nude bum in a recent episode of Big Love, the ladies of Spartacus including Lucy Lawless, Erin Cummings and Viva Bianca. Along with Adriana Ugarte, Annette Bening, Aude Pepin, Carli Norris, Cleo DeParis, Dawn Olivieri, Deborah Francois, Elisa Mouliaa, Emmanuelle Vaugier, Hafsia Herzi, Jill Schoelen, Katja Herbers, Lorraine Bracco, Marciee Drake, Marie Vinck, Marisa Tomei, Monica Bellucci, Morena Baccarin, Nara Sakare, Olga Kurylenko, Rebecca Night, Sarah Jessica Parker, Shalyn Casar, Siberia Federico, Thais Simi, unknown actresses from 40 Days and 40 Nights and Valeria Bruni Tedeschi.
The latest visual study of Bottom America’s (aka South America on the official maps) celebrated ladies that veteran internet celeb enthusiasts should be somewhat familiar with by now. This familiarity being forced on to you because the real big time celebs don’t get naked often enough to satisfy your nude celeb thirsts. So we present the following lesser echelon famous females of foreign lands in South America: Barbara Franco, Claudia Ciardone, Debora Bello, Florencia Maggi, Florencia Tesouro, Julieta Maillard, Lorena Wells, Luciana Aymar, Luly Drozdek, Monica Farro, Natalia Oreiro, Nenita, Noelia Barrios, Pamela Carranza, Tamara Alves and Wanda Nara.
Fashion models, editorial models, runway models, supermodels. These are the sub-species of models that a lot of models (and others) consider to be on the higher end of the model family tree. I’d have to agree if you look at it as artist because the industries that hire these specific kinds of models are usually on the higher end of creative endeavors. It might seem snobby but if you look at the models in the recent Miss America pageant (along with their “talents”) you can’t help be pained by the mediocrity of it all. Whereas the fashion industry might have some really weird shit going on and even at times not be all that “pretty but it’s at least on the upper branch of innovation and creativity making for a great playing ground for these “supermodels.”
Argentina’s Andrea Rincon solo and again with fellow curvaceous model Valeria DeGenaro; London’s Bianca Deacy; Chelsea Jones of the United Kingdom; Eastern Europe’s Lene Alexandra; Belgian singer Sandy Boets and Mexico’s Virginia Gallardo.
It’s rare that you’ll see a mainstream magazine (that’s not PHOTO) go with a full spread of black and white photos. It’d be nice to see more often. Especially, with publications that get cuties like India Reynolds to pose for them. There could be so much more interesting photos of great models if these mags thought a bit outside of the box more often. I’m guessing they’re following mass appeal instead of doing what might actually be more interesting. Anyhoo, here’s India Reynolds sans colour and sans clothing and mucho cute.
The cliché idea that anything that is bigger is considered better is so completely false it bores me to tiny tears. However, when Brit pinups Alice Goodwin and Sammy Braddy present us with their massive bosom side by side by side by side one can still make the stand that bigger isn’t necessarily better but can consider it quite okay in this instance... or instances. Let’s also throw in some more of these instances from a shoot labeled “Very Big Boobs” featuring Katie-Marie Cork, Kitty Lea, Lindsey Strutt, Peta Todd and Sophie Howard just for shits and giggles.
I was all prepared to rant about this photo shoot’s misleading title and the same tired questions these pinups are forced to answer for the photo shoot’s accompanied copy but thought “screw it.” Let’s just enjoy the visuals that Lucy Pinder provides so nicely and ignore the boring rants of some web scribe bitching about other lame scribers. Reading is normally good for you but sometimes it can be a waste of your time. So stop reading this and get on with the show that is Lucy Pinder...
If it were not for our server esplosion (that’s Spanish, not a spelling error) we would have been one of the first sites to bring you this complete internet rendering of the 2010 Pirelli Calendar. Of course, we ARE the only nude celebrity site you visit... right? Right guys? Right. Ok. So this viewing of a very supermodel packed calendar featuring the very nude photos of Abbey-Lee Kershaw, Ana Beatriz-Barros, Catherine McNeil, Daisy Lowe, Eniko Mihalik, Georgina Stojiljkovic, Gracie Carvalho, Lily Cole, Marloes Horst, Miranda Kerr and Rosie Huntington Whiteley is premiering in your eyeballs right now and aren’t your eyeballs happy right now?
You can’t turn your cheek without spotting supermodel Miranda Kerr and her adorable cheeks. Whether it’s in St. Bart’s shooting for Victoria’s Secret or at a soon-to-be extinct magazine rack or at some famous person’s house who has access to the actual hold-in-your-hands 2010 Pirelli Calendar or at my desk looking over my shoulder while I “work” you’re going to find THE supermodel of the moment Miranda Kerr scantily clad or some kind of nude. She looks barely legal. Yet is the ripe old age of 26 making her combination of youthful cuteness and mature sexiness a lethal combination. “Lethal” of course being completely hyperbolic. If her looks were literally lethal, anyone who has browsed the internet in the last 6 months would be deader than The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien. While mediocrity gets all the glory and good time slots on television (Hello, Jay Leno) we still have the specialness of Miranda Kerr to distract us from the mainstream blandness.
This is where I mention in a remotely humorous way how bums are nice. This usually goes without saying. Strike that. If there's a nice bum, it is almost ALWAYS said. Most likely being proclaimed by your buddy who insists on making every observation verbal. “Look at that ass.” or “Check out the butt on her.” or the modifiable “What I wouldn’t do to INSERT OPTION that.” are among the classics. However, even the girls will mention the presence of a sublime behind. There's a universal appeal for the backside that surpasses gender, race and species. Strike that last one. So now that the gender that we know as the British are showing off their best rears for 2010 and wouldn't you know it, it's all the same gals that are said to have the best breasts. It would seem these ladies have it all, or maybe it's because they only have a certain amount of models on contract at once. Which is fine. We like familiarity. That's probably why we go looking for nude celebrities instead of pictures of “What's-her-ass. Strike that. What's-her-ass is always nice too. So here’s a visual study of the famous fanny (including the aforementioned Best British Bums of 2010 and “hindlights” from this year’s Victoria’s Secret collection) with a few What’s-her-asses to round out the collection.
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